AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://twitter.com/LRonMexico/status/1416400267466133505

uber_stoat posted:

unmarked vans full of Troops cruising around black bagging guys and then sheepishly turning them loose after realizing they weren't actually kitted out antifa super soldiers.

babypolis posted:

i thought this was andrew tate at first lol

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The many Americans citizens who believe major American cities have been razed to the ground

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

The many Americans citizens who believe major American cities have been razed to the ground

Mister Bates posted:

the Minneapolis/St Paul police trying desperately to get the National Guard to use live ammunition on protesters, getting increasingly angry every time the Guard told them no, until the police scanners were half guys fake-panicking about being overrun by mobs in an attempt to get the Guard to intervene and half sullen complaining about how the military were all loving traitors who had abandoned them

the police charging outnumbered into crowds of people multiple times expecting the Guard to back them up and then getting the poo poo kicked out of them and having to run away when they did not do so

multiple Chicago police radios getting stolen and their channels getting flooded with fake intelligence, celebrity impressions, soundboard clips, and music

a guy impersonating a Chicago cop convincing them that a convoy of 'antifa buses' was entering the city via a highway and getting multiple helicopters retasked to look for it

the actual Chicago cops getting even more sullen that the mayor refused to authorize lethal force than the Minneapolis/St Paul cops did, to the point that eventually even the actual police officers on the radio were just complaining instead of coordinating any kind of response, including a hilarious moment where someone reported a bunch of bicyclists cycling down a road (unrelated to the protest, people just do that sometimes) and someone else responded, 'I understand, we've lost the city'.

the libs desperately trying to convince everyone that all of the dozens of spontaneous uprisings in major American cities were all carried out by outside infiltrators from somewhere unspecified, and that every single burned building in the US was actually burned down by the police to make the protests look bad

the President having a scheduled address that got postponed because the protests were too close to the White House, so multiple news channels aired 20 minutes of video of an empty podium in the White House rose garden with explosions, gunshots, screams, and helicopters audible in the background, with flecks of ash and wisps of teargas wafting across the screen occasionally

Fox News cutting out the audio to that feed after they realized how bad it looked

a middle-aged fat white man whose car was blocked by a crowd got out of his vehicle and screamed 'all lives matter' before attempting to fire a bow and arrow into said crowd, getting the gently caress beaten out of him for his troubles

like twenty different police departments around the US gathering up random litter from alleyways like Coke bottles and Mcdonald's wrappers and old socks and posting them on social media as dangerous improvised explosive devices they had confiscated from rioters

projecthalaxy posted:

lol when I worked at deere we had one of these.

"Portland doesn't exist anymore."
"I mean it probably does dude."
"Nah, they bombed it. Levelled it."
"Who did?"
"You know, the wokes and stuff."
"Hm. Much to think about."

more falafel please posted:

yeah sheet mulching is a thing idk why this always gets harped on

WHY BONER NOW posted:

What was the event where riots were predicted and mysteriously, pallets of bricks appeared at hotspots...only for nothing to happen

WHY BONER NOW posted:

What was the event where riots were predicted and mysteriously, pallets of bricks appeared at hotspots...only for nothing to happen

Ardent Communist posted:

people are so afraid of false flags they'll ignore a wonder opportunity…

WHY BONER NOW posted:

What was the event where riots were predicted and mysteriously, pallets of bricks appeared at hotspots...only for nothing to happen

bedpan posted:

and all of it essentially effortlessly extinguished and is now little more than a distant memory

Mister Bates posted:

multiple Chicago police radios getting stolen and their channels getting flooded with fake intelligence, celebrity impressions, soundboard clips, and music

a guy impersonating a Chicago cop convincing them that a convoy of 'antifa buses' was entering the city via a highway and getting multiple helicopters retasked to look for it

the actual Chicago cops getting even more sullen that the mayor refused to authorize lethal force than the Minneapolis/St Paul cops did, to the point that eventually even the actual police officers on the radio were just complaining instead of coordinating any kind of response, including a hilarious moment where someone reported a bunch of bicyclists cycling down a road (unrelated to the protest, people just do that sometimes) and someone else responded, 'I understand, we've lost the city'.

