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what is it with bitcoin and the urge to keep detailed mycrimes.txt
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Jun 6, 2023 13:55
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Excelzior posted:what is it with bitcoin and the urge to keep detailed mycrimes.blockchain
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Jun 6, 2023 14:11
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they're all idiots who've convinced themselves that they're too smart to be caught
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Jun 6, 2023 14:21
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:I strongly suspect that at least some of these dead bitcoin billionaires, potentially including Mr. poopscoop, faked their deaths to cash out and escape creditors/disgruntled criminal partners
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Jun 6, 2023 14:23
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The immutable record of criminal conspiracies that cannot be deleted or changed after the fact, providing a cryptographically secure basis for prosecution credits. Backed by math!
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Jun 6, 2023 14:24
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kw0134 posted:The immutable record of criminal conspiracies that cannot be deleted or changed after the fact, providing a cryptographically secure basis for prosecution credits. Backed by math! The setup for the most boring heist movie: need to break 50% computing power on the Crime Blockchain to modify the record
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Jun 6, 2023 14:29
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Only Bitcoin can solve the trilemma of money laundering, noncompliance and ponzi.
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Jun 6, 2023 14:43
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Chainclaw posted:The setup for the most boring heist movie: need to break 50% computing power on the Crime Blockchain to modify the record you son of a bitch, I'm in (federal prison)
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Jun 6, 2023 15:12
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Chainclaw posted:The setup for the most boring heist movie: need to break 50% computing power on the Crime Blockchain to modify the record Honestly? Disagree. 1. Gives good reason for globe trotting escapades, 2. Allows arbitrarily many set pieces and break in montages to fill screen time 3. Sets up obvious twist that the team nerd is a backstabbing psycho Sure, Bitcoin sucks, but that's an okay movie premise
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Jun 6, 2023 15:21
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Excelzior posted:you son of a bitch, I'm in (federal prison) This is good for bitcoin
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Jun 6, 2023 15:35
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ikanreed posted:Honestly? Disagree. They have to do a synchronized heist at three data center locations, each with their own unique challenges. The one on a farm in rural Indiana is being raided by the feds and the owner is getting into a shoot out as they're trying to insert their change.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:40
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The whole final scene is scored by Fleetwood Mac's The Chain.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:56
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<studio exec>: If you can work in a chase on top of a train while throwing penny shavings and killing a bear whale by giving him all the real money he wants, we’ll green light it!
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Jun 6, 2023 15:57
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Excelzior posted:what is it with bitcoin and the urge to keep detailed mycrimes.txt I think this is more a generational thing than a bitcoin thing. You hear about similar dumb bullshit now and again with college weed dealers getting caught with my_drug_sales.xlsx on their desktop.
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Jun 6, 2023 16:00
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There's a weird bathtub curve for how likely it is someone is going to get in trouble for trusting a computer too much. On the one hand you have elderly people who don't quite grasp that once something's on facebook it's there forever. Then in the middle you've got a generation of 50-30 year olds who grew up with computers being new and saw first hand how much of a gently caress the early internet could be. Then you've got a younger cohort that grew up with devices that just work and who always banked via an app etc. who don't really seem to consider how easy it is for someone else to get your info. Like, of course I store my_crimes.txt and drug_sales.xlsx on my phone, that's where I also have my shopping list and my reminder to take my medication and my bank account info and all my photos (both salacious and innocent) etc.
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Jun 6, 2023 16:03
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Cyrano4747 posted:I think this is more a generational thing than a bitcoin thing. You hear about similar dumb bullshit now and again with college weed dealers getting caught with my_drug_sales.xlsx on their desktop. It's hard to find clips still around, but there was a crime drama in 2007, Life, that had a drug dealer who hid their drug sales in Prince of Persia Two Thrones on the Xbox. There was a climatic scene where all the cops were trying to beat the level that the excel spreadsheet was hidden behind, it was one of the dumbest TV moments I've seen.
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Jun 6, 2023 16:04
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zedprime posted:That's fun to think about. But also consider what your brain's risk management center must look like if you're big into crypto and then what would happen if you apply that risk management to something actually deadly like swimming in the ocean. the people who I suspect of faking their deaths are the more “criminally inclined” coiners who were criminals before bitcoin came around (i.e. popescu) and who moved into crypto to make accessing their criminal wealth easier. these people aren’t hiding from the SEC, they’re hiding from the bratva, triads etc.
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Jun 6, 2023 16:20
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The 2013 TV show "Almost Human" is set in 2048 and shows people using "Bitcoin Sticks" to instantly transfer funds, so clearly they have ironed out the problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXcxP6LuYk
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Jun 6, 2023 16:31
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Chainclaw posted:The setup for the most boring heist movie: need to break 50% computing power on the Crime Blockchain to modify the record This was pretty much the end of the movie Nerve
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Jun 6, 2023 16:52
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Chainclaw posted:It's hard to find clips still around, but there was a crime drama in 2007, Life, that had a drug dealer who hid their drug sales in Prince of Persia Two Thrones on the Xbox. There was a climatic scene where all the cops were trying to beat the level that the excel spreadsheet was hidden behind, it was one of the dumbest TV moments I've seen. This is the movie Cloak and Dagger, where state secrets were encoded onto a game cartridge that fell into the hands of a plucky teenage protagonist I remember liking the movie but that was also the age where I liked every movie I watched, in the Before Times
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Jun 6, 2023 16:57
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No I remember that clip, you have the one guy who's all super confident about his game play abilities but he keeps dying, then this other guy notices this woman in the back is pretending to hold the game controller and pushing ghost buttons along with the gameplay because she's a REAL GAMER, and they get her to do it and she wins. In trying to look it up I somehow got a news article about SBF 
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Jun 6, 2023 17:04
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I watched Fast X a couple weeks ago and in one scene the bad guy steals the good guy's money and moves it around with crypto. It's the exact same scene in every other film but it's 2023 so instead of just saying they got hacked, it's now they did it with crypto.
