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More like Pee-lon
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Jun 6, 2023 05:24
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It's going to be insufferable when Elon inevitably pegs it.
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Jun 6, 2023 05:28
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...! posted:More like Pee-lon Shut 'er down, folks, it can't go up from here
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Jun 6, 2023 05:29
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Radio Paranoia posted:It's going to be insufferable when Elon inevitably pegs it. Yeah but the upside is after the intial wave of #GoneTooSoon  ing from his godawful fans, he'll be dead. Forever.
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Jun 6, 2023 05:38
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nine-gear crow posted:Yeah but the upside is after the intial wave of #GoneTooSoon He'll be preserved as a frozen meat popsicle though. He is definitely one of those people that will preserve their corpse after death in hopes of one day being revived. (In the unlikely event, that actually becomes a possibility, I hope the future civilization deems to throw his corpse into a volcano instead.)
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Jun 6, 2023 05:53
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We will also get to laugh at them
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Jun 6, 2023 05:57
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IShallRiseAgain posted:He'll be preserved as a frozen meat popsicle though. He is definitely one of those people that will preserve their corpse after death in hopes of one day being revived. (In the unlikely event, that actually becomes a possibility, I hope the future civilization deems to throw his corpse into a volcano instead.) Hopefully the same thing happens to the newly-revived Elon that happens to Peter Weyland in Prometheus. Whoever brings Elon back to life asks him what he thinks he's done to be worthy of more life, and after Elon stammers out a dumbfuck self-serving answer, he's beaten to death by the nearest object that has his corporate branding all over it.
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Jun 6, 2023 06:00
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nine-gear crow posted:Hopefully the same thing happens to the newly-revived Elon that happens to Peter Weyland in Prometheus. Whoever brings Elon back to life asks him what he thinks he's done to be worthy of more life, and after Elon stammers out a dumbfuck self-serving answer, he's beaten to death by the nearest object that has his corporate branding all over it. "I'm Rick, Bish!"
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Jun 6, 2023 06:07
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Armitage posted:boy RFK Jr. sounded like this, this has got to be the Kennedy Dynasty death rattle lol. He has something that causes his vocal chords to spasm uncontrollably
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Jun 6, 2023 06:11
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Radio Paranoia posted:It's going to be insufferable when Elon inevitably pegs it. I'm willing to test this hypothesis sooner rather than later.
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Jun 6, 2023 06:18
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Elon’s popsicle will wind up the way of every turn of the century lamp at an estate sale for old people
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Jun 6, 2023 06:54
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Radio Paranoia posted:It's going to be insufferable when Elon inevitably pegs it. The obits in the NYT and The Economist will be worse than the posts from his fans.
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Jun 6, 2023 09:18
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yes because they're so subdued while he's alive
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Jun 6, 2023 10:28
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They'll lament that his heart exploded due to a colossal stimulant overdose because he was working SO HARD on bettering humanity, you guys!! Also work in a "survived by Grimes" line in there somewhere, so he can creep on her one last time while making it about Elon.
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Jun 6, 2023 10:32
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It’s gonna be the whole “he is a complicated, productive genius with inscrutable politics” thing, but amplified by the somber decorum obituaries have. When Trump kicks it we’re also going to have to deal with overly respectful “though he had his ideological opponents, he was undeniably a towering figure in politics and culture” from “centrist” publications.
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Jun 6, 2023 10:34
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https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1665819680219561985
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Jun 6, 2023 10:48
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It's almost like having the money to buy access to power is the same thing as having that power yourself 
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Jun 6, 2023 12:03
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The local school board is unelected dictators. Elon is the man of the people. People make fun of his one-word replies, but honestly while he's working 17 hour days I don't see how he finds time to tweet at all.
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Jun 6, 2023 12:27
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lol
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Jun 6, 2023 12:37
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elon bought the dick sucking factory and works the line
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Jun 6, 2023 12:40
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He removed all safety features and now they offer the most STDs in the country.
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Jun 6, 2023 12:56
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IShallRiseAgain posted:He'll be preserved as a frozen meat popsicle though. He is definitely one of those people that will preserve their corpse after death in hopes of one day being revived. (In the unlikely event, that actually becomes a possibility, I hope the future civilization deems to throw his corpse into a volcano instead.) He already looks like hes been thawed out in a warm room for a few days, just enough time for the bloat to set back in
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Jun 6, 2023 14:22
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More of a depressurisation accident look imo.
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Jun 6, 2023 14:28
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Jun 6, 2023 15:00
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1666080505908039680
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Jun 6, 2023 15:08
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lmao he's gonna panhandle all the way down
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Jun 6, 2023 15:20
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Didn't Jack made a new social network? Why's he still using Twitter?
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Jun 6, 2023 15:23
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Saoshyant posted:Didn't Jack made a new social network? Why's he still using Twitter? Because Jack is pretty much the same guy as Elon, just not quite so stupid.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:27
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Saoshyant posted:Didn't Jack made a new social network? Why's he still using Twitter? He needs to stop being a figurehead for bitcoin scamming and pumping and dumping society itself IMO.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:33
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It's like clockwork 
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Jun 6, 2023 15:40
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How many millions has he sold today? Enough to cover his immediate and unavoidable bills?
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Jun 6, 2023 15:41
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He has assets beyond the enormous stakes in hugely overvalued companies, right? He can't possibly have been driven to needing to pump and dump crypto to get access to liquid capital
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Jun 6, 2023 15:45
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Sentient Data posted:He has assets beyond the enormous stakes in hugely overvalued companies, right? He can't possibly have been driven to needing to pump and dump crypto to get access to liquid capital I'm pretty sure that's most of his value. He was in the trillions for a while, suddenly has a fifth of that, and has Wallet shell companies. Crash bitcoin asap IMO, especially because the rich are dependent on it.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:51
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Yeah but not much, one theory as to why he suddenly wanted to back out of buying Twitter was that he over leveraged on crypto when the bottom fell out since he started making noise about backing out like the day after the crash.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:51
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1666080214693322755 You stupid gently caress. Then again, if anyone was going to be buffeted from a national default.....
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Jun 6, 2023 16:03
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Saoshyant posted:Didn't Jack made a new social network? Why's he still using Twitter? Apparently his new site is almost as big of a mess as Elon's Twitter.
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Jun 6, 2023 16:16
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*leans over into the microphone* ELON MUSK, YOU SHOULD INSIDE-JOB CRASH BITCOIN PERMANENTLY SO A NEW CONTENDER LIKE YOUR DOGECOIN CAN ARISE.
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Jun 6, 2023 16:18
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If you crash the US economy by not raising the debt ceiling, dogecoin could be the replacement for the US dollar
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Jun 6, 2023 16:20
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1666080214693322755 Isn't basically all of his money in TSLA shares? It seems like he'd be the least buffeted from national default of anyone in the US, if not the world. Not a lot of Tesla sales in a global economic meltdown.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Isn't basically all of his money in TSLA shares? It seems like he'd be the least buffeted from national default of anyone in the US, if not the world. Not a lot of Tesla sales in a global economic meltdown. Ooohh, good point. Once again, his stupidity defies original estimates.
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