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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There's literally like four "creators" who do YouTube Shorts that I don't just immediately skip, an this is one of them.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OB6yhhrEezc

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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
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Karate Bastard posted:

Being a numerologist must really suck. Are there really any good numbers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0624kmBAzg

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

There's literally like four "creators" who do YouTube Shorts that I don't just immediately skip, an this is one of them.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OB6yhhrEezc

This guy's short vids are pretty funny although part of the appeal is that they're short enough that his schtick doesn't get old.

https://www.youtube.com/@BDylanHollis/shorts

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lemniscate Blue posted:

This guy's short vids are pretty funny although part of the appeal is that they're short enough that his schtick doesn't get old.

https://www.youtube.com/@BDylanHollis/shorts

I only looked at the thumbnails and decided I hate his face and his voice (without actually having heard it), and blocked his channel. So thanks I guess.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I only looked at the thumbnails and decided I hate his face and his voice (without actually having heard it), and blocked his channel. So thanks I guess.

he's a really nice, friendly, kind gay guy. but he's also the kind of guy who says this recipe calls for MOO JUICE and EGGIES.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


He used unshelled pumpkin seeds in the "sunflower cookie" recipe. Is that even a thing? Blocked.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Arivia posted:

also the kind of guy who says this recipe calls for MOO JUICE and EGGIES.

Fuckin double blocked Jesus

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Arivia posted:

he's a really nice, friendly, kind gay guy. but he's also the kind of guy who says this recipe calls for MOO JUICE and EGGIES.

In YT shorts, he’s Martin Short and Jerry Lewis run through a vitamix, but he’s way more chill in his long-form videos. I like him but I acknowledge that he’d wear out his welcome right quick if his YT shorts persona (which can be attributed to TikTok) weren’t limited to that.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

In YT shorts, he’s Martin Short and Jerry Lewis run through a vitamix, but he’s way more chill in his long-form videos. I like him but I acknowledge that he’d wear out his welcome right quick if his YT shorts persona (which can be attributed to TikTok) weren’t limited to that.

Yeah, it's worth a minute or so every week when he posts a new short but I don't go back and binge his stuff or anything. It's wholesome silliness.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Arivia posted:

he's a really nice, friendly, kind gay guy. but he's also the kind of guy who says this recipe calls for MOO JUICE and EGGIES.

Hard pass

E: for being friendly, not the other stuff

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Lemniscate Blue posted:

This guy's short vids are pretty funny although part of the appeal is that they're short enough that his schtick doesn't get old.

https://www.youtube.com/@BDylanHollis/shorts

These are the meme-y weird cooking shorts to watch:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7218817473708150018

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Amphigory posted:

Post pics, nerds


Back when clickhole had actual jokes with actual premises

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Beve Stuscemi posted:

These are the meme-y weird cooking shorts to watch:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7218817473708150018

Nat’s Youtube videos are way better than this poo poo. I guess he’s just trying to extend his reach.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Well we were talking shorts, so :shrug:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Is it weird that, besides the usual YouTube editing and fuckery, the main reason I can't stomach a "short" is that they've taken away your ability to move around on the timeline? gently caress that, gently caress you

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
i also usually have to turn down the volume in videos, so not having those controls really sucks. you can change the url to use the regular player, though. works with embeds here, too.

for example, the one that jerry posted earlier: https://youtube.com/shorts/OB6yhhrEezc. if you change it to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6yhhrEezc then it embeds properly, or if you click through to it, it will give you the regular player on youtube's site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6yhhrEezc

it's annoying to do this constantly, so shorts are inherently limited. but you can get rid of the stupid shorts player if you really want.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


gbut posted:

He used unshelled pumpkin seeds in the "sunflower cookie" recipe. Is that even a thing? Blocked.

I assume he means pepitas, which I would call 'shelled,' but I'm also assuming you mean 'without the shell.'

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Raluek posted:

i also usually have to turn down the volume in videos, so not having those controls really sucks. you can change the url to use the regular player, though. works with embeds here, too.

for example, the one that jerry posted earlier: https://youtube.com/shorts/OB6yhhrEezc. if you change it to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6yhhrEezc then it embeds properly, or if you click through to it, it will give you the regular player on youtube's site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6yhhrEezc

it's annoying to do this constantly, so shorts are inherently limited. but you can get rid of the stupid shorts player if you really want.

I wonder how hard it would be for astral to add some code to covert /shorts/ to /watch?v= when used on the forums?


Meanwhile, when I go to YouTube's website, I use the extention Enhancer For YouTube. It will automatically make Shorts use the standard video player. It's available for Chrome, FireFox, and Edge.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I assume he means pepitas, which I would call 'shelled,' but I'm also assuming you mean 'without the shell.'

