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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Soggy Muffin posted:

My brothers in Christ let us not spread negativity and doom, let us praise The Lord and share his knowledge and love. All you need to know about collapse is in the Bible, the story of Noah’s ark and many more will prepare you for anything you come across

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

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Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021



Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
seriously, how can you blackpill doomers ignore that if shrimp came preboiled directly from the sea we would save a lot of energy

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Brendan Rodgers posted:

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


Now will I sing to my wellbeloved a song of my beloved touching his vineyard. My wellbeloved hath a vineyard in a very fruitful hill: And he fenced it, and gathered out the stones thereof, and planted it with the choicest vine, and built a tower in the midst of it, and also made a winepress therein: and he looked that it should bring forth grapes, and it brought forth wild grapes.

And now, O inhabitants of Jerusalem, and men of Judah, judge, I pray you, betwixt me and my vineyard. What could have been done more to my vineyard, that I have not done in it? wherefore, when I looked that it should bring forth grapes, brought it forth wild grapes? And now go to; I will tell you what I will do to my vineyard: I will take away the hedge thereof, and it shall be eaten up; and break down the wall thereof, and it shall be trodden down: And I will lay it waste: it shall not be pruned, nor digged; but there shall come up briers and thorns: I will also command the clouds that they rain no rain upon it.

For the vineyard of the LORD of hosts is the house of Israel, and the men of Judah his pleasant plant: and he looked for judgment, but behold oppression; for righteousness, but behold a cry. Woe unto them that join house to house, that lay field to field, till there be no place, that they may be placed alone in the midst of the earth! In mine ears said the LORD of hosts, Of a truth many houses shall be desolate, even great and fair, without inhabitant. Yea, ten acres of vineyard shall yield one bath, and the seed of an homer shall yield an ephah.

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.

Therefore my people are gone into captivity, because they have no knowledge: and their honourable men are famished, and their multitude dried up with thirst. Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.

And the mean man shall be brought down, and the mighty man shall be humbled, and the eyes of the lofty shall be humbled: But the LORD of hosts shall be exalted in judgment, and God that is holy shall be sanctified in righteousness. Then shall the lambs feed after their manner, and the waste places of the fat ones shall strangers eat.

Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope: That say, Let him make speed, and hasten his work, that we may see it: and let the counsel of the Holy One of Israel draw nigh and come, that we may know it! Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight! Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink: Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him!

Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel. Therefore is the anger of the LORD kindled against his people, and he hath stretched forth his hand against them, and hath smitten them: and the hills did tremble, and their carcases were torn in the midst of the streets. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.

And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly: None shall be weary nor stumble among them; none shall slumber nor sleep; neither shall the girdle of their loins be loosed, nor the latchet of their shoes be broken: Whose arrows are sharp, and all their bows bent, their horses' hoofs shall be counted like flint, and their wheels like a whirlwind: Their roaring shall be like a lion, they shall roar like young lions: yea, they shall roar, and lay hold of the prey, and shall carry it away safe, and none shall deliver it. And in that day they shall roar against them like the roaring of the sea: and if one look unto the land, behold darkness and sorrow, and the light is darkened in the heavens thereof.

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
I actually liked the post about philosophy and disruption, don't know if I was intended to. If I understand it, isn't amor fati sort of radical acceptance such as coming to terms with being powerless in the face of these issues?

Anyway the religious one confused me.

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

BRJurgis posted:

I actually liked the post about philosophy and disruption, don't know if I was intended to. If I understand it, isn't amor fati sort of radical acceptance such as coming to terms with being powerless in the face of these issues?

Anyway the religious one confused me.

tbh the religious one has a tenuous connection to environmental issues at best, i just like isaiah as a polemicist. "civilization ruined because people are dumb and systematically misunderstand the sources of their prosperity" has happened dozens of times. it makes a little more sense if you take a spinozan view of god as identical to nature and "the operation of the hands of the LORD" as synonymous with the natural processes we're loving up

and yeah that earlier one comes from "learning to die in the anthropocene" which is precisely about coming to a place of radical acceptance re: climate change and the social disruption it will entail. the author was a sniper in iraq and considers what he saw there a preview of the world to come as resources become more scarce and social systems strain until they break

edit: imo whenever people quote the bible they should be forced to paste in the entire chapter it comes from

Tungsten has issued a correction as of 21:54 on Jun 3, 2023

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

oh and the stuff about "bringing forth wild grapes" means cruelty and barbarism in the midst of material prosperity, i.e. the inequality that arises in every complex civilization, which ultimately undermines and destroys it

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

make this smiley sized and label it :climate:

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017
Absolute joke

quote:

ITALY helped a retailer open chocolate and gelato stores across Asia.

