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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's not how they cut films. They edit out random unoffensive things just to get the runtime down. Fun fact: sometimes it's not anyone from RiffTrax that edits the movies. It depends on the cut they get from the distributors.
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Another Bill posted:The other thing I learned was that Lash LaRue was rejected by Warner Bros after first screen testing there because they already had Humphrey Bogart in their stable and didn't want two hunks under contract at the same time. And they were right. The screen was barely able to handle the presence of Lash and Paul Homan as Luger at the same time in Alien Outlaw.
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samcarsten posted:how do you star in porn without knowing it. Someone could buy the footage and add in porn scenes.
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May 5, 2023 17:38
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Did Bill and Kevin stop writing? The usual writing credits now list Mike, Conor, and Sean, and a couple of contributing authors.
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Bedurndurn posted:It's been like that for a while now. I want to say for like a year or more? Yeah, these writing credits go back as far as I could scroll
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As soon as a few years back Bill would get a writing credit occasionally but I don't remember the last time I saw Kevin's name on a recent one. Now, I don't think Bill does any of the writing.
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Clouseau posted:As soon as a few years back Bill would get a writing credit occasionally but I don't remember the last time I saw Kevin's name on a recent one. Now, I don't think Bill does any of the writing. Bill and Kevin just sitting back and raking it all in by talking into a microphone. Life of Riley. 
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samcarsten posted:how do you star in porn without knowing it. His scenes were filmed separately and the director lied to him about the nature of the film.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:His scenes were filmed separately and the director lied to him about the nature of the film. See also: the 1979 film Caligula, starring Helen Mirren, Malcolm McDowell, and John Gielgud, with extra (unsimulated sex) scenes added later by producer Bob "Penthouse" Guccione
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On second thought, don't see Caligula. No one deserves that.
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Canned Panda posted:Fun fact: sometimes it's not anyone from RiffTrax that edits the movies. It depends on the cut they get from the distributors. Yeah Bridget and Mary Jo have said that some of the ones they've received have had weird edits, like for language.
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah Bridget and Mary Jo have said that some of the ones they've received have had weird edits, like for language. Man, those "Teenagers" movies must have been cutting edge back in the 1940s! 
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Cobra riff is now available (it is a "Just the Jokes" instead of a VOD.)
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Man, those "Teenagers" movies must have been cutting edge back in the 1940s! They were banned in 32 states and copies of the final film were burned rather be shown to the public out of fear of inciting riots.
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This was my first time watching Cobra and I expected there to be far more pizza scissoring.
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Gavok posted:This was my first time watching Cobra and I expected there to be far more pizza scissoring. The bad guy going "oh yeah, you have to play by the rules and take me in" doesn't quite work when Cobra has just spent the last 20 minutes murdering gang members. Including burning a guy alive.
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I just saw Nick Nolte in an episode of Poker Face and I never realized how good Mike's impression of him is.
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The incongruous dubbed voice of Santa in Feeders 2 never fails to make me giggle. Which means a lot of explaining if I'm listening to the Twitch stream at work.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I just saw Nick Nolte in an episode of Poker Face and I never realized how good Mike's impression of him is. I laugh every single time the Nick Nolte impression comes out, it's probably one of the most consistently funny gags they do. Watching Cobra with the rifftrax right now and Stallone is surprisingly boring. I'd rather just watch Stone Cold again.
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Slider posted:I laugh every single time the Nick Nolte impression comes out, it's probably one of the most consistently funny gags they do. Yeah, there's a reason this one isn't put up there with his genuinely good work (Rocky, First Blood) or his genuinely fun campy stuff (Over the Top). It's just stock 80's cop on the edge stuff without embracing the ham.
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Dawgstar posted:Yeah, there's a reason this one isn't put up there with his genuinely good work (Rocky, First Blood) or his genuinely fun campy stuff (Over the Top). It's just stock 80's cop on the edge stuff without embracing the ham. But it does embrace the ketchup! One of the weirdest things about Cobra is that it was remade 9 years later with Cindy Crawford and one of the Baldwins.
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Gavok posted:But it does embrace the ketchup! Well more they were both based on the same book with cobra only being vaguely reminiscent of the book after all the rewrites and Stallone edits.
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There is a System Shock remake out today and the Rifftrax crew contributed an audiolog in it.
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muscles like this! posted:There is a System Shock remake out today and the Rifftrax crew contributed an audiolog in it. link it
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samcarsten posted:link it https://twitter.com/pripyatbeast/status/1663618326705340416?s=19
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Shodan tortures all the captives on the citadel of love.
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I don't think SHODAN has what it takes to actually torture anyone, you need to accept them remaining alive first and also not mind implanted to subservience.
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"Aaaact-ti-ti-tivating the MITCHELL protocol-col-ol..."
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Watching just a fraction of the mst3k catalogue in one sitting is enough to get any hacker to just fire that gently caress off mining laser.
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Hey fam I made a thread for 372p https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4033367
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Mordja posted:Hey fam I made a thread for 372p https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4033367 thank you, I'm in
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Cobra is terrific. "You know, movie chase scenes are like the proverbial happy family in the Tolstoy quote. They all loving suck!"
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*Basil Rathbone as Scrooge dramatically pleads with the grim reaper, who points obliquely at his grave* Mike, mid monolgue: "Do you even see the cool frog I'm pointing at???"
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https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1669781893863161857 This just looks delightful.
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Dawgstar posted:https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1669781893863161857 One of the “co-writers” in the credits is John Bloom. It can’t be that John Bloom, can it?
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echopapa posted:One of the “co-writers” in the credits is John Bloom. It can’t be that John Bloom, can it? Inspector Mom is listed in his filmography there and on imdb... so signs point to yes. That's wild.
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And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
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