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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



The Residents!

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chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

Missing the guys who show up on a 9 minute cadence from hitting snooze on those for a couple hours.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Gary is giving me big “hey great job guys we’re gonna buy you pizza as thanks” vibes

Yeah, the only two valid choices there are The Great Hungerer or Warlord KHAARGH. My own flying monkey? Yeah, great, I'd love a flying poo poo machine with opposable thumbs.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Surely we can do better than this

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
RIP in peace

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

RIP 'Bling Empire' star Anna Shay?

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
Robert Hanssen

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It's always the Simpsons thre-- hey wait what?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/pBIwTr2.mp4

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

reported

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wait do they really have that because I... might believe it

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I could believe it too so I Googled it, and it looks like it's a no. I buy some outdoorsy stuff from them sometimes that no one else in the area carries in-store and I'm already on the edge about shopping there because of their guns and hunter worship, they were about to go on my boycott list.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait do they really have that because I... might believe it

What they hell you think they're doing in that pyramid after hours?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What they hell you think they're doing in that pyramid after hours?



I assumed they would do what anyone occupying a pyramid would do: ponder the stars and commune with the gods

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Lol no stars shine on memphis

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What they hell you think they're doing in that pyramid after hours?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYE-1HfReQo

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrv_n7DNls

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

nice

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Lmao

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
I don’t know how or when I first saw that video but it was much too young. For a long while I wasn’t sure if I made it up or something.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Me remembering this

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

look at this nerd whose never been to an orgy :lol:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Just sit and refract

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

Just sit and refract

I die a little more every time

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Why would you ever do that, give them your essence like that?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



He needs to play more of those “Try not to cum” games I keep seeing advertised.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Cartoon Man posted:

He needs to play more of those “Try not to cum” games I keep seeing advertised.

Or just accept that he lost the orgy and he needs to leave so everyone can have a huge laugh about him and his performance down to every detail

Edit: unless that’s what he’s into and in that case I don’t want to enable it

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

so orgies are the competitive, ranked sex that is implied by the existence of casual sex?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

bike tory posted:

so orgies are the competitive, ranked sex that is implied by the existence of casual sex?

if that's true, "drowned in pools" becomes a much more concerning reason for leaving early

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

so orgies are the competitive, ranked sex that is implied by the existence of casual sex?

it's only our atomized society that forces you to see it this way. Orgies are cooperative sex, you just tag someone in.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
This is a PVE orgy, actually

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


What a loser. The right thing to do is help support your other orgy-goers. Bringing them water or snacks. Helping physically pick somebody up so they can perform more interesting feats. Presumably your hands and your mouth still work so you got plenty of options. Be a team player not a me player

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