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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
epic printer scene

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

lmao Elon changed the "What is happening?" prompt on twitter to "What is happening?!" what a child

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.
Why are you dumbasses still using http://www.twitter.com

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

my napkin math for radicalizing others in 40-50 person workplace:

Imagine you took home $250,000 each year. That's not "literally buy anything you want anytime" money, but it's more than enough for someone to live comfortably just about anywhere in the world. Now imagine if all 45 of us here made that much, and we pooled it all together every single year for 50 years. After all of that we would wind up with about half a billion dollars. And there's people out there worth tens and now hundreds of billions.

I prefer this:

If you earned $1,000 a day (including weekends) and had no expenses, and you did this for a thousand years, by the end of it you'd have roughly half of what Elon Musk makes in a day.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Marijuana posted:

Why are you dumbasses still using http://www.twitter.com

I need to know what verified poster @ancapfurry420 thinks about pride month

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
I'm sure car company CEOS will be jumping at the chance to have their vehicles run into pedestrians and walls

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1665758156549390343

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
even the people who MIGHT be interested in licensing it would still want it to incorporate LIDAR before they did

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Beached Whale posted:

I'm sure car company CEOS will be jumping at the chance to have their vehicles run into pedestrians and walls

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1665758156549390343

lol that ship has sailed

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


maybe the supposedly educated and liberal user base of this platform should, you know, deactivate and speed up twitters demise. funny how a lovely beer can take a hit from a coordinated right wing backlash whereas Twitter continues to be kept on life support by libs

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

maybe the supposedly educated and liberal user base of this platform should, you know, deactivate and speed up twitters demise. funny how a lovely beer can take a hit from a coordinated right wing backlash whereas Twitter continues to be kept on life support by libs

Liberals are too good at inventing excuses for themselves to deny themselves any treats.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

spacemang_spliff posted:

yeah I mean that's how every free speech website ends up lol it works for about a week then people start complaining about "i'm at work we need to hide NSFW stuff in random threads what if my boss walks by!!" and then you have to put the porn it in it's special subforum and then eventually ban it altogether. how did elon not know that

Twitter had porn for forever, they just used to have a competent moderation team that could keep a lid on it.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
ads suck

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Beached Whale posted:

I'm sure car company CEOS will be jumping at the chance to have their vehicles run into pedestrians and walls

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1665758156549390343

Maybe it's aimed at General Dynamics and other tank manufacturers?

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


Where else would I get my gizmos?

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Bullshit metrics to the rescue again!

https://twitter.com/stats_feed/status/1665606986279403521

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Twitter didn’t even make the list

sad

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


we can't allow red china to monopolize the thing that our multinational tech companies do far more aggressively and harmfully

gentlemen, we cannot allow an upskirt camera ad gap

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

lol that ship has sailed

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1575508498430820352

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

euphronius posted:

Twitter didn’t even make the list

sad

Whoops! Pasted the link wrong. Here you go:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1665762166559866887

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

how is total user hours even measured

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
By just saying "they're very good," duh.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Worse Than Pinterest

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Wtf

https://twitter.com/wallstmemes/status/1575510323070648320?t=e-CA9La7D-xJVYxKa2q9EA&s=19

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



:lol: at still calling it "autopilot".

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Shaving my dick off one layer at a time

https://twitter.com/Pessestore/status/1644231737642463237?t=CExKjbJ9Lmma2qR8vMa52Q&s=19

Also Eggs

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Fewer ads on Twitter? Me gusta

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Does anyone have that tweet where a cyber truck holder got messaged about maybe buying a regular Tesla for right now while they wait for the truck

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Beached Whale posted:

I'm sure car company CEOS will be jumping at the chance to have their vehicles run into pedestrians and walls

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1665758156549390343

reminded again of the random patient i had that was very high up in the ford electric car production line who told me that to the rest of the automakers, Tesla was just a charging station.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1665788669481852929?t=8TDCJEzd0KrcxVaYaFfWyQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1665789667688497162?t=BvKp0fB894wVmPCzmYBepg&s=19

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Elon really is ftw

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

man haven't heard about cancel culture in a while since woke took off as the bogeyman du jour

just bringing back the hits

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
lmfao nice

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Gone Broke? Get Woke!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

Twitter didn’t even make the list

sad

QQ

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


😂😂😂😂

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

goth smoking cloves posted:

Elon really is ftw

This.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

goth smoking cloves posted:

Elon really is ftw

uhh HOOK is the current FTW champion not elon

Elman
Oct 26, 2009


Who are they?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Musk trying to get advertisers back "well yes our userbase is only a fraction of everyone else, but they spend more time here which is why we charge the same ad rates...wait where are you going?"

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Everyone knows you can just show more ads to less people more often and eventually they will want to buy your product.

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