FA Cup Round Whatever: City can't stop rigging these draws

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Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Folks, it's time to tap the sign

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:29

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# ? May 30, 2024 22:18

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Wazzerphuk posted:

Folks, it's time to tap the sign

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:30

Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

lol I just looked up at the telly to see this

It's June 2023 and hell, It's bald guy summer

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:37

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

ITV have bald Ian wright and fivehead joleon lescott

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:42

funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:46

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

What a poo poo anthem

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:58

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Prince William is tall (and bald) as hell

# ? Jun 3, 2023 14:59

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Thanks Ants posted:

What a poo poo anthem

Singer had some sexy gloves on though

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:00

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

paddyboat posted:

ITV have bald Ian wright and fivehead joleon lescott

Down here in Oz we got Nani, Berbatov, and Clichy getting nailed by a sprinkler

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:01

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

lmao

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:01

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

hahahahahahahahah

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:02

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

pooshited

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:02

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

de Gea is going to have one of those games then

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:02

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Lol

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:02

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lmao

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:02

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

welp

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:03

kcer: May 28, 2004; Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

loving lol

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:03

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

LONG DAY

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:03

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I�ve run the numbers and this going to end 90-0

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:03

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

gently caress this, what else is on?

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:03

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

jesus

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:03

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

lmfao

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:04

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

a bloody good strike too

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:04

Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

The hairiest man on the pitch scores in the first 20 seconds, RIP Bald Guy Summer

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:04

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Keep it tight and don't concede early. loving lmao

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:04

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

lmao

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:05

Grimble: Jul 7, 2002; He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

Trying to get to the most dangerous scoreline asap. Interesting strategy.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:06

Backdoor Delivery: Nov 15, 2004; one cool dude

2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Typical long-ball City

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:06

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

webmeister posted:

I�ve run the numbers and this going to end 90-0

it was 13 seconds, so it was more like 360-0

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:07

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

De Gea accidentally put his lead boots on today

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:07

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

can�t believe that pooshited fan brought a small child to watch this

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:08

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

paddyboat posted:

can�t believe that pooshited fan brought a small child to watch this

what better way to teach them that life is terrible and full of pain

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:11

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Julio Cruz posted:

what better way to teach them that life is terrible and full of pain

"Welcome to England, son"

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:12

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Pre-emptive lol Casemiro for whatever card he gets here

Edit: nm

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:13

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

I was checking my kettle, didn't expect United to concede so far.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:14

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Julio Cruz posted:

what better way to teach them that life is terrible and full of pain

at least they can get away from posh spice for a few hours

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:20

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

De Gea�s kicking is so loving bad

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:23

Al2001: Apr 7, 2007; You've gone through at the back

Feels like in the past few years, players will often try a thread-the-needle pass into the box while surrounded by defenders, rather than a straightforward ball to an open man on the wing. I assume this decision-making is based on opta stats.. Sorry for my old man football blathering, read my tedious 10,000 word article about this in the athletic etc.

Al2001 fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jun 3, 2023

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:23

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

haaland's first touch has been leaden tonight

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:25

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# ? May 30, 2024 22:18

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

That wasn't handball but lol anyway

# ? Jun 3, 2023 15:32

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