The United States offered a loan for a coastal hotel expansion in Haiti.

Belgium backed the film “La Tierra Roja,” a love story set in the Argentine rainforest.

And Japan is financing a new coal plant in Bangladesh and an airport expansion in Egypt.

Funding for the five projects totaled $2.6 billion, and all four countries counted their backing as so-called “climate finance” – grants, loans, bonds, equity investments and other contributions meant to help developing nations reduce emissions and adapt to a warming world. Developed nations have pledged to funnel a combined total of $100 billion a year toward this goal, which they affirmed during climate talks in Paris in 2015. The funding helped crown Japan and the United States as two of the top five contributors.

Although a coal plant, a hotel, chocolate stores, a movie and an airport expansion don’t seem like efforts to combat global warming, nothing prevented the governments that funded them from reporting them as such to the United Nations and counting them toward their giving total.

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1665104032560566278

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


4d3d3d posted:

Absolute joke
accounting

the devil's math

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

every time a forest burns you should celebrate

corporations will get so many carbon credits from the replanting, after all

and when those saplings die, they'll get so many more from the next set

thus solving climate change forever

praise accounting

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

Complications posted:

every time a forest burns you should celebrate

corporations will get so many carbon credits from the replanting, after all

and when those saplings die, they'll get so many more from the next set

thus solving climate change forever

praise accounting

Saplings which, let's recall, aren't require to grow into a mature trees and are often planted on indigenous farmland! Also there's not enough suitable land on planet earth for as many trees as it would take

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
It’s awesome that we spent several million years evolving and building societies only to cause the downfall of the entire species in < 200~ years lmfao.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

FlapYoJacks posted:

It’s awesome that we spent several million years evolving and building societies only to cause the downfall of the entire species in < 300~ years lmfao.

how much longer could we have home under feudalism?

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

FlapYoJacks posted:

It’s awesome that we spent several million years evolving and building societies only to cause the downfall of the entire species in < 200~ years lmfao.

And you're accused of goony misanthropy for pointing out this obvious fact

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


4d3d3d posted:

Absolute joke

loving outstanding

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

ultimately this is fungus's fault for not evolving faster

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

4d3d3d posted:

Absolute joke

it is pretty funny and made me laugh a lot

cant wait for 2050 when net* emissions** are 50 % of todays and somehow co2 equivalent is still going up 5-6 ppm every year

media will report this as something that "baffles scientists"

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


oops, all outsourced emissions!

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017
Going to open up a couple McDonald's franchises with some of that sweet climate dosh

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Soggy Muffin posted:

My brothers in Christ let us not spread negativity and doom, let us praise The Lord and share his knowledge and love. All you need to know about collapse is in the Bible, the story of Noah’s ark and many more will prepare you for anything you come across
noah is all of us in twenty years, drunk rear end ptsd dad flashing his kids

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

I read the 'learning to die in the anthropocene ' mentioned above.
It's a quick read. The trip report is:
Here's a list of disasters that will soon befall us. Arms and violence behind a movement or community is key. Writer gave the example of civil right movement in the US. We've got to live as so we're dead like in a samurai book or gilgamesh. And try to save our knowledge inheritance as best you can.

It was ok as a rehash of what we talk about here. I felt it could have been written simpler and more focused.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

oops, all outsourced emissions!

everyone will point at China and India and say it's all their fault (because they'll be the only places making everything)

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
gelato is cold, which is the opposite of hot

i don't see the problem

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I was gonna quote a bunch of posts replying with various tracks but instead of trying to do that on phone just listen to the whole thing, thread basically speedran this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwqnBXSp0E

Idk maybe crack a cold one while they exist or take a hit. seems to add up to me. Anything that's in the album but not in this thread is already in ufo

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
The Books are so loving good

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

CAUTIONS
...
4. ... (If the battery is exhausted, the display of the liquid crystal will become vague and difficult to look at.)
...
7. Do not use volatile oils such as thinner or benzine and alcohol for wiping.

