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Should I step down as head of twitter
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IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

E the Shaggy posted:

It’s just a lone Shiba Inu who hasn’t been fed in a week.

Update: The Shiba Inu has been fired and replaced with a poo-emoji autoreply.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

haljordan posted:

I'm trying to imagine all the things I'd be doing if I had even a fraction of Elon's money and I can safely say "spending all day obsessively refreshing Twitter" would not be anywhere on the list. What a simp.

if I had a fraction of the money Elon had I would never look at twitter or something awful again

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Yeah most of my time would be devoted to driving my Lamborghini made out of cocaine

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


MrQwerty posted:

if I had a fraction of the money Elon had I would never look at twitter or something awful again

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

haljordan posted:

Yeah most of my time would be devoted to driving my Lamborghini made out of cocaine

lol the Sultan of Brunei had so much money that his vast car collection is actually considered a travesty now, because he owns multiples of rare, iconic supercars and stuff that are all completely physically rotten to the core because they just sat in a warehouse in Brunei never being looked at for 30+ years.

That's how much money Elon has and he spends it on Twitter.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Happy Pride Month everyone! The owner is on a tear posting tons of transphobic poo poo atm so that's fun

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






MrQwerty posted:

lol the Sultan of Brunei had so much money that his vast car collection is actually considered a travesty now, because he owns multiples of rare, iconic supercars and stuff that are all completely physically rotten to the core because they just sat in a warehouse in Brunei never being looked at for 30+ years.

That's how much money Elon has and he spends it on Twitter.

Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Is a cuckold healer someone that heals cuckolds or someone that heals and is a cuckold

Kale
May 14, 2010

kazil posted:

Happy Pride Month everyone! The owner is on a tear posting tons of transphobic poo poo atm so that's fun

Just a firehose of right wing propaganda accounts like Breitbart, Babylon Bee and Daily Wire atm. Like I said clear cut pattern of going completely bonkers mask off for hours on weekends where he has been quiet most of the week. Gonna be one for the ages I figure cause its Pride Month too.

Totbot
Oct 4, 2013
Lol that Matt Walsh’s big pride month own was just reposting his dumb movie that no one gave a poo poo about when it was new.

And they still managed to gently caress it up.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Elon is so far beyond having money that any cocaine Lamborghinis are irrelevant to something like buying Twitter. He has a bunch of feudalism tickets to ride that mean he deserves to control the work lives of 100,000s of people that he can trade around with others of the 3%ers to consolidate even more people or else let him control the things he wants to.

That he did this to Twitter publicly and then completely tanked it for as far as I can tell being mad at Grimes and having read the intro of a EMBA vulture capital course is super hilarious. The comparison point is quietly loving with the lower class and stealing their blood like his buddy Thiel.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

kazil posted:

Happy Pride Month everyone! The owner is on a tear posting tons of transphobic poo poo atm so that's fun

jfc you're not kidding

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1664627118716616708

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

E the Shaggy posted:

Lol Musk is never going to make the chuds happy and he’s going to have to learn that unless you go fulls genocidal Nazi, they’ll turn their back on him so that they can retain their status as the ultimate victims.

He believed their lie that they just want free and equal speech because he’s a moron.

They actually want a captive audience where they can push their views down their throat and get paid for it. If the other side is disallowed from responding then so much the better. They want to “win” the “culture wars” and are unconcerned about having to violate free speech principals to do so (see: DeSantis in Florida).

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Well thats about as big of a "I Hate Trans people" sign as one can get:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664622574830235648?s=20

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Do you think Elon still heres that crowd booing at him softly in the back of his mind every time he gets a hint that society doesn’t like him.

I do.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1664631033935822849

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

just gonna viciously and maliciously undermine my incoming CEO that I hired and got fired from her former job

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

kazil posted:

Happy Pride Month everyone! The owner is on a tear posting tons of transphobic poo poo atm so that's fun

Oh boy. Oh loving boy.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664622574830235648

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664618300041469952

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664616947235840003

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664610007369875458

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664555377659092992

That last one annoys me in particular. Yes, the states where we're not okay with people denying themselves through "pray the gay away" are also okay with people getting affirming care. Who'd a loving thunk it?

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Jun 2, 2023

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

MrQwerty posted:

just gonna viciously and maliciously undermine my incoming CEO that I hired and got fired from her former job

He's gotta get all his shenanigans in before...sigh....6/9.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


E the Shaggy posted:

He's gotta get all his shenanigans in before...sigh....6/9.

Have I told you how I got my company to rush their rocket launch to 4/20?? So funny! The BAD Media didn't figure it out, though. So lame.



I have been told nothing went wrong with the rocket being rushed either. Everything went according to plan. I'm a genius!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



This is beyond chud appealing poo poo. This is his own personal loving vendetta fueled by Tiny penis rubberman ego because his loving anime fairy drug girlfriend dared to gently caress someone else.

Jesus loving christ isn't this shithead's kid trans? What the actual gently caress. Absolutely disgusting piece of poo poo.

Birdsite should be declared a hatesite and sanctioned, like today

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



kazil posted:

Remember that AI sim that attacked it's operator?
https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1664600937564893185

Of course.

Silicon Valley is in need of a win because the money faucet was turned off, so they're hyping this horseshit as hard as they can.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Hey kid looks like you got a tumour growing in your brain but too bad you're not allowed to consent to a permanent removal procedure until you're 18 that's the law

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Oh, and the site's breaking again. Went to some of my go-to reporter accounts and got these on several:





For a moment I though maybe he was suppressing accounts until I went to one of my non-news regulars and nevermind, Twitter is just falling apart bit by bit.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

TulliusCicero posted:


Jesus loving christ isn't this shithead's kid trans? What the actual gently caress. Absolutely disgusting piece of poo poo.


Do you seriously think tithead here thinks children are anything beyond his property?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Glad I broke embeds for myself so I don't have to read Musk's garbage.

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

Samovar posted:

Do you seriously think tithead here thinks children are anything beyond his property?

everything is the property of the God Emperor, Moneo

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

They didn't include at what age you can marry. I wonder why that is. Probably just an oversight.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wives are also property, so child wives are double property. It's just logical.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

ymgve posted:

They didn't include at what age you can marry. I wonder why that is. Probably just an oversight.

I wonder how many of the men tweeting this poo poo are circumcised

probably a lot

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

free hubcaps posted:

I wonder how many of the men tweeting this poo poo are circumcised

probably a lot

And they're big mad about it

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664609541906939908

....Except when those political powers ask you to censor or remove something, and in that case you'll be happy to get the job done as fast as you possibly can.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Musk really does raise the question of whether 'society would be better without this person in it' should be legal grounds to remove them from it.

Tee hee I'm not actually a terrorist subversive I'm just asking questions :kiddo:

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Strategic Tea posted:

Musk really does raise the question of whether 'society would be better without this person in it' should be legal grounds to remove them from it.

Tee hee I'm not actually a terrorist subversive I'm just asking questions :kiddo:

Concerning.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

IBroughttheFunk posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664609541906939908

....Except when those political powers ask you to censor or remove something, and in that case you'll be happy to get the job done as fast as you possibly can.

Team humanity*

*certain groups may not qualify as human

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1664634500343529472

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Mixed messages.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Someone should maybe go tell Elon.

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Someone should maybe go tell Elon.

he already knows.

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roffles
Dec 25, 2004
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1664618300041469952

hmmm what's Twitter's value these days? :thunk:

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