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Velocity Raptor posted:Can I add eggs? I think they're pretty clear that you can't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsxT-tjW_Zg
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gbut posted:Happy Pride Month, everyone!  Gay snake tiddies
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Scratch Monkey posted:Satan is building a religion 👹🎂
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I broke up with my ex-fiancee via a text message at a Cake concert  God I still feel so bad about that
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Scratch Monkey posted:Satan is building a religion He's giving out pendant keychains
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teethgrinder posted:I'd agree, but it seems fair game when trying to emulate a corporate franchise product. This is a few pages back but my college job was making biscuits at Bojangles for like 2 years. They do them from scratch, with each location having a dedicated biscuit area. Bojangles uses mostly flour and buttermilk with butter brushed on when they're fresh out of the oven. If the restaurant says they're made by hand, they probably are! It's a little more time consuming but worth the extra effort. Loved that job because I loved smelling like biscuits by the time I got to class since biscuit making started at 4 am. Uhhh funny image tax: 
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credburn posted:I broke up with my ex-fiancee via a text message at a Cake concert You told her she wasn't the girl with the short skirt and long jacket you were looking for?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You told her she wasn't the girl with the short skirt and long jacket you were looking for? I bombed Korea every night. Oh, er, wait
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I didn't understand until I looked it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MQI8ZKNVRA my man that is a video that is 12 years old, that's a deep rear end cut
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Scratch Monkey posted:Satan is building a religion We are now accepting callers for the pendant keychains? I can’t wait to see them again in July.
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Yes yes, "women's genitals are weird and scary", very funny, great take, highly original, definitely no problems with this joke whatsoever!
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Hyperlynx posted:Yes yes, "women's genitals are weird and scary", very funny, great take, highly original, definitely no problems with this joke whatsoever! Men's Anatomy 
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God knows male genitalia are reknown for being being being incredibly photogenic.
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Samovar posted:God knows male genitalia are reknown for being being being incredibly photogenic. Everywhere I go my reputation precedes me
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BENIS > VAZZINA E: sorry forgot the  DDDDDDDEe: seriouspost I think we can all agree that balls are a miserable design
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Nobody: Scrotums: 
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G-Spot Run posted:Nobody: Lol what is that?
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G-Spot Run posted:Nobody: Pro username/post combo. Though I really think you could make it a decent avatar for yourself to complete the set, because now all I see is it yelling "G-Spot, RUN! *BANG-BANG-BANG*"
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G-Spot Run posted:Nobody: FECK
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Oglaf's take (very much NSFW): https://www.oglaf.com/weirdwoman/
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Sestze posted:I didn't understand until I looked it up: I'm sure at least two people got a laugh out of it but it's more an indictment on how busted my brain is that I went straight to that
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Hyperlynx posted:Oglaf's take (very much NSFW): They are a source of problems
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That's some weak rear end poo poo. Hold my haritsopa, satan fondler. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVP4QHF9MZY
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credburn posted:I broke up with my ex-fiancee via a text message at a Cake concert Sorry you didn’t go the distance
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She was never there anyway I hope you got an italian leather sofa out of it.
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bike tory posted:Biscuits are just scones right? Flour baking powder butter and milk folks. I've literally made them with preschoolers. You can't gently caress it up. rear end in a top hat casserole posted:After a while, the neighborhood starts noticing that the small children are missing.
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kirbysuperstar posted:I'm sure at least two people got a laugh out of it but it's more an indictment on how busted my brain is that I went straight to that For what it's worth I'm one of them. Now come in Fernando, I....  I think you should leave!
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gbut posted:Happy Pride Month, everyone! happy pride month, 47. 
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I’m seeing Cake in NYC next month and I couldn’t be happier about the references happening here right now
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Men's Anatomy Congrats on your vasectomy 
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Hamagic posted:I’m seeing Cake in NYC next month and I couldn’t be happier about the references happening here right now I'm going to warn your girlfriend.
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Lobok posted:I'm going to warn your girlfriend. She doesn’t care, just as long as his ship’s coming in.
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The only time I've seen Cake was in 2019 outside of Austin. So I have no idea of this was typical, but John McCrea just seemed cranky and not particularly interested in performing. Quite a contrast from Ben Folds, who was right before them.
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hooah posted:The only time I've seen Cake was in 2019 outside of Austin. So I have no idea of this was typical, but John McCrea just seemed cranky and not particularly interested in performing. Quite a contrast from Ben Folds, who was right before them. This is an experience I have had at the three Cake shows I’ve attended but the most recent was like 2007ish so I felt unfair saying it. Decent show just obviously didn’t care for being on a stage.
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Hamagic posted:I’m seeing Cake in NYC next month and I couldn’t be happier about the references happening here right now How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle? No, seriously, I haven't been able to see a show without going into debt in ages.
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