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Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1664208417601232896

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



McCracAttack posted:

Skunk apes are from Florida, dummy.

Why would it be from Florida if it’s called the Carolina Skunk Ape? Checkmate.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Why would it be from Florida if it’s called the Carolina Skunk Ape? Checkmate.

Carolina is in Florida. Idiot

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

TotalLossBrain posted:

Please stop talking poo poo about Gov DeSantis

Never

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/sheikyerbouti_/status/1664028172998852609

https://twitter.com/hop_scotch_/status/1664017656926687234

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Anything that's useful stops being called AI. Seriously.

The term "AI" has sci fi connotations that lead people to only apply it to, essentially, novelties. Its scope has narrowed continually for decades as tech that used to be talked about as AI became commonplace. Stuff like spam filters and the main vandalism detection bot on wikipedia even use trained neural nets.
For a good twenty years (at least) the standard comment was "I'll call it AI when it can do natural-language translation", with the corollary being "Natural-language translation is always a decade away, the decade just changes."

Is anybody outside the field calling Google Translate AI now? Nope.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/Maccadaynu/status/1664165991981391872

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
https://twitter.com/CaseyJPod/status/1664311026458808320

timely thread

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


https://twitter.com/caseyjpod/status/1664318120813576192?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

This one got me.

Wistful of Dollars has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Jun 1, 2023

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/666hardcoreband/status/1663823103120515073?s=20

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/JoeBarton_/status/1664194918309326848

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1664100272317005825

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/eddieizzard/status/1664240649787559936?s=46&t=4eOzkNAty-o4Dvnt3yJrKA

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Just pure strain cool/chill. Heights to aim for.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/JaneOst_/status/1664092450971893766

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1664352870240747524?s=20

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



This one irks me the most
That's a real fuckin place ya dong
There are pictures of what the surround area looks like from any given day since the album cover picture was taken

gently caress you

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It's also nothing like that area looks like which is the best part. Take that creatives!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ceaubin/status/1664048026456055808?s=20

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i get why he has a following: people have idolized pimps, abusers and sexual exploiters forever. but posts like that are so colossally stupid i get confused all over again. who reads something like that and nods

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i get why he has a following: people have idolized pimps, abusers and sexual exploiters forever. but posts like that are so colossally stupid i get confused all over again. who reads something like that and nods

It's also literally the plot of New Girl, she moves into a house with an athlete, a businessman (not a millionaire because why would a millionaire have 3 roommates?) and a bartender prone to zen like philosophizing.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Tate has clearly lost it after being in real jail. I can only hope he spirals further, publicly.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

An athlete, a millionaire, a philosopher, and a pencil necked twerp who listens to too many podcasts.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/LiukkoJyri/status/1663644551028850692

https://twitter.com/StijnWenders/status/1663860796135297024

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i get why he has a following: people have idolized pimps, abusers and sexual exploiters forever. but posts like that are so colossally stupid i get confused all over again. who reads something like that and nods

Thirteen year old boys (his main audience).

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dudes rock.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i get why he has a following: people have idolized pimps, abusers and sexual exploiters forever.

Okay, so wait, is the athlete the pimp or the exploiter?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It’s me, the millionaire businessman who has roommates.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


europeans might not like it, but sensible urban planning means making everyone live on the street so that cops can drive right into your living room and deliver a tactical nuke straight into your nutsack without ever having to leave their tank

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/ScottWamplerRIP/status/1664437600839667715?s=20

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Unlikely. He was singing about Grandpa Munster's hot rod which is a song that really writes itself.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Huh. Up until now I pictured "slam in the back of my dragula" as, like, getting slammed back in the seat from the massive acceleration

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


It took a second to click that "become a predator" is supposed to be a good thing (I hadn't looked at the username).

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Hold up, I just need to find a millionaire who has trouble paying the rent and needs to pitch in with a share house.
(We got a cleaning roster set up but the philosopher keeps finding reasons to ignore it, and the sumo wrestler has claimed two pantry shelves. The predator has to share one shelf with the millionaire.)

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Not to give jackass credit, but I would be interested in hearing how those problems are tackled in that sort of setting. I’m sure it’s a solved problem but I’d be lying if I said I had an idea of what that would be.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Shovel and hoses exist

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Warbird posted:

Not to give jackass credit, but I would be interested in hearing how those problems are tackled in that sort of setting. I’m sure it’s a solved problem but I’d be lying if I said I had an idea of what that would be.

Shovels, snowblowers, smaller vehicles mostly.

And about the ambulance thing, it's the same problem that exists anywhere. If you have a heart attack in a tall office building, the ambulance doesn't pull up to your cubicle.

Edit:

One of my favourite jokes from Scrooged:

Claire: "Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes?"

Lobok has a new favorite as of 15:11 on Jun 2, 2023

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/blameaspartame/status/1560264844447608836?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NatalieZed/status/1664301498115686400
thread

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Warbird posted:

Not to give jackass credit, but I would be interested in hearing how those problems are tackled in that sort of setting. I’m sure it’s a solved problem but I’d be lying if I said I had an idea of what that would be.

They have this thing in the back of the ambulance called "a gurney" because I don't think even the americans are gun-brained enough to install a cannon in every house that just shoots you directly into the back of the ambulance.

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