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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

wesleywillis posted:

If girls pee from their boobs, why do they have to sit down (to pee)?

Uhhhhh asking for a friend.

Do BABIES DRINK PEE??

Also my friend wants to know.

ahem. they don't store pee in their boobs, but rather it's where they store their farts

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Fors Yard posted:

What was the movie with these guys in the woods running around and jumping biting people? It was more low budget looking than Trilogy of Terrcr

The Mummy Returns?

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The Mummy Returns?

No it was low low budget. Bad acting and scenes of those guys arms and legs moving back and forth and running past the camera. Jumping and latching onto the actors necks

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Fors Yard posted:

What was the movie with these guys in the woods running around and jumping biting people? It was more low budget looking than Trilogy of Terrcr

diablo 2

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Fors Yard posted:

No it was low low budget. Bad acting and scenes of those guys arms and legs moving back and forth and running past the camera. Jumping and latching onto the actors necks

... welp.... sticking with Mummy Returns.

I love the first two Mummy movies, but that jungle sequence in the sequel with the undead pygmy things was abysmal.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Fors Yard posted:

No it was low low budget. Bad acting and scenes of those guys arms and legs moving back and forth and running past the camera. Jumping and latching onto the actors necks

uhh critters

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?
It was MST3K quality bad and I think they used that exact same doll or it looked the same.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Fors Yard posted:

It was MST3K quality bad and I think they used that exact same doll or it looked the same.

I'm certain I can picture the movie you're talking about, but I can't find any evidence it exists. I'm pretty sure you've incepted me :tinfoil:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



C O N T E N T

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I feel sad for humanity.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm certain I can picture the movie you're talking about, but I can't find any evidence it exists. I'm pretty sure you've incepted me :tinfoil:

Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8s7bAxMsw

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



it's perfect

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Well, that's pretty much what I was picturing. No idea why I would've seen that, but I'm pretty sure it involves the forums somehow.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol I can't believe how long that went on for,


They even say ree haha

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was gonna post about dick so huge it gives you neck problems but I sorta lost track

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implant

Legal for 3 months in 1997, made it so your bust never stopped growing unless you occasionally drained them with a syringe.

cw: breasts that are just way too big, like that can't be comfortable

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Middle-womans breasts on that page have excellent peripheral vision.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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bird with big dick posted:

I heard that a regular poster itt likes to steal people's dicks. Anyone in here know someone like that?

bird with big ????

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Middle-womans breasts on that page have excellent peripheral vision.

She's just a vegetarian. She has an evolutionary preference to be able to detect predators in a wider angle around her at the expense of accurate depth perception:



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

bird with big ????

Post/username suspicious :thunk:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

bird with big ????

Bird with no dick

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

FlapYoJacks posted:

Bird with no dick
An, a member of neoaves then.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

FlapYoJacks posted:

Bird with no dick

It's a Beautiful Day's worst song

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

History Comes Inside! posted:

It grows for a length of time rather than a specific length of hair, so people with super long hair just have the genetics to support their hair growing for a longer time before it sheds and a new hair grows in.

Oh, shedding. That makes sense.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
3ft pubes. :mmmsmug:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
pube toupee

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Murdstone posted:

These man-boobs don't carry themselves either you know.

I got u

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





So, bro or mansier?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

wesleywillis posted:

If girls pee from their boobs, why do they have to sit down (to pee)?

Uhhhhh asking for a friend.

Do BABIES DRINK PEE??

Also my friend wants to know.

I grew up working in a bar, and a few others. I've cleaned many toilets. The sitting down part is sometimes anything but that.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

80's UK was full of this kind of thing. Here's Humpty Dumpty advertising Kinder Surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7fNQt8_XEc

Advert couldn't have been less WTF if Humpty acutally did have a great fall and shattered into pieces.

Hell, the Cadbury's Bunny probably caused furries before the internet was a thing.
https://www.google.com/search?q=car...vid:EjQ5Yw72xtA

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Everyone knows that Disney’s Robin Hood caused furries in like 1970 something

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Valko posted:

Hell, the Cadbury's Bunny probably caused furries before the internet was a thing.
https://www.google.com/search?q=car...vid:EjQ5Yw72xtA

I hope the voice actress never got horny mail because I'm sure nowadays she would have had.
:stare:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

By popular demand posted:

I hope the voice actress never got horny mail because I'm sure nowadays she would have had.
:stare:

lol according to the comments, it's Miriam Margolyes. If she did, she probably had a sense of humor about it.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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PainterofCrap posted:

Probably misses its sibling


Rakanishu

Oh wait that was the Fallen whatever

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/iGiYnW5.mp4

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011


Excellent technique 😬

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

*me coming in for adult circumcision* yeah her please

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Knit your own belt and always have it with you.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Stoatbringer posted:

Knit your own belt and always have it with you.

Not sure that 3 foot long belt is big enough for a goon waist.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Valko posted:

Hell, the Cadbury's Bunny probably caused furries before the internet was a thing.
https://www.google.com/search?q=car...vid:EjQ5Yw72xtA

In america our Cadbury bunny ads were not horny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_gEyg7Nt8

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



If ever was a reason for wearing a chainmail glove "I'm too dumb to even fold my fingers" is that.

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