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Jun 6, 2023 17:07
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Here you go, people. Wonder how much Ubisoft paid to be featured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2gTolXO8E
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Jun 6, 2023 17:31
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Jun 6, 2023 17:38
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CZ recommends using a VPN, it’s for more than just securities fraud.
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Jun 6, 2023 17:46
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Cyrano4747 posted:I think this is more a generational thing than a bitcoin thing. You hear about similar dumb bullshit now and again with college weed dealers getting caught with my_drug_sales.xlsx on their desktop. a lot of people don't really appreciate how much better cops have gotten about using technology to get arrests. by way of example, they think that deleting messages from facebook/deleting their profile means those messages are gone forever, but Facebook is more than happy to send off their copies of it to any PD with a warrant (which isn't heard to get). or they don't know that PDs have task forces that just browse local social media all day to catch kids self-snitching. it's pretty scary, i've seen them use fitness tracker apps to prove someone didn't run away from the scene of a crime and instead tried to hide evidence. this music video got so many goddamn kids arrested. (and the buildings condemned and destroyed.)
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Jun 6, 2023 17:50
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Still think about that one Chinese bitcoin exhcange owner publicly musing on twitter about how to trick the government in to thinking they were doing less business than they were
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Jun 6, 2023 17:59
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When you post on the internet you should strive to maintain a roughly 75% bullshit to 25% truthful ratio. Make it difficult to tell signal from noise, and it's easier to spin a web of lies from a kernel of truth than to build it from the ground up. The best option is to simply not post anywhere ever.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:02
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Desert Bus posted:When you post on the internet you should strive to maintain a roughly 75% bullshit to 25% truthful ratio. Make it difficult to tell signal from noise, and it's easier to spin a web of lies from a kernel of truth than to build it from the ground up. it comes down to the people behind bitcoin and most scams not being as smart as they think and eventually loving up because they're also greedy and egotistical.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:04
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At the very least, do not post about your crimes under your real name right beside a big picture of your real face.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:04
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I was going to make a joke about keeping your my_crimes.xlsx spreadsheet in Minecraft but then I found out you can actually make Minecraft in Excel.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:13
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ynohtna posted:Here you go, people. Wonder how much Ubisoft paid to be featured. This is incredible. It's every bit as bad as described. I love it.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:22
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BlackIronHeart posted:I was going to make a joke about keeping your my_crimes.xlsx spreadsheet in Minecraft but then I found out you can actually make Minecraft in Excel. There's a long standing gag that any game that supports circuit logic will eventually be able to play a copy of itself within its own environment. Dwarf Fortress is particular gets a lot of this. People have made impressive things like calculators and emulated digital displays.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:29
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notwithoutmyanus posted:It is like a page out of freep. He even cites this lmao @ the knee jerk sorta-dogwhistle ((((their)))) agenda that comes outta these guys mouths whenever something bad happens
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Jun 6, 2023 18:39
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as if it's not just words by stupid people.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the people who I suspect of faking their deaths are the more “criminally inclined” coiners who were criminals before bitcoin came around (i.e. popescu) and who moved into crypto to make accessing their criminal wealth easier. these people aren’t hiding from the SEC, they’re hiding from the bratva, triads etc. Surely the easier criminal conspiracy is the loan sharks sent them for a swim in a riptide.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:49
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Desert Bus posted:The best option is to simply not post anywhere ever. 
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Jun 6, 2023 19:34
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bitcoin i hardly know coin
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Jun 6, 2023 19:43
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Desert Bus posted:When you post on the internet you should strive to maintain a roughly 75% bullshit to 25% truthful ratio. Make it difficult to tell signal from noise, and it's easier to spin a web of lies from a kernel of truth than to build it from the ground up. Can't wait until employers, insurers, governments etc consider lack of activity to be suspicious and shitlist you unless you have a convincingly active dataprint
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Jun 6, 2023 19:56
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Strategic Tea posted:Can't wait until employers, insurers, governments etc consider lack of activity to be suspicious and shitlist you unless you have a convincingly active dataprint Several employers have already gotten into poo poo by demanding access to all your social media, and claiming you gave them fake profiles when you point out that your linkedin was last logged into a year ago when you last did job hunting. poo poo, some border control/customs offices did the same thing in some countries.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I think this is more a generational thing than a bitcoin thing. You hear about similar dumb bullshit now and again with college weed dealers getting caught with my_drug_sales.xlsx on their desktop. always thread-relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9NyVZWuVcQ
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