I just watched the video to make sure, shells are included in these cookies. He makes a big show about how gross they came out. I can't find the exact recipe he was reading but every recipe for cookies that includes sunflower and pumpkin seeds that I can find obviously intend for you to not include the shells. And it seems like a pretty gross recipe anyway so he probably didn't need to do that for the video

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

I just watched the video to make sure, shells are included in these cookies. He makes a big show about how gross they came out. I can't find the exact recipe he was reading but every recipe for cookies that includes sunflower and pumpkin seeds that I can find obviously intend for you to not include the shells. And it seems like a pretty gross recipe anyway so he probably didn't need to do that for the video

What the hell, why would someone do this. What tragic, miserable cookies.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What the hell, why would someone do this. What tragic, miserable cookies.

Video in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hKf9C6kvB8

When he reads it he says "shelled sunflower seeds" and uses the right thing, and then just "pumpkin seeds" and uses the unshelled ones. Maybe he's simply unfamiliar with pumpkin seeds and how they are supposed to be used?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I assume he means pepitas, which I would call 'shelled,' but I'm also assuming you mean 'without the shell.'

Last year I grew a variety of pumpkin that had been bred to have unshelled seeds! Before that I thought they took regular pumpkin seeds, shelled them and then sold them. it was very exciting

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Maybe it's a local thing, but I have never heard of shelling pumpkin seeds

you just roast them and eat them??

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Ja, we'd take the ones from our seasonal pumpkin, rinse them, them roast them in the oven with some salt

Never heard of shelling them.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You sound just like those weirdos who leave the skin on grapes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sentient Data posted:

You sound just like those weirdos who leave the skin on grapes

Had to let Enrique go after he unionised.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

John Lee posted:

Maybe it's a local thing, but I have never heard of shelling pumpkin seeds

you just roast them and eat them??

Ok but these were raw pumpkin seeds he just mixed into cookie dough

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Facebook Aunt posted:

Video in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hKf9C6kvB8

When he reads it he says "shelled sunflower seeds" and uses the right thing, and then just "pumpkin seeds" and uses the unshelled ones. Maybe he's simply unfamiliar with pumpkin seeds and how they are supposed to be used?

He responds in the comments and agrees shelled pumpkin seeds would have been better, but the recipe only specifies shelled sunflower seeds. Since his whole thing is trying these historical recipes out (with sometimes unusual results), it makes sense to do it as described.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



If I'm going to watch a historical cooking show it's going to be Tasting History or the Townsends (I haven't watched either of these in more than a year though).

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Sure, but those are more about appreciating the history of the dish, whereas Hollis is all about appreciating the fact that the recipes he finds are weird.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Y'all should check out The Supersizers Go if you're interested in historical food.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Had to let Enrique go after he unionised.

lol just lol if you don't have enrique unionize your enriques for you

(yo Jerry what the gently caress you doing giving the British any respect, use a Z like a normal England-hating world citizen)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

“To the mouse and any smaller animal, gravity presents practically no dangers. You can drop a mouse down a thousand‐yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.”

—“On Being the Right Size”, J. B. S. Haldane, 1926

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Platystemon posted:

“To the mouse and any smaller animal, gravity presents practically no dangers. You can drop a mouse down a thousand‐yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.”

—“On Being the Right Size”, J. B. S. Haldane, 1926

The book title for that quote is just perfect.

Oh just looked it up, and it is an essay and it is online: https://www.phys.ufl.edu/courses/phy3221/spring10/HaldaneRightSize.pdf

The opening paragraph is just him giving shade to contemporaries zoologist for not thinking about animal size all that much.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

SyNack Sassimov posted:

lol just lol if you don't have enrique unionize your enriques for you

(yo Jerry what the gently caress you doing giving the British any respect, use a Z like a normal England-hating world citizen)

My dude, it's only yanks who use "z". The rest of the English-speaking world uses "s". and I'm pretty sure we all hate the USA more than we do England

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
-ise is better because it's always -ise. You don't need to remember any exceptions.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Paladinus posted:

-ise is better because it's always -ise. You don't need to remember any exceptions.

Hey unrelated but are you the guy doing king’s quest speedrun coverage on YouTube? For some reason I think you are. If you are your channel’s great, keep it up!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Arivia posted:

Hey unrelated but are you the guy doing king’s quest speedrun coverage on YouTube? For some reason I think you are. If you are your channel’s great, keep it up!

You mean OneShortEye? No, lmao, that's not me. I might have recommended that channel at some point, though, because it's fascinatingly niche for the amount of effort put into every video.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Paladinus posted:

-ise is better because it's always -ise. You don't need to remember any exceptions.

i wear sise 12 shoes

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mr. Fix It posted:

i wear sise 12 shoes

I suppose you need to possess minimal understanding of language and be able to tell verbs from nouns.

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