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Platystemon)
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we all know that "AI" refers to an array of different algorithms, models, applications, etc, none of which are AGI
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:09 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 05:13 |
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I don't believe there were even simulated tests. This is the United States military we're talking about here. The same organization who didn't bother testing the magnetization or the firing mechanisms of submarine torpedoes during world war 2, which led to them either not exploding at all or circling right back on to the ship who fired them, sinking them. The same organization who spent untold billions of dollars on armor and camouflage that didn't work, on fighter jets that can't fly through clouds, on naval vessels that can't be in salt water. My guess is some E-2 awards clerk left his novel's first draft on the wrong USB drive and the brass found it and thought it was the really real world.
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:11 |
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Some guy probably just asked ChatGPT "What could go wrong if US Army drones were controlled by AI?" and considered that to be a test.
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:13 |
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Ask ChadGPT if that should be considered to be a test.
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:15 |
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quote:Input quote:ChatGPT
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:59 |
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Lol nice
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 22:22 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 23:39 |
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How long before the articles are "Russia using darstardly crafted AI to fight are troops"
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 23:46 |
starkebn posted:How long before the articles are "Russia using darstardly crafted AI to fight are troops" "Russian cybertroops used advanced AI to infiltrate US military infrastructure"
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 00:07 |
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why was my automatic mental response just
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# ? Jun 3, 2023 02:19 |
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starkebn posted:How long before the articles are "Russia using darstardly crafted AI to fight are troops" someday someone at the Pentagon is going to read Neuromancer and their only takeaway is going to be that we need a MKULTRA2 so we can start forcibly injecting computer hackers with drugs to see if it makes them better hackers
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 06:52 |
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For any Feds listening please give IT people free drugs. It will make them better hackers or whatever.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 07:02 |
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the entire helpdesk is on LSD and somehow the tickets are getting closed faster than ever
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 07:10 |
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i miss NHD. hope he's ok
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 07:37 |
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Cuttlefush posted:i miss NHD. hope he's ok
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 07:49 |
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webcams for christ posted:lmao if you believe that the usaf has never tested ai within a simulation Playing civilization 4 is "testing AI in a simulation" so I'm 100% that USAF guys have done so while on the clock. The Oldest Man posted:The biggest investors in AI are the ones saying we need regulation* I think even this is giving them too much credit. They write stuff that says AI is more dangerous than nuclear weapons, which if you believed then it wouldn't be GDPR regulations it would be, well, nuclear weapon regulations, where the government openly seizes your research and you have "born secret" level poo poo going on. I think it's just evolutionary pressure: Yudkowsky got rich for years saying that silly sci-fi metaphors for corporations was in fact a literal prediction by just lying to rubes who gave him money, and other people are just saying the same lie on new platforms to mimic his success during a hot moment. Anyway I think we're going to get a bubble burst before the feds even initiate a commission to parameterize the preliminary fact finding committee to think about regulations.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 10:35 |
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tokin opposition posted:the entire helpdesk is on LSD and somehow the tickets are getting closed faster than ever Think it would be confusing to hell for the 60's hippies to find out in the future all the people confined to their cubes and never seeing sunlight are permanently tripping on tremendous amounts of psychedelics, and all the people looking to escape the system and living in nature are just straight edging away for any sort of drugs to get away from the corporate office worker lifestyle and government control.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 11:02 |
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eSports Chaebol posted:someday someone at the Pentagon is going to read Neuromancer and their only takeaway is going to be that we need a MKULTRA2 so we can start forcibly injecting computer hackers with drugs to see if it makes them better hackers I will heroically sacrifice myself for the good of all Americans to *check notes* trip fuckingballs while on the computer.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 13:42 |
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Tripping balls is very fun but tripping balls while having Responsibilities is beyond nightmarish.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 13:49 |
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If you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll be so loving high off psychedelics the concept of time will disappear and you will exist in a permanent state of liminal consciousness.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 14:38 |
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Maybe that drug Joe Biden wanted to use on black people that would prevent you from feeling pleasure
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:34 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Maybe that drug Joe Biden wanted to use on black people that would prevent you from feeling pleasure I'm sorry???
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:42 |
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Biplane posted:I'm sorry??? he had some crackpot proposal for a "vaccine" that would immunize kids from getting addicted to drugs by preventing them from feeling any kind of pleasure from them lol
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:46 |
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Biplane posted:Tripping balls is very fun but tripping balls while having Responsibilities is beyond nightmarish. i got a Phone Call on acid once and it's still one of my top 10 scariest memories, i can't imagine getting multiple Phone Calls in that state
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:02 |
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You know that's the drug corporate America wants its worker drones to be on
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:06 |
The first time I did acid my landlord came in and stared at me drawing w crayons jn my underwear for a while then quietly left
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:12 |
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cash crab posted:i got a Phone Call on acid once and it's still one of my top 10 scariest memories, i can't imagine getting multiple Phone Calls in that state I had to get laundry out of the dryer in the shared laundry room on acid and it was like a metal gear solid mission, I was sneaking around the hallways and stairwells and got that laundry out faster than any person has ever gotten laundry from a dryer, I wish someone had taped it, it must have been hilarious to watch
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:20 |
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Grey Fox posted:glowing reviews on the product page
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:28 |
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Maed posted:I had to get laundry out of the dryer in the shared laundry room on acid and it was like a metal gear solid mission, I was sneaking around the hallways and stairwells and got that laundry out faster than any person has ever gotten laundry from a dryer, I wish someone had taped it, it must have been hilarious to watch You know that recording would have been about 3 hours long
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:38 |
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https://twitter.com/_akhaliq/status/1665376088594214917 also, lmao https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1665806600261763072 ekuNNN has issued a correction as of 21:11 on Jun 5, 2023 |
# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:08 |
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looks like a billionaire's hemorrhoid pillow
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:18 |
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as much as I dislike a lot of Jony Ive's latter day decisions, I feel like he would never have let anything that loving dorky through.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:18 |
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type of person who will use this in public:
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:23 |
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I've been wanting an AR setup for work with an arbitrary number of virtual monitors, because physical space is much easier to map to function, mentally. I have no other use for AR
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:25 |
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Short for Assault Reality
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:42 |
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eSports Chaebol posted:someday someone at the Pentagon is going to read Neuromancer and their only takeaway is going to be that we need a MKULTRA2 so we can start forcibly injecting computer hackers with drugs to see if it makes them better hackers
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:47 |
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SardonicTyrant posted:They have that, it's called estrogen.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:52 |
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cash crab posted:i got a Phone Call on acid once and it's still one of my top 10 scariest memories, i can't imagine getting multiple Phone Calls in that state One time while on acid I went to the store to buy candy and the guy in front of me in line was changing some money, but the cashier had run out of a certain denomination coin. And they both simultaneously turn to me and ask if I have x amount of x coin on me and could we possibly do this convoluted three person change maneouver? I had to just leave my candy on the counter and get the gently caress out of there. My heart starts racing every time I think about it lmao.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:29 |
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mawarannahr posted:type of person who will use this in public: OFC he's the guy on the plane not wearing a mask SardonicTyrant posted:They have that, it's called estrogen. lol
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:29 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 05:13 |
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Biplane posted:One time while on acid I went to the store to buy candy and the guy in front of me in line was changing some money, but the cashier had run out of a certain denomination coin. And they both simultaneously turn to me and ask if I have x amount of x coin on me and could we possibly do this convoluted three person change maneouver? I had to just leave my candy on the counter and get the gently caress out of there. My heart starts racing every time I think about it lmao. apparently we need a cspam_goon_drugs.txt
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:33 |