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turns out the space force isn't a hilarious joke branch made to corral a bunch of boring satellite stuff into its own thing with a hefty dose of MiC graft tacked on, but a necessary move to staff those black triangles, which are ours. we're already fighting space wars and the ultra rich are looking for a world they can colonize and leave this overpopulated dump behind for, Elysium style.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:04
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Butternubs posted:The real conspiracy is that the US gov keeps pumping out these "whistleblowers" to release skiing squirrel level news stories to keep us distracted. not a very effective distraction when it occupies a small section of twitter and threads like this scattered around the internet. all the big news sites are covering all the usual poo poo. who is being distracted, and from what?
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Jun 6, 2023 01:06
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Objurium posted:Tail end of this, homedude says we have pilot bodies too. I haven't seen that reported elsewhere yet def makes him seem more credible and not like just another crank trying to cash in
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Jun 6, 2023 01:12
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Ms Adequate posted:not a very effective distraction when it occupies a small section of twitter and threads like this scattered around the internet. all the big news sites are covering all the usual poo poo. who is being distracted, and from what? if its all an op to distract people then its laser-focused on conspiracy nuts, probably because there's some crazy conspiracy poo poo going on and they dont want it getting onto the internet i think its allens though
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Jun 6, 2023 01:12
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Ms Adequate posted:not a very effective distraction when it occupies a small section of twitter and threads like this scattered around the internet Agreed, I saw 1000x the chatter about Apple's VR headset than I did about the ufo story. "It's a distraction" theory makes zero sense
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Jun 6, 2023 01:13
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Wheeee posted:can't figure out how to make alien tech go, but god drat these materials are dense and impervious to damage, time to just turn them into projectiles the breakaway force is going to colony drop earth after all the executives and old money folks are safely aboard the ark ships to permanently pull up the ladder
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Jun 6, 2023 01:13
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^^^ Terra Invicta was a limited hangout Some guy says some things, great. Good thing no one can lie if you swear you aren't lying Bodies recovered though, that's, huh. Somehow, that makes it just a little bit more plausible? To me at least. Idk
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Jun 6, 2023 01:14
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Feels like these whistleblowers know in the near future none of this knowledge can be contained so they are getting ahead of the curve and cashing out while there is still time.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:15
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if the guy said anything...ANYTHING besides the same garbo bullshit theyve been pushing since the star telegram took a picture of some stickboy holding tinfoil and balsa wood
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Jun 6, 2023 01:15
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blatman posted:if its all an op to distract people then its laser-focused on conspiracy nuts, probably because there's some crazy conspiracy poo poo going on and they dont want it getting onto the internet be extremely funny if it's all an op to distract us from the fact our peace treaty with the atlanteans is on the verge of collapse and they might start sinking ships 
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Jun 6, 2023 01:17
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I mean it would make sense why whales now are swallowing people up and sinking ships.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:19
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What if the aliens are actually chill and have sick recreational drugs
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Jun 6, 2023 01:21
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Google Butt posted:What if the aliens are actually chill and have sick recreational drugs would
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Jun 6, 2023 01:22
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Google Butt posted:What if the aliens are actually chill and have sick recreational drugs seems kinda sus that they have to travel across the galaxy to find a dealer who hasnt cut them off
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Jun 6, 2023 01:23
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Riot Bimbo posted:there's no chance humans are anything but dirt to them This and eating meat is a big part of it, I say as someone who constantly fails meatless monday WEH posted:assuming it’s real I’m genuinely dreading finding out why it’s fine to do so now. can’t imagine it’s because of anything good Expected cost of disclosure finally outweighed by expected cost of climate and social collapse blatman posted:if its all an op to distract people then its laser-focused on conspiracy nuts, probably because there's some crazy conspiracy poo poo going on and they dont want it getting onto the internet If there's the possibility of aliens saving us you're less likely to take a shot at an oil exec, and same
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Jun 6, 2023 01:23
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E Depois do Adeus posted:This and eating meat is a big part of it, I say as someone who constantly fails meatless monday maybe theyre actually adventurous eater looking for the next thrill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxI7B758XBQ
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Jun 6, 2023 01:25
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Yeah, he hasn't seen it and he can't show the proof, but we've got quite a number craft and bodies, and tune in to the full interview that will drop.... whenever. Nevermind. This is clearly a distraction from the TSwift/Healy breakup
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Jun 6, 2023 01:26
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we need to make sure to determine if the uap's are here to take our precious resources by scanning them for "probe their rear end, take their gas" bumperstickers
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Jun 6, 2023 01:26
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Schmoe Cwead posted:seems kinda sus that they have to travel across the galaxy to find a dealer who hasnt cut them off problem is they only have mids so they had to come here
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Jun 6, 2023 01:27
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E Depois do Adeus posted:This and eating meat is a big part of it, I say as someone who constantly fails meatless monday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gz9Vj8TMCc
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Jun 6, 2023 01:28
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It sounds like there is no open dialogue between the greys and government based on the info Grusch has leaked so far which is too bad. If they are willing to visit us but not willing to try to communicate it seems like there is a greater chance they are here for nefarious purposes. Hope I'm wrong!
