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Grognan posted:Cringe comes in, Cringes comes out im very cringe
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Jun 7, 2023 04:35
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These aliens need to fix the climate change so we aren’t sweating and freaking out like this. rear end. Holes.
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Jun 7, 2023 04:47
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I've seen the movies. Aliens can't solve climate change because they are causing it so that they can get some weird resource from us we would never expect once we are all dead. They solved interstellar travel but don't have porcelain toilets and billions have died due to acidic shits that dissolve every material they can create on their planet.
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Jun 7, 2023 04:56
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Just a Moron posted:Today was actually really nice outside 
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Jun 7, 2023 05:03
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Rectal Death Adept posted:I've seen the movies. Aliens can't solve climate change because they are causing it so that they can get some weird resource from us we would never expect once we are all dead. That weird material's name? Plastic.
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Jun 7, 2023 06:12
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There's an out of control wildfire 30 kilometres northwest of us. Despite northwest and westerly winds we aren't getting any smoke, just clear skies. This is due to either a quirk in the local geography or NAFTA's kicked in and we're now obligated to export the majority of our smoke to the U.S. as soon as it's produced. All of Vancouver Island is now in Level 2 drought conditions (0-5 scale). It's June 6th.  Soggy Muffin posted:I am still here. You are probably one of those polluters that flushes your toilet every use. I only flush it once a week, only once during the month of april. I use a biodegradable towel for my bottom Hey, I care about the biodiversity of my septic tank. Those little shitbugs need regular infusions of fresh oxygenated water to stay healthy.
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Jun 7, 2023 06:33
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Was contemplating solar panels but haven't factored in international smoke drift dampening panel effectiveness.
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Jun 7, 2023 06:38
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Rip Testes posted:Was contemplating solar panels but haven't factored in international smoke drift dampening panel effectiveness. Have we learned nothing from The Animatrix BRB gonna vivisect my neighbour and turn them into a battery
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Jun 7, 2023 06:58
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Just a Moron posted:Woah woah woah woah, when did Canada overtake the U.S. in terms of up and coming fascism?
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Jun 7, 2023 07:03
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Trudeau is euthanizing and disarming our population to prepare for the inevitable American migration after the southern half of their country becomes an inhospitable nightmare But gently caress that we’ll burn the place down first
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Jun 7, 2023 07:09
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Durf posted:Trudeau is euthanizing and disarming our population to prepare for the inevitable American migration after the southern half of their country becomes an inhospitable nightmare Canada should burn the white house down again imo
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Jun 7, 2023 07:11
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i think ill go to vegas this year
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Jun 7, 2023 07:14
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cash crab posted:i think ill go to vegas this year more like cash scorpion
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Jun 7, 2023 07:46
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cum jabbar posted:i get my smoke from windy.com bc its prettier  
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Jun 7, 2023 08:16
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https://twitter.com/CanadianPolling/status/1665917818473201665 lmfaoooo
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Jun 7, 2023 08:23
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Lol holy poo poo
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Jun 7, 2023 08:29
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*me, shopping for an unambiguous sign that "this is it" and it's time to bug the gently caress out* mmm, do you have anything that's a little more, I don't knowwwww.... this is just a bit toooo, you know... on the other hand, maybe? this is SO HARD UGH
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Jun 7, 2023 09:01
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Let me just check in the back *opens staff door and an unspeakable amount of filthy water pours out with hurricane force*
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Jun 7, 2023 09:21
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The sheer amount of haze here in the Northeast over the last 14 hours from the Canada fires is causing a lot of my friends to crack ping https://twitter.com/nycgov/status/1666243478047604736?s=20 https://twitter.com/Lenscap/status/1666264199255715843
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Jun 7, 2023 13:02
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i originally built my corsi cube for covid, now its getting a second life for wildfires 'that funny feeling' about everything going to hell is one thing, but to lose a point on our smug superiority over PNW losers is heartbreaking
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Jun 7, 2023 13:45
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I vote Thelma Krug for the IPCC commission. Just an incredible name.
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Jun 7, 2023 13:55
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Where is the "wildfires are natural" poster. I'm curious what geological date range we need to cite now for this cope.
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Jun 7, 2023 13:57
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for as long as i can remember there's always been record-breaking wildfire season before june however this is because i have no short or long term memory
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Jun 7, 2023 14:10
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Oglethorpe posted:bookmark https://fire.airnow.gov/ jesus christ, that wasn't pollen irritating our eyes in the ozarks yesterday, that was canadian smoke
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Jun 7, 2023 14:21
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 very hazy morning here in northern Ohio. weird stuff folks
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Jun 7, 2023 14:28
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https://twitter.com/BPacuku/status/1666241579298824193
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Jun 7, 2023 14:33
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Hmm. Plant growth and hummingbird migration 5 weeks late, forest fire activity 8 weeks early. Soil temperature still relatively cool @15o but drying out so fast it's going hydrophobic. Port Alberni (small city on the west side of Vancouver Island) bouncing between 30o day and 4o night temperatures. Seems less than ideal. Good thing we don't grow much food here.
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Jun 7, 2023 14:36
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Chris James 2 posted:The sheer amount of haze here in the Northeast over the last 14 hours from the Canada fires is causing a lot of my friends to crack ping Oh yeah, it's pretty hard into the "not loving normal" side of things. Good thing this will start happening every year and people will quickly normalize it, otherwise someone might actually have to worry.
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Jun 7, 2023 14:47
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Don't worry about the wildfire smoke - it's just the CRTC allowing Canadian content to flow south more strongly this time.
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Jun 7, 2023 15:31
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edit: double post!Hexigrammus posted:Hmm. Plant growth and hummingbird migration 5 weeks late, forest fire activity 8 weeks early. Soil temperature still relatively cool @15o but drying out so fast it's going hydrophobic. Port Alberni (small city on the west side of Vancouver Island) bouncing between 30o day and 4o night temperatures. Seems less than ideal. Good thing we don't grow much food here. smoobles posted:
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Jun 7, 2023 15:32
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Jun 7, 2023 16:49
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it's fine, how many trees does canada even have to burn? besides, once you burn all the trees you cannot burn them again ipso facto on a long enough time scale the amount of trees burnt will approach 0 checkmate doomers
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Jun 7, 2023 16:54
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Jun 7, 2023 17:00
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brakeless posted:it's fine, how many trees does canada even have to burn?
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Jun 7, 2023 17:02
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It's those drat carbon credits forests. Stop planting trees you're just fueling the fires.
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Jun 7, 2023 17:25
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lol
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Jun 7, 2023 17:33
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Jun 7, 2023 17:37
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bawfuls posted:they can't have many left after this, didn't BC and Alberta burn just a month ago? when the Canadian Shield gets properly going with a fire, it's gonna be fuckin apocalyptic
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Jun 7, 2023 17:38
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My wife commented on how beautiful last night's blood red sunset (Northeast Ohio, on Lake Erie) was... but, I knew. I knew why it was like that and I couldn't even appreciate the aesthetic beauty of it... I only felt the waves of doom pulsate through my body. For that, I blame all of you, and the PetroDragonic Apocalypse: or Dawn of Eternal Night - An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation 
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Jun 7, 2023 17:38
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https://waqi.info/#/c/43.705/-79.384/11.3z [chuckles] i'm in danger
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Jun 7, 2023 18:12
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