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I guess if you’re a dumb poo poo with no actual ideas it’s a great idea to tweet one liner nonsense and just let your stans read into it however they want, but I’m not sure Elon has that kind of self awareness. It’s been real funny watching Elon think he can thread the needle of keeping the chuds and his advertisers happy and just keep walking into rakes though.
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What’s it like being sealioned Elon? WHAT’S IT LIKE??
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Jun 2, 2023 03:56
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Was about to write a post about how you'd think one of the benefits of being a billionaire is that you can easily just ignore people and there's never any onus on you to answer them, but then I remembered Elon's primary character flaw of needing to be loved. If you are desperate for easy affection, chuds are sensible target because you only have to learn one joke and they'll never require you to improve as a person. In fact judging from the reaction people had to the iDubbbz apology they'll actively resent you for it if you do.
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Jun 2, 2023 04:00
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Renreeja posted:How long till being rightly called a "pedo" to them is same as being called a racist. I guess now? Im sure theres alot of guys on twitter right now who do nothing but tweet very strong opinions on the subject Well see they aren’t pedophiles because they want to conceive as many children as possible with children because that is just biology. Also the term isn’t pedos, it’s ephebos
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Jun 2, 2023 04:05
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E the Shaggy posted:loving LOL. “Please love me!!!” this is the most pathetic attempt at spin i've ever seen lmao
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Sentient Data posted:I'm hearing people say it's due to bills or a broken system, but I'm betting the translation engine is actually turned off because pride month just started and he got orders from overseas Twitter doesn't do the translation so it's almost certainly unpaid bills
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Jun 2, 2023 04:16
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Epic episode!
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Jun 2, 2023 04:17
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Jun 2, 2023 04:21
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Epic episode! Yeah throw your advertisers under the bus by implying it was their decision to have Twitter flag the video, I’m sure that’ll bring them back.
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Was about to write a post about how you'd think one of the benefits of being a billionaire is that you can easily just ignore people and there's never any onus on you to answer them, but then I remembered Elon's primary character flaw of needing to be loved. It's not even needing to be loved, it's wanting to be loved by all for his posting skills. Which is kind of impossible because I feel like the more you want that the harder it is to get it.
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Jun 2, 2023 05:01
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E the Shaggy posted:loving LOL. “Please love me!!!” 
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Jun 2, 2023 05:03
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bobjr posted:It's not even needing to be loved, it's wanting to be loved by all for his posting skills. Which is kind of impossible because I feel like the more you want that the harder it is to get it. That's why he's always posting 'interesting' or 'eyes emoji.' That's why he's obsessed with going one way when everyone around him expects him to go another and when he's told him he's going that way. This is a grown man who's greatest fantasy in life is being the snarky guy on a 1990s internet forum. He's like a guy that would have tried to post in FYAD and gotten made fun of.
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Jun 2, 2023 05:11
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video froze 8 seconds in. elon: new anti-piracy video feature. its applied to all videos!
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Jun 2, 2023 05:15
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has Barbra Streisand ever commented on a vocab word being named after her and there might be a coin flip chance that the vocab word could outlive and overshadow her music legacy?
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Jun 2, 2023 05:33
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Strong Sauce posted:video froze 8 seconds in. Maybe you shouldn't be trying to view copyrighted material?
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Jun 2, 2023 05:35
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Seems to be working fine for me. I'm in Canada though. A lot of the time when you guys in the thread are saying twitter is down / not working / slow / whatever it seems fine for me. I guess its different servers
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Seems to be working fine for me. I'm in Canada though. A lot of the time when you guys in the thread are saying twitter is down / not working / slow / whatever it seems fine for me. I guess its different servers Musk is clearly a Canadian sleeper agent showing his favoritism.
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big black turnout posted:Twitter doesn't do the translation so it's almost certainly unpaid bills Don't remember if I saw it here or somewhere else but someone posted translation was powered by bing. Musk not paying Gates definitely checks out.
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That 2 Fast video works perfectly for me but usually Twitter videos are hosed up in the Awful app on mobile. Like, just short 2 minute videos hang for me.
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Endorph posted:Elon Musk is obsessed with a very specific pop culture image. The idea of a witty, know-it-all nerd who's a bit of an rear end in a top hat sometimes but is always right, and is funny even when he's being a bit of a dick. His power fantasy isn't just having people respect him, or love him - he wants to be a mix of Bender, Stewie, and Sheldon off of Big Bang Theory. He wants to be what idiots thought Rick Sanchez was. A normal person fantasizes about people laughing at their jokes and going 'good one,' Elon fantasizes about tearing something down, seeing things other people don't see, and pointing it out in a way that makes people laugh as they realize the truth. I work with a guy like this and in the last few months he's managed to piss of everyone on my team, everyone in HR, everyone in IT and is now working on pissing off the C-suite, which I'm sure is going to go well for him.
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Jun 2, 2023 06:13
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So the new Street Fighter game starts off with some Elon dickriding Fantastic
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...! posted:So the new Street Fighter game starts off with some Elon dickriding eh?
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Elon pulled his dick out on me at a party and I broke his heart, literally.
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cracker posted:Don't remember if I saw it here or somewhere else but someone posted translation was powered by bing. Musk not paying Gates definitely checks out. Oh, you don't wanna mess with Bill Gates!
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Oh, you don't wanna mess with Bill Gates! Why? He’s just a stupid little nerd you can shove around whenever you want. 
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big black turnout posted:Twitter doesn't do the translation so it's almost certainly unpaid bills Bing was doing the translation, and Elon is suing Microsoft.
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nine-gear crow posted:He was Josh Duggar's best friend and went to bat for him about how unfairly he was treated after he was convicted of being a serial child molester. You do the math on that one.   Wait gently caress me Matt Walsh is friends with that loving disgusting monster? "Beware of Groomers, age of consent is fake" Walsh? Holy poo poo loving what TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Jun 2, 2023 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why? He’s just a stupid little nerd you can shove around whenever you want. He'll put microchips in your brain!! ...Ah wait. poo poo
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Mx. posted:He'll put microchips in your brain!! A cumsock says what? 
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I watched 2001: a Space Odyssey in a real big theatre with a great sound system and I couldn’t help but think of how Musk’s takeaway from the movie would inevitably boil down to “lol a singing robot”.
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...! posted:So the new Street Fighter game starts off with some Elon dickriding In what way?
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BigglesSWE posted:I watched 2001: a Space Odyssey in a real big theatre with a great sound system and I couldn’t help but think of how Musk’s takeaway from the movie would inevitably boil down to “lol a singing robot”. Legit lol
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Samovar posted:In what way? Elon rides a giant dick in the opening credits
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Elon rides a giant dick in the opening credits Is it Catturd's?
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near as i can tell what that guy is referring to is the intro speech talking about the modern day by saying 'we've got self-driving cars, give it some time and we'll be riding rockets to mars' both of which are not things elon invented
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Endorph posted:near as i can tell what that guy is referring to is the intro speech talking about the modern day by saying 'we've got self-driving cars, give it some time and we'll be riding rockets to mars' True
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