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Jun 6, 2023 01:31
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Its more complex then this but they are just looking at us thinking they are willingly and knowingly destroying their environment by pumping all this crap out yet they don't do anything about it. Come off as pretty stupid.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:31
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THIS_IS_FINE posted:It sounds like there is no open dialogue between the greys and government based on the info Grusch has leaked so far which is too bad. If they are willing to visit us but not willing to try to communicate it seems like there is a greater chance they are here for nefarious purposes. Hope I'm wrong! our government is underestimating their threat much like the viet cong
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Jun 6, 2023 01:33
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The Saucer Hovers posted:look, china...like... you proooooobably dont want to start world war three with a country that has alien raygun and saucer technologies. UNLESS youve got the tech tree advanced that far too then maybe we can talk about having a war Maaaaaan it would so clutch if this thing was a psi op attempt to spook China out of Taiwan due to the overwhelming current advantages of Chinese Naval and anti ship deployed technology. Like if thats the actual play holy moly are we in trouble.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:39
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Hmm, do I want a new av
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Jun 6, 2023 01:44
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did tyhey say what the ship looks like yet
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Jun 6, 2023 01:45
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THIS_IS_FINE posted:It sounds like there is no open dialogue between the greys and government based on the info Grusch has leaked so far which is too bad. If they are willing to visit us but not willing to try to communicate it seems like there is a greater chance they are here for nefarious purposes. Hope I'm wrong! they’ll go away just like covid did if we ignore it enough.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:45
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:did tyhey say what the ship looks like yet i want 50s saucer all shiny with lights and little wheels on its tripod legs
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Jun 6, 2023 01:48
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and a clear dome in the middle obvioisly
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Jun 6, 2023 01:48
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Basic Poster posted:Maaaaaan it would so clutch if this thing was a psi op attempt to spook China out of Taiwan due to the overwhelming current advantages of Chinese Naval and anti ship deployed technology. thats been the play since we knew the soviets were beating us at the space race
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Jun 6, 2023 01:49
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Schmoe Cwead posted:seems kinda sus that they have to travel across the galaxy to find a dealer who hasnt cut them off https://i.imgur.com/10lqNFf.mp4
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Jun 6, 2023 01:49
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:did tyhey say what the ship looks like yet no but i can assure you it's very cool
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Jun 6, 2023 01:50
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THIS_IS_FINE posted:It sounds like there is no open dialogue between the greys and government based on the info Grusch has leaked so far which is too bad. If they are willing to visit us but not willing to try to communicate it seems like there is a greater chance they are here for nefarious purposes. Hope I'm wrong! And now, hear me out. What if, they were in a dialog with the parts of the world that are not the USA?
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Jun 6, 2023 01:53
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just saw this on reddit and had a sensible chucklequote:Roswell incident 1947. 2027 will be the 80th anniversary.
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Jun 6, 2023 01:53
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Sleekly posted:i want 50s saucer all shiny with lights and little wheels on its tripod legs  yes my man!!
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Jun 6, 2023 01:54
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Tekne posted:just saw this on reddit and had a sensible chuckle  as foretold 
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Jun 6, 2023 01:54
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Posted May 30th: https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/13vzbeb/washington_post_story/quote:Washington Post Story?
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Jun 6, 2023 01:55
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Jun 6, 2023 01:55
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when this conspiracy hits 88 years old you're gonna see some serious poo poo
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Jun 6, 2023 01:58
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u can roughly track how advanced a civilisation is by how much of their poo poo is covered in rgb lights, we are like cave men to them with our rgb ram sticks and tv stands while they shine down on us from above with their cross-dimensional lighting solutions
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