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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Bucs, chargers, lions?

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Hizawk posted:

Asked some eastern Europeans to draw NFL Logos for [Cityname] [Mascots] for my trivia night...



Seahooks?

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

HootTheOwl posted:

Bucs, chargers, lions?

Ya

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf9rML5A1X8


A great video.

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

great find. i especially like the around 15:00 mark of the interception where urlacher is also right there to get the interception. urlacher saying they only had 5 calls is insane.

vids like this make me really wish i understood playbooks better. and how the hell did he get the all-22 of the early '00s

trevorreznik fucked around with this message at 18:10 on May 27, 2023

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Yes, was ranting about this earlier tonight.

(well, yesterday at this point)

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KbbfaiXfdo&t=3328s

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
That's my QB

https://twitter.com/JacobMorley/status/1662809593112608770?t=L67130_S77waksOP8TgBGQ&s=19

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

I still can't believe you guys got Simone Biles

Want to talk about getting some winning culture, she should be giving motivational speeches every week

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

You fools! You know what happened the last time a team had a party on a boat?

... No not the Sex Boat ...

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



That waters gotta be loving cold

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/thetangiblec4/status/1662990101050277889?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Wollawolla
Jan 15, 2007

Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood-mist?

Dr. Lunchables posted:

That waters gotta be loving cold

Water temps are like high 40s this time of year out on the lake, so yeah it’s really loving cold.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

I was officiating a youth game and some 19 year old told me he was too old for this

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



My wife wanted a Dylan Larkin jersey but didn’t wanna get one his rookie year, because she “wanted to wait so he wasn’t younger” than her.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Dr. Lunchables posted:

My wife wanted a Dylan Larkin jersey but didn’t wanna get one his rookie year, because she “wanted to wait so he wasn’t younger” than her.

Playing the long game for when he turns 30 and she turns 29 again?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Yup, that’s exactly right.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



My wife just celebrated the 15th anniversary of her 25th birthday.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Sataere posted:

My wife just celebrated the 15th anniversary of her 25th birthday.

Can...

Can we keep putting your wife on blast to a more personal setting? Out of respect for your wife?

Lol.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Content: Lions win the division.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

MoaM posted:

Content: Lions win the division.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



MoaM posted:

Can...

Can we keep putting your wife on blast to a more personal setting? Out of respect for your wife?

Lol.

Not putting her on blast. It's her joke!

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

THIS NFL NEWS UPDATE BROUGHT YOU TO BY FANDUEL PLEASE COME BET $5 NOW TO GET A FREE $1000 BET A loving FREE $1000 ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME YES THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT IT'S FANDUEL

GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE ON SPORTS GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLINA GAMBLOSA!

... but not like that

also your free $1000 bet is on whether or not an AFC quarterback throws for at least one touchdown this season, and your bet is on no! Good luck!

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Yeah Fantasy Football is about as far as I go for really any kind of gambling, and all the FanDuel poo poo permeating sports is annoying AF. All of my football watching pals got hooked on it towards the end of last season and I just don’t…care? Lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Sports betting and gambling in general was a fuckin plague when I lived in Australia, and it was nice to come to the states and not see all that poo poo everywhere all the time

:sigh:

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

JonathonSpectre posted:

THIS NFL NEWS UPDATE BROUGHT YOU TO BY FANDUEL PLEASE COME BET $5 NOW TO GET A FREE $1000 BET A loving FREE $1000 ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME YES THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT IT'S FANDUEL

GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE ON SPORTS GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLINA GAMBLOSA!

... but not like that

also your free $1000 bet is on whether or not an AFC quarterback throws for at least one touchdown this season, and your bet is on no! Good luck!

Lmao is that how the free bet works? I always assumed you couldn't withdraw the money from it because otherwise people would just take the free bet on the surest thing possible

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

trevorreznik posted:

Lmao is that how the free bet works? I always assumed you couldn't withdraw the money from it because otherwise people would just take the free bet on the surest thing possible

The gimmick is that the bet is payable in credits which expire within 7(?) days after the original. So to collect them you have to come back to the casino, and then then you have to put them back down into the casino, and they expire before next sunday's game giving you basically only M/TNF to use them.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1663916289742520323

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Revenge for the Bears' line killing him all those years.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




https://twitter.com/startkyIeorton/status/1663924420996374533?s=20

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Sources at the scene were concerned for Cutler's safety as he took a seven step stop before firing

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


OTAs OTAs OTAs

All the receivers and TEs are giant and fast. We'll see how they can actually catch but I'm pretty excited about our receivers this season.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Fwiw Kuhn is like objectively correct on at a minimum the age and speed points.

Musgrave is gonna own. Love and Doubs had a bunch of nice plays. Team vibes good.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Fwiw Kuhn is like objectively correct on at a minimum the age and speed points.

Musgrave is gonna own. Love and Doubs had a bunch of nice plays. Team vibes good.

A starting quarterback throwing to one of his starting receivers in May? Come on -- that's not a thing.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Bakh is at OTAs and gave the funny but honest answer that he's just there for the bonus. Only a handful of vets aren't present which is cool.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Glad to see everybody is in the best shape of their careers too!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
They've got a lot of want-to.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


He's the first member of the DK Crew

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Well if I didn’t hate Cutler before, I do now.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Bird in a Blender posted:

Well if I didn’t hate Cutler before, I do now.

Come on now. This isn't the first time you've seen Cutler kill bears.

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