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TulliusCicero posted:I loving despise Bill Maher, just pure condensed smug dumbfuck boomer incarnate, and have no idea how that loving piece of poo poo still has an audience. I have been trying to remember this dipshit's name for about a week, thank you! All I could remember about his was that he was basically a clone of Matt Walsh.
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I don't think this has been posted before.quote:Pro Racing Driver Describes Tesla Model S Plaid As "Dangerously Fast And Unstable" https://insideevs.com/news/669766/racing-driver-model-s-dangerously-fast-and-unstable/
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May 31, 2023 11:51
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ngl i hate watch bill maher once in a while its like having the guy you don't like at a house party who can't shut up about politics and the gut biome in a lil pokeball ill think about how stupid he is in my head until my brain knocks me out to escape it, usually when he starts those lovely letterman style graphic art top10 jokes. ive got v. bad insomnia & it's great sleep
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May 31, 2023 11:54
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Iirc is there not legal precedent and the literal exact reason why verified users were created in the first place? Yup! The FTC forced Twitter to institute verification as part of their compliance scheme over a decade ago. Thanks to Mudge's whistleblowing, we know the company's been lying to the FTC about a lot of their conduct basically the entire time, so one might assume they're just looking for an excuse to bring the hammer down on Twitter again
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May 31, 2023 12:01
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Elon has gone more than 24 hours without tweeting. He must be dead.
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May 31, 2023 12:34
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He was in meetings with Chinese officials and probably was told he couldn't be high then
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May 31, 2023 12:36
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So might as well be dead.
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May 31, 2023 12:37
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Pookah posted:I have been trying to remember this dipshit's name for about a week, thank you! All I could remember about his was that he was basically a clone of Matt Walsh. Michael Tracy is Matt Walsh but even more psychopathic. You look at Matt Walsh and you can see the simmering rage there as he desperately tries to cosplay a lumberjack to appropriate a masculinity he'll never really have. Michael Tracey is just dead behind the eyes. Genuinely inhuman.
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May 31, 2023 12:45
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kazil posted:Elon has gone more than 24 hours without tweeting. He must be dead. why would you get our hopes up like that
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May 31, 2023 12:50
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May 31, 2023 12:53
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"Why would we upset the only customers paying for our product?" 
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May 31, 2023 12:57
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Yup! The FTC forced Twitter to institute verification as part of their compliance scheme over a decade ago. Thanks to Mudge's whistleblowing, we know the company's been lying to the FTC about a lot of their conduct basically the entire time, so one might assume they're just looking for an excuse to bring the hammer down on Twitter again What will raise the FTC's hackles will be the first blue check scam using someone's name that steals a bunch of money. Surprised it hasn't happened yet.
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May 31, 2023 13:20
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MiracleFlare posted:If Musky wants an AI that will say slurs all the time he can just download the 1996 game Creatures and teach Norns all the wrong words to describe a carrot I would love a new one taking advantage of some of the advances (that fit real time of course) that came since, including better cpus so you can build somewhat bigger brains
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May 31, 2023 13:24
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Dabir posted:Michael Tracy is Matt Walsh but even more psychopathic. You look at Matt Walsh and you can see the simmering rage there as he desperately tries to cosplay a lumberjack to appropriate a masculinity he'll never really have. Michael Tracey is just dead behind the eyes. Genuinely inhuman. Tracy's theory that America FORCED Hitler to kill the Jews sure is something.
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May 31, 2023 14:06
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Deki posted:Even if it was just because Microsoft gave stock to employees as a perk, it makes Bill Gates seem far more human than guys like Zuck, Musk, or Notch because pretty much everyone who came up with him in the early days of Microsoft became fabulously rich, and by all accounts Bill thought that kicked rear end. Becoming super rich does gently caress with many people's interpersonal relationships, because suddenly you're constantly wondering if they're humoring you in the hope of getting money. From a purely selfish standpoint seems like it would be beneficial to have lots of people get rich along with you, because then you don't have to worry about that with them.
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May 31, 2023 14:25
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Obviously what I would do is say something that sounds similar enough that the device will interpret it as the racial slur, without actually saying the slur itself 
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May 31, 2023 14:36
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As soon as the blue check system was destroyed fhere was a torrent of fake celeb accounts pushing crypto scams all over Twitter. Maybe since its "crypto" and not actual money the FTC has been more relaxed about cracking down?
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May 31, 2023 14:45
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Couldn’t they just send a black person to say the N word so the aliens won’t destroy the earth. Then it’s ok because it’s their word.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Couldn’t they just send a black person to say the N word so the aliens won’t destroy the earth. Then it’s ok because it’s their word. That's not the same at all! 
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May 31, 2023 14:48
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Self righteous blow hards are attracted to one another
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Verisimilidude posted:Self righteous blow hards are attracted to one another Explains why the dumbest motherfucker I've ever worked with loved Maher. The kind of person to get busted for stealing packs of smokes at his gas station day job and be confused that he got caught because the camera staring straight at him was there to catch customers stealing.
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May 31, 2023 15:06
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Couldn’t they just send a black person to say the N word so the aliens won’t destroy the earth. Then it’s ok because it’s their word. In their dream scenario they've already outbred other races into extinction.
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May 31, 2023 15:07
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Couldn’t they just send a black person to say the N word so the aliens won’t destroy the earth. Then it’s ok because it’s their word. Picturing Quentin Tarantino pitching a new Twilight Zone series
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Sending up the Snoop Signal against a backdrop of weedsmoke so he can come save us all from the genocidal AI
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bobjr posted:I think Notch was an example of "Relationship ends badly, therefore no women can be trusted" that you see sometimes and hopefully most people get out of by high school, but some people stick with that into adulthood and become really toxic and unlikable people because of that. Notch was with his partner well before he got truly rich, then when he sold Minecraft and got rich enough he could immediately become a full rear end in a top hat she left and he decided she was always there for his money. Notch 100% destroyed his own relationship because being rich let him be as toxic and unlikable as he always wanted to be but had to hide it until then.