bedpan posted:

thousands and thousands of white people living in towns of <1000 people watching TV and listening to the radio and getting so convinced that ANTIFA THUGS had stolen or hijacked a fleet of buses and WERE COMING FOR YOUR TELEVISION AND VCR that they blockaded roads

moist turtleneck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

moist turtleneck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

moist turtleneck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

Action Jacktion posted:

Ben Carson said that in the past the world was in black and white (as shown by old TV shows), and Joseph's coat of many colors was actually just black, white, and brown, but it was a big deal because no one had ever seen brown before.

Prescott posted:

Are there actually no color words in the Bible before that?

Mister Bates posted:

the Minneapolis/St Paul police trying desperately to get the National Guard to use live ammunition on protesters, getting increasingly angry every time the Guard told them no, until the police scanners were half guys fake-panicking about being overrun by mobs in an attempt to get the Guard to intervene and half sullen complaining about how the military were all loving traitors who had abandoned them

the police charging outnumbered into crowds of people multiple times expecting the Guard to back them up and then getting the poo poo kicked out of them and having to run away when they did not do so

multiple Chicago police radios getting stolen and their channels getting flooded with fake intelligence, celebrity impressions, soundboard clips, and music

a guy impersonating a Chicago cop convincing them that a convoy of 'antifa buses' was entering the city via a highway and getting multiple helicopters retasked to look for it

the actual Chicago cops getting even more sullen that the mayor refused to authorize lethal force than the Minneapolis/St Paul cops did, to the point that eventually even the actual police officers on the radio were just complaining instead of coordinating any kind of response, including a hilarious moment where someone reported a bunch of bicyclists cycling down a road (unrelated to the protest, people just do that sometimes) and someone else responded, 'I understand, we've lost the city'.

the libs desperately trying to convince everyone that all of the dozens of spontaneous uprisings in major American cities were all carried out by outside infiltrators from somewhere unspecified, and that every single burned building in the US was actually burned down by the police to make the protests look bad

the President having a scheduled address that got postponed because the protests were too close to the White House, so multiple news channels aired 20 minutes of video of an empty podium in the White House rose garden with explosions, gunshots, screams, and helicopters audible in the background, with flecks of ash and wisps of teargas wafting across the screen occasionally

Fox News cutting out the audio to that feed after they realized how bad it looked

a middle-aged fat white man whose car was blocked by a crowd got out of his vehicle and screamed 'all lives matter' before attempting to fire a bow and arrow into said crowd, getting the gently caress beaten out of him for his troubles

like twenty different police departments around the US gathering up random litter from alleyways like Coke bottles and Mcdonald's wrappers and old socks and posting them on social media as dangerous improvised explosive devices they had confiscated from rioters

projecthalaxy posted:

lol when I worked at deere we had one of these.

"Portland doesn't exist anymore."
"I mean it probably does dude."
"Nah, they bombed it. Levelled it."
"Who did?"
"You know, the wokes and stuff."
"Hm. Much to think about."

Mister Bates posted:

Action Jacktion posted:

Ben Carson said that in the past the world was in black and white (as shown by old TV shows), and Joseph's coat of many colors was actually just black, white, and brown, but it was a big deal because no one had ever seen brown before.

quote:

Claim

On his official campaign website, Carson claims that he came up with the idea for a musical based on the story of Joseph and his coat of many colors during a surgical consultation with a patient named Jacob Brandman.

Fact?

Carson did apparently propose this idea to Mr. Brandman … in 1998, 30 years after Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat premiered. However, when pushed for comment on this issue, Carson responded that he was in fact aware of the existing musical production in 1998, but that “The Bible calls it a coat of many colors, but in those days the only colors were black and white, as you can see in old television footage. My belief is that the coat was black, white and brown – the first time anyone had ever seen brown. That story has yet to be told.”

Verdict: fact