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I’d get that if I still had functional nipples
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Jumbo braided ponytails like that are made with extensions. I can't believe any of you thought that was her natural hair when the kid has an equally long ponytail. For long natural hair, Asha Mandela has dreadlocks that are over 20 feet long so she has to carry them in a sling because they weigh too much for her neck to hold. Her husband is a hairdresser and takes care of them for her.  Doctors have told her to cut them because she's had two strokes and her spine is curved from the weight, but she refused.
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Some people choose weird hills to die on. In her case, seemingly kind of literally dying. Edit: Jesus, Guinness World Records (admittedly not the most reputable of sources) claims her hair weighs over 40 pounds. That sounds awful. Dick Burglar fucked around with this message at 15:18 on May 31, 2023 |
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just imagine if a woman had to carry something that heavy and had no choice in the matter thankfully, breasts weigh absolutely nothing
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OMFG FURRY posted:thankfully, breasts weigh absolutely nothing Roughly a bag of sand each, I believe 
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May 31, 2023 18:50
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You expect a woman to carry a heavy object, like say a printer?
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OMFG FURRY posted:just imagine if a woman had to carry something that heavy and had no choice in the matter Ah yes, the Twitter school of uncharitable post-reading. I'm no anatomist, but I'm pretty sure breasts aren't supported by one's neck.
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Can we all agree how much of a drag it is to carry around all this pancreas?
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I thought that's where they store their piss since many women do not have balls.
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I thought that's where they store their piss since many women do not have balls. Can verify. I often spray my boob piss at predators and escape in the piss mist.
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Das Boo posted:Can verify. I often spray my boob piss at predators and escape in the piss mist. Hot
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Das Boo posted:Can verify. I often spray my boob piss at predators and escape in the piss mist. You're just giving them what they want really
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Pist
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I heard that a regular poster itt likes to steal people's dicks. Anyone in here know someone like that?
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May 31, 2023 23:00
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get out of here cop we don't know no burglar.
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I think you do, and I think you're gonna talk you son of a bitch I'm through playing mr nice guy
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Dick Burglar posted:Ah yes, the Twitter school of uncharitable post-reading.
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The devs of this did Star Wars and X-files parody games too. The jokes range from groan inducing to actually funny.
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He better have taken it home
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MrMidnight posted:He better have taken it home He didn't, but it still showed up there anyway.
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OMFG FURRY posted:just imagine if a woman had to carry something that heavy and had no choice in the matter
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OMFG FURRY posted:just imagine if a woman had to carry something that heavy and had no choice in the matter If your breasts are causing that kind of neck strain your posture is real bad.
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The nice thing about big naturals is that as you get older they hang lower and lower which relives the neck and shoulder strain.
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Killer robot posted:If your breasts are causing that kind of neck strain your posture is real bad.
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If girls pee from their boobs, why do they have to sit down (to pee)? Uhhhhh asking for a friend. Do BABIES DRINK PEE?? Also my friend wants to know.
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You trying to get pragnat?
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koshmar posted:You expect a woman to carry a heavy object, like say a printer? lol still one of my favorite SA sagas
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Clearly a preta, don't take it home.
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Probably misses its sibling
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These man-boobs don't carry themselves either you know.
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PainterofCrap posted:Probably misses its sibling Haha holy poo poo the warrior statue from the Trilogy of Terror. That story scared the poo poo out of me as an 11-year old.
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AlmightyBob posted:https://twitter.com/snack_memories/status/1664078055684317185?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg The vegetable equivalent of casually sitting there drinking used bathwater
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wesleywillis posted:If girls pee from their boobs, why do they have to sit down (to pee)? Can only answer the second question, answer is "yes" : https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/53732/do-fetuses-go-bathroom-womb
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legit played this before myst, and subsequently found myst to be disappointing
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PainterofCrap posted:Probably misses its sibling What was the movie with these guys in the woods running around and jumping biting people? It was more low budget looking than Trilogy of Terrcr
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