4d3d3d posted:

Absolute joke

quote:

all four countries counted their backing as so-called climate finance grants, loans, bonds, equity investments and other contributions meant to help developing nations ... adapt to a warming world.
my bad, i thought we were supposed to help developing nations adapt to 'warming a world'

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Florida reaping what it sows: flesh eating bacteria

quote:

It might have been one of Alfred Hitchcock’s fanciful tales of the supernatural: a 5,000-mile wide blob of murky seaweed creeping menacingly across the Atlantic before dumping itself along the US shoreline.

But now giant clumps of the 13m-ton morass labeled the Great Atlantic sargassum belt are washing up on Florida’s beaches, scientists are warning of a real-life threat from the piles of decomposing algae, namely high levels of the flesh-eating Vibrio bacteria lurking in the vegetation.

The alarming discovery by marine biologists at Florida Atlantic University (FAU) lends a dangerous new aspect to the brown seaweed onslaught, which is already threatening to spoil the state’s busy summer tourism season as coatings of decaying goop exude a pungent aroma akin to that of rotting eggs.
Even more worrying, the researchers say, is the role of ocean pollution in the proliferation of the bacteria, which can cause disease and death if a person gets infected. Samples tested from the Caribbean and Sargasso Sea within the Atlantic were abundant with plastic debris, which interacted with the algae and bacteria to create a “perfect pathogen storm [with] implications for both marine life and public health”.

“Our lab work showed that these Vibrio are extremely aggressive and can seek out and stick to plastic within minutes,” said Tracy Mincer, assistant professor of biology at FAU’s Harbor Branch Oceanographic Institute and Harriet L Wilkes Honors College.

He said the seaweed belt stretching from the Gulf of Mexico to the African coast provided the perfect breeding ground for “omnivorous” strains of the bacteria that target both plant and animal life, and associated “microbial flora” potentially harboring potent levels of pathogens.

“We really want to make the public aware of these associated risks. In particular, caution should be exercised regarding the harvest and processing of sargassum biomass until the risks are explored more thoroughly,” he said.

That’s become a worry for many, from municipal crews charged with clearing the washed-up seaweed from Florida’s beaches to make them more attractive for vacationers, to the tourists themselves and teams of environmentally conscious volunteers who fill trash sacks with washed up detritus.

“It’s very alarming in the first place to see it on the beaches, and alarming to see all the plastic that is entangled in it. And now even more than that, there’s harmful bacteria too. That’s so scary,” said Sophie Ringel, founder of the non-profit Clean Miami Beach.

The group is hosting a beach cleanup on Saturday to mark next week’s World Ocean Day, and recruits will be taking precautions including thick gloves, sanitizers and long-handled grabbers to avoid direct contact with the materials they remove.

“We’ll be paying extra attention and making sure everybody washes their hands, and doesn’t touch their faces after the cleanup. But I wonder what happens if we ingest it or come in contact with it? Is it transferable? And when it rains, does it end up in our drinking water?” Ringel said.

Florida’s department of health is advising residents and visitors to avoid sargassum and warns that Vibrio vulnificus infections “can be severe for people who have weakened immune systems, such as those with chronic liver disease”.

The state’s department of environmental protection (DEP), meanwhile, says it’s working with the Florida fish and wildlife commission and municipalities to monitor the seaweed belt, and notes that the Florida legislature has budgeted $5m to assist local governments with cleanup efforts.

“This is not a new phenomenon and many local governments, particularly in south Florida, are experienced in managing it on their beaches and already have management plans and the necessary authorizations in place to respond,” a DEP spokesperson, Jon Moore, told the Guardian.

“We’re ready to work with any impacted local government … as well as expedite necessary authorizations so that cleanup activities can be conducted in an efficient and protective manner.”

