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steinrokkan posted:It's the same as egeez - there's a core of an idea, but Nathen couldn't figure out what role he could play in executing it, so he tries to insert himself as a useless middle man Eegeez made a lot less sense and it's end goal was to protect Brand from counterfeiters. This has a somewhat noble goal at least in trying to get people to eat healthier with a touch of corporate social responsibility thrown in there, but a lot like Eegeez, I don't think he has any idea how he's going to accomplish that goal. The guys he has signed on with him seem to be a lot more serious than he is though so maybe they have an idea of how to make this work.
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there’s not anything to it. there’s no regulations covering this sort of thing. it’s more chemophobia “don’t eat what you can’t pronounce” nonsense that’s designed to increase the moral attractiveness of food while not actually doing anything regarding nutrition, workers rights, or, perhaps, co2 emitted in its production. it’s bs.
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and i say his farm2plate bs was just that because there was as i recall no evidence he did anything different.
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He used a few buzz words and created a basic website with no follow up or ins with details of plans, what more can you ask for ?
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mediaphage posted:and i say his farm2plate bs was just that because there was as i recall no evidence he did anything different. The "Farm2plate" thing was dubious anyway because there's zero loving chance his frozen lasagna business was using fresh farm ingredients. Neither were the hot dogs from Scooby Doo Eats. Duckman2008 posted:He used a few buzz words and created a basic website with no follow up or ins with details of plans, what more can you ask for ? It's enough to keep Dad off his back for a while. Plus he hired Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Jun 5, 2023 |
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Farm2Plate is a concept that specifically precludes, and was created as a reaction to stuff such as frozen meals. Nathen just liked the sound of it and used it even though it made no sense
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Frank Frank posted:
Lol this wouldn’t surprise me if this what causes him to have so many random and never completed ideas. Either way, I’m all for it, keeps having new content for the thread.
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He keeps saying he's going to have a gallery (art show?) for NathenEats of cereal boxes and paint, that's nostalgic and reminds him of happy childhood but also scathingly reveals the evils of profiting from processed foods, and he has all these promos made for the gallery and I guarantee you he hasn't made a single painting or "piece" and I don't think he will. Promoting new things is what he likes even if they aren't real, it's just fascinating. E: "I'm an ideas man, Michael!"
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I also fully support the Vega approach to trolls w/r/t rambling about one's own beauty as a reply to unrelated negativity
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Megaraptor posted:He keeps saying he's going to have a gallery (art show?) for NathenEats of cereal boxes and paint, that's nostalgic and reminds him of happy childhood but also scathingly reveals the evils of profiting from processed foods, and he has all these promos made for the gallery and I guarantee you he hasn't made a single painting or "piece" and I don't think he will. Promoting new things is what he likes even if they aren't real, it's just fascinating. I think we gave him too much credit in assuming that the gallery will be him painting on cereal boxes, because he posted this to his instagram:  He says this is just an ad and not a piece that will be in the gallery, but I'm still betting it's 100% just going to be a gallery of AI generated art 
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whoa look at the organic engagement that post is getting
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This is in no way a clean label product
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kntfkr posted:whoa look at the organic engagement that post is getting *entergagement tyvm
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WTF, he’s keeping the Nathfield gimmick alive? I thought he killed it Also are “ghost artists” a thing? I can totally see him just paying somebody else to make some art
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He keeps every gimmick alive He killed the dog, but the ScoobyEats account is still posting I guess if people aren't entergaging with his social media, he must become the social media by making sock puppets out of the corpses of his past projects
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Now I'm curious about which art gallery (if any) will be desperate enough to display this blatant AI collection
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im saint germain posted:Now I'm curious about which art gallery (if any) will be desperate enough to display this blatant AI collection It's in cyberspace
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im saint germain posted:Now I'm curious about which art gallery (if any) will be desperate enough to display this blatant AI collection It's a "private art gallery" which means one room somewhere that you can pay to "exhibit" at
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"never eat ingredients you can't pronounce" shut the gently caress up Nathen
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That's it. I'm going to live in corn & cotton candy land. Nathfield's unrelenting horniness is worrisome.
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im saint germain posted:This is in no way a clean label product Ceci n'est pas une clean label.
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 New website just dropped https://www.nathenmazri.com/ EMBRACE THE WHIMSICAL
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i think he's finally gotten over the garfield thing
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quote:“Nathen used his pain and turned it into a purpose. He took that purpose and branded a new movement - Arabioloisis.” VISUAL HAMMER AND BATTLECRY
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Frank Frank posted:
lol all the instagram videos at the bottom of the page are broken links
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CodfishCartographer posted:lol all the instagram videos at the bottom of the page are broken links Excuse me. I believe you were ordered to embrace the whimsical. Also lol that the entire NathenEats tab just just a giant white field with a text blurb and nothing else. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jun 7, 2023 |
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That first page is loving insanity. Love to quote Jennifer Love Hewitt from the Cameo I wrote that I paid her to read. It also reads like a pathetic list of Nathen's failures, Jesus
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I think you meant to say, “Nathen’s greatest hits”
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If capitalism was personified as a man with attention deficit disorder, it would be Nathen.
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nathen is already the personification of capitalism--a pathetic, mewling thing that wishes you would give it all your money in exchange for its garbage. we have simply given it power through society's collective agreement to its economic theory, but make no mistake that every single capitalist on the face of this earth is just a less-embarrassed mazri
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I'm not a millionaire; I'm a temporarily successful Nathfield
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Wait is he still keeping Garfieldeats around, like surely this long closed it should be GarfieldAte?
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dr_rat posted:Wait is he still keeping Garfieldeats around, like surely this long closed it should be GarfieldAte? He will never, ever stop bragging about the World’s Youngest Blah Blah and the Twitter account is useful as a sock puppet along with Scoobs
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I'm really disappointed that the new website doesn't have an embedded .wav/midi file playing on a loop in the background.
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Ruh roh!
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Frank Frank posted:I'm really disappointed that the new website doesn't have an embedded .wav/midi file playing on a loop in the background. Oh, the love me, feed me jingle would elevate the site immensely
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WonkyBob posted:Ruh roh! Decoy Octopus is going to be pissed.
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