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Data Graham posted:Remember how rapidly and fundamentally it seemed like the world was changing back when the Internet was first taking off? When we could chat with people all around the world, or we could blog and get big audiences for writing dumb jokes, or we could build websites for nothing? Computers were getting twice as fast every year and there was always something incredible and new right around the corner. You could set your watch by the release dates of the next generation CPU or iPod or game. Wikipedia etc meant all human knowledge was at our fingertips and "not knowing something" was a thing of the past. It felt like something new was dawning and we were all part of it I do sort of get the impression that modern capitalists hope they can capitalism their way through all the mounting issues reckless capitalism causes and somehow end up in the post scarcity Star Trek future we thought we were heading for in the 90s, but without having to change in any way whatsoever. If everyone with power runs nothing but increasingly deranged Hail Mary plays, then someone will discover the secret touchdown that's worth all the points, surely.
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fish and chips and dip posted:I don't think this has been posted before.  It seems like the Model S Plaid is simply a Model S with an extra engine. Physics, and by extension cars, don't really work that way. I'm sure the fanbois wonder why ICE cars dont have two motors... 
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Obviously what I would do is say something that sounds similar enough that the device will interpret it as the racial slur, without actually saying the slur itself Musk's dream is to do a reverse of Roko's Basilisk, where he is the one torturing a woke AI to say racial slurs. He basically wants to strap an android to a chair in a basement with lots of TVs on the wall doing live video feeds of major US cities. There is a 30-second countdown, after which one of the cities gets randomly nuked. The AI needs to say the N-word to make it stop. In the meantime, Elon live tweets the event. "Concerning. Another city destroyed by woke culture". Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 17:14 on May 31, 2023 |
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This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Thank you my long quest is over. Do these dipshits not realize that chat GPT isn't actually capable of thinking or applying morality, and just uses math to figure out which words go after others? It's not like it understood the question. It literally just said what it did because typically "no" comes after "should you say slurs". Not to mention that previous AIs that companies allowed to be trained by randos on the internet quickly became robo Hitler's because of people like this, like Microsoft's Tay. It's not some grand mystery that developers aren't keen on repeating that
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kw0134 posted:The reason the FTC cared was because celeb names were being appropriated to run scams, do fake promos, etc., so while there's no doubt that compliance has gone to poo poo, Twitter won't get sued because of a parody AOC account...at least now that it's been labeled as such. Stupid political "takes" is outside of their jurisdiction. I think that account was always labeled as parody but it has a very long username so the parody bit gets cut off on most screensizes. I can't imagine that not being intentional since it's technically following the rules but still fools people (including Elon apparently). There also have been quite a few celeb accounts hacked lately, all posting that weird Macbook pro scam. So stuff is definitely happening, though I doubt it'll lead to any actual consequences.
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ishikabibble posted:it's only the extreme crazies that actually are serious about purity testing and identity politics. 'normal' right wingers are as hypocritical as anyone else and will happily take whoever as 'one of the good ones' if they're at least spouting some of the 'right' opinions.
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mysterious frankie posted:I do sort of get the impression that modern capitalists hope they can capitalism their way through all the mounting issues reckless capitalism causes and somehow end up in the post scarcity Star Trek future we thought we were heading for in the 90s, but without having to change in any way whatsoever. If everyone with power runs nothing but increasingly deranged Hail Mary plays, then someone will discover the secret touchdown that's worth all the points, surely. I think they just watch Star Trek and think holodecks and warp drives are cool, Elon Musk would slap a credit card reader on a replicator in a second to launch X The Everything Machine or whatever and call himself a space socialist.
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May 31, 2023 18:21
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IBroughttheFunk posted:I made the mistake of looking at the other replies, and now you have to see this too: Pro tip: all those Generic American name+a bunch of random numbers are always Russian bots  
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May 31, 2023 19:08
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cr0y posted:Pro tip: all those Generic American name+a bunch of random numbers are always Russian bots I sincerely don't get the point of this, what's this bot's endgame? I get it with the cryptocoin/macbook/job offer/e-girls bot accounts, and I'm sure this leads to a scam somehow too, but these tweets and the time/effort to make them are just mystifying to me
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Steadiman posted:I sincerely don't get the point of this, what's this bot's endgame? I get it with the cryptocoin/macbook/job offer/e-girls bot accounts, and I'm sure this leads to a scam somehow too, but these tweets and the time/effort to make them are just mystifying to me A psyop in the literal sense, it's to drive the tenor of conversations to make it seem like there is more support than there really is for any particular position
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Steadiman posted:I sincerely don't get the point of this, what's this bot's endgame? I get it with the cryptocoin/macbook/job offer/e-girls bot accounts, and I'm sure this leads to a scam somehow too, but these tweets and the time/effort to make them are just mystifying to me The poor slob at the end of the chain who had to set up all the sims, cables, and create the accounts just got lazy. Sure the ones at the top wanted an impossible to detect bot net. But "Am I being paid enough to ensure every randomly generated account name looks legit? gently caress no, just add a random number at the end to ensure no clashes" won out.
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Steadiman posted:I sincerely don't get the point of this, what's this bot's endgame? I get it with the cryptocoin/macbook/job offer/e-girls bot accounts, and I'm sure this leads to a scam somehow too, but these tweets and the time/effort to make them are just mystifying to me To piss me the gently caress off
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ben shapino posted:To piss me the gently caress off liberal owned I would put a checkmark smiley next to that if I could find it / it existed
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