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"Excuse me, Mr... Weinerslav?" "It's pronounced Weiner Slave."
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That line gets stuck in my head like a song would every singly time I hear it. Which would be far less irritating if it were an entire song and not eight words.
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May 28, 2023 02:17
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Davros1 posted:You think I'm just going to give up now, huh? I'm a Duffy, Liz, and us Duffys, we didn't give up when we got kicked out of Ireland. We didn't give up when America sent us back. And we didn't give up when Ireland then just set us adrift on a log, alright?
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May 28, 2023 02:32
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Thundercracker posted:"Excuse me, Mr... Weinerslav?" "Okay... Jeffrey, ..."
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May 28, 2023 11:27
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Wanna see me shotgun this? Oh God, she means the pizza! She's unhinging her jaw!
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May 28, 2023 13:04
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♪ Oh, Danny Boy The pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen and down the mountainsi- ♪ I'm sorry, are you bleeding from the nose?
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May 30, 2023 07:25
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IF IT'S A BLONDE, I WILL KILL MYSELF!
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May 30, 2023 09:41
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Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a D in the Green Room.
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May 30, 2023 09:50
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Kenneth, a word? Balloon!!!
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May 30, 2023 10:31
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Davros1 posted:Don't tell me I can't sing! What the [BEEP] have you ever done? Who the [BEEP] are The Beatles? HAM
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May 30, 2023 18:42
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Sash! posted:HAM People do like the way she says “ham”
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May 30, 2023 19:28
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I printed out this article on sodium for you.
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May 30, 2023 22:04
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There's no link between diabetes and diet, Ken. That's a white myth! Like Larry Bird, or Colorado!
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May 31, 2023 00:00
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Fine, I'll just go to the popcorn place alone, even though all their advertising suggests it is a place for groups of friends to have a good time.
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May 31, 2023 00:41
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He said he doesn't have cell phone service because he's on layover in Daytona Beach, but don't worry because he's fine and having a great time with his flight crew: Stewart, Brenda, Amber, Crystal. Also in the background I heard lady giggles and the sound of a beautiful sunset.
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May 31, 2023 00:43
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theflyingexecutive posted:He said he doesn't have cell phone service because he's on layover in Daytona Beach, but don't worry because he's fine and having a great time with his flight crew: Stewart, Brenda, Amber, Crystal. Also in the background I heard lady giggles and the sound of a beautiful sunset. You sound weird…do you have a beard?
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May 31, 2023 00:48
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♪ It's tennis night in America, Got some buds and some brews, it's going to be a fight. So put down your meth and slip on your whites, 'Cause here in real America, it's tennis night. Serve it up and smash it the American wayyyy. ♪ Slawomir Mleczko versus Kryzsztof Mlynarkiewicz in the Barnett Cup Semifinal.
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May 31, 2023 00:51
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Grassy Knowles posted:You sound weird…do you have a beard? Is it just me, or has Liz Lemon become more attractive?
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May 31, 2023 05:27
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Jerusalem posted:Is it just me, or has Liz Lemon become more attractive? Too small.
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May 31, 2023 06:38
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Doctor Guy Pilot Guy Cleveland Dude British Guy Rich Dude James Franco! I've been with the same woman for 22 years...No judgements, but to me, Liz Lemon is a sex maniac.
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May 31, 2023 19:19
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DrBouvenstein posted:Doctor Guy My favorite part about that joke is that none of them are Dennis Duffy.
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May 31, 2023 19:50
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swickles posted:My favorite part about that joke is that none of them are Dennis Duffy. Holy poo poo
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May 31, 2023 22:12
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which one is rich dude
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May 31, 2023 22:21
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Doc Fission posted:which one is rich dude I don't remember the timing of this episode, but either Gavin Valore (Steve Martin) or the Internet guy from the Leap Day episode.
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May 31, 2023 22:30
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Now stay tuned for a special mothers day episode of Bitch Hunter.
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May 31, 2023 23:20
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"That was me, for two weeks in college. I was popular for one glorious fortnight, and then it all went away. I don't know why." "You probably said 'fortnight.'"
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Jun 1, 2023 18:52
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Slamhound posted:Too small. My secret is.... I'm in love with Liz Lemon. It's true. It was love at first sight. I.... ache for her sexually. How could I not? I'm entranced by those.... mud-colored eyes, set back and.... that skin.... and her laugh. Her walk. That.... splay-footed walk. And that.... that whole situation.... right there. And that.... oh..... that mustache...... good god Lemon......
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Jun 2, 2023 09:13
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swickles posted:I don't remember the timing of this episode, but either Gavin Valore (Steve Martin) or the Internet guy from the Leap Day episode. Probably Gavin since she never actually dated or did anything with Leap Day Dude. The Hot Bitches ruined it, because Liz was dressed as a gym teacher on a sex tour in Indonesia.
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Jun 2, 2023 17:49
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In five years we'll all be working for him... or dead by his hand.
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Jun 8, 2023 00:08
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I live in the basement, so I have all the nails.
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Jun 9, 2023 00:10
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I'm saying the Disney-fication of New York is over, everyone. At the stroke of midnight, your Lexus is going to turn back into a high pile of rats fighting over a human finger.
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Jun 9, 2023 00:19
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You wanna go to Vegas and buy a bunch of sarcophagi? Nah, I don't even use the ones I have.
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Jun 9, 2023 17:03
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Davros1 posted:I'm saying the Disney-fication of New York is over, everyone. At the stroke of midnight, your Lexus is going to turn back into a high pile of rats fighting over a human finger. I saw one baby giving another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!
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Jun 9, 2023 19:27
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theflyingexecutive posted:You wanna go to Vegas and buy a bunch of sarcophagi? that Tracy has been like this since season one, what a gift
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Jun 9, 2023 20:30
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I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name! That's Republican. We count those.
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Jun 10, 2023 16:15
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It's not a lecture to point out to someone that the episode of Diff'rent Strokes about Dudley's dad has proven incontrovertibly that smoking destroys your health and leads to ridicule from Willis! 
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Jun 11, 2023 12:32
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me want food!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 11, 2023 12:46
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I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
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Jun 11, 2023 16:21
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My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
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Hey, what was that sound? It was opportunity knocking!
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