Crews with heavy machinery remove sargassum from 15 miles of shoreline on Miami Beach, and two more on Key Biscayne, early most mornings, after surveyors check for turtle nests, Tom Morgan, chief of operations for Miami-Dade county’s parks, recreation and open spaces, said.

It ensures the beaches of the popular tourist destination remain clean and attractive, and helps to remove the threat of infection, or respiratory distress from hydrogen sulfide, the source of the “rotten eggs” smell that comes from rotting algae.

“We’re aware of the report, and our beach maintenance crews are instructed to wear gloves if they’re removing anything from the water’s edge and the sargassum related to plastics, or any other type of debris, pieces of wood or anything like that,” he said.

“That’s to protect them while they’re working, and that’s been standard practice even before this report came about.”

Beaches were packed with visitors over the Memorial Day weekend, and Michael Zimmer, director of marketing and development for Miami-Dade parks, said tourism was “so far so good”.

“We get pictures every morning and afternoon and I gotta tell you, the beaches look really good,” he said.

“The team does an incredible job cleaning it up every morning and we just haven’t seen any effects on tourism yet.”

The county expects to spend about $6m on seaweed removal this year, but pulling sargassum from the sea before it washes ashore is neither legal nor desirable.

It’s a crucial habitat for crabs, shrimps and other marine invertebrates, which in turn provide a rich floating “buffet” for seabirds including gulls, terns and plovers. Unfortunately, the toxicity of the sargassum belt can simultaneously be harmful.

“The amount of plastic we find entangled in the seaweed on a daily basis, and every tide that comes in brings more, is shocking. And the animals out in the ocean who live on it, they try to get nutrition from it and automatically ingest the plastic,” Ringel said.

“They just can’t help it. It’s so, so sad.”

One bright spot is that scientists at the University of South Florida (USF), who have tracked the sargassum using satellite imaging, say the amount in the Atlantic unexpectedly decreased by about 15% in May, and is forecast to drop in the Gulf of Mexico this month.

“[That] is good news for many coastal residents of Florida,” the university’s optical oceanography laboratory said on its website.

Overall, though, the researchers have recorded huge increases in sargassum over the last decade, and expect it to continue.

“The plausible theory was that in 2010 there was a long distance transport from the Sargasso sea to the tropical Atlantic. That was an usual event,” said Chuanmin Hu, professor of optical oceanography at USF.

“The tropical Atlantic has a lot more seed populations of sargassum, and warm water, and sunshine, enough nutrients … all the conditions are favorable for sargassum to grow.”

oh no not the tourist season being inconvenienced by rotting eggs and flesh eating bacteria, oh dear, the horror

Xaris has issued a correction as of 08:14 on Jun 4, 2023

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Xaris posted:

oh no not the tourist season being inconvenienced by rotting eggs and flesh eating bacteria, oh dear, the horror
it sounds more like john wyndham than hitchcock tbh

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

BCR
Jan 23, 2011


Champion!

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Lol

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

quote:

The average surface temperature of the world's seas has increased by around 0.9C compared to preindustrial levels, with 0.6C coming in the last 40 years alone.

This is less than increases in air temperatures over the land - which have risen by more than 1.5C since preindustrial times. This is because much more energy is needed to heat water than land, and because oceans absorb heat far below their surface.

Even this seemingly small average increase has significant real-world consequences.

Loss of species: more frequent and intense marine heatwaves lead to mass mortality of sea life. This is particularly damaging for coral reefs.

More extreme weather: increased heat in the upper ocean surface means hurricanes and cyclones can pick up more energy. This means they become more intense and longer-lasting.

Sea-level rise: warmer waters take up more space - known as thermal expansion - and can greatly accelerate the melting of glaciers from Greenland and Antarctica that flow into the oceans. This raises global sea levels, increasing risks of coastal flooding.

Less ability to absorb CO2: the oceans currently take up about a quarter of greenhouse gas emissions. Warmer waters have less ability to absorb CO2. If the oceans take up less CO2 in future, more would accumulate in the atmosphere - further warming the air and oceans.
Doesn't seem good for much of anything except thermophiles and organisms that can just pick up and move to colder waters

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Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

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