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Frank Frank posted:I am disappointed that buttmetropolis.com doesn’t exist You gotta include the spaces
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Heath posted:You gotta include the spaces Liar 
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Frank Frank posted:I am disappointed that buttmetropolis.com doesn’t exist if you build it, he will cum
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B u t t m e t r o p o l i s . c o m
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:B u t t m e t r o p o l i s . c o m zombo.com but for butts.
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I would like to go to the butt metropolis
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Shake that buttropolis; cause an earthquake
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tgacon posted:Also, having her lactate perpetually is actually a pretty good way of keeping from getting pregnant again. Gross and counterproductive--that's trad for you.
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Oldie but a goodie that re entered my feed because it's Pride month. https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1405141470500339712?s=20
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uber_stoat posted:im having, a strokk,e https://twitter.com/forester932/status/1666281335202217985?s=46&t=zT_I03vxpg3zsfxl4cf83A
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Air Skwirl posted:Oldie but a goodie that re entered my feed because it's Pride month. https://twitter.com/StCatStandard/status/1665497586759872512?s=20 The dumbest city Also please please pleaseeeee tell me the other tiktok about drip king is a parody pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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https://twitter.com/JoeRoganButtCum/status/1666255910136692737 europeans man https://twitter.com/necrobranson/status/1405723798427537411 https://twitter.com/dorrismccomics/status/1666437197371768836 Yeah, fuckin a zoux has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Jun 7, 2023 |
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Chitin posted:Is this the real Richard Stink? Exactly what I thought. Must've been based on this guy, at least partially.
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https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1666462933604265990 He was a real one
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https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1005469381126643717 RIP King
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Morpheus posted:Exactly what I thought. Must've been based on this guy, at least partially. Oh my god, if y'all haven't heard of Jeremy Fragrance...  https://www.gq.com/story/jeremy-fragrance-tiktok-interview a recent GQ article posted:One afternoon earlier this month at a convention center in Hamburg, Germany, fragrance influencer Jeremy Fragrance runs out on stage dressed in all white and begins leading the crowd in a chant. “Kraft,” Fragrance yells (it’s German for “power”). The crowd yells it back. Minutes later, in the middle of being interviewed, Fragrance leaps from his seat and starts doing one-handed push-ups. 
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https://twitter.com/BSO/status/1666490370820038676 You have to say alleged or you can get sued for libel. https://twitter.com/BabyGronk5/status/1666430395938643974 I'd put some of those bands away to pay for the years and years of therapy this kind of social media exposure at this age will entail. zoux has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Jun 7, 2023 |
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That kid does not look happy in any of the photos on "his" timeline Straight people will do poo poo like this to their kids but somehow it's the gays who are groomers I hate this country
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:That kid does not look happy in any of the photos on "his" timeline You seem unrizzed.
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:That kid does not look happy in any of the photos on "his" timeline tbf kids are loving awkward and that expression just looks like a preteen trying to look tough.
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:That kid does not look happy in any of the photos on "his" timeline But he stole Flimkontina from the Wupurg Baron
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Did you guys know that the sky is weird in NYC!!!
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zoux posted:Did you guys know that the sky is weird in NYC!!! Please, think of the bodega cats 
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steinrokkan posted:But he stole Flimkontina from the Wupurg Baron Wasn't that Mmm...Mlurp?
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https://twitter.com/DefectorMedia/status/1666447430907318272 https://twitter.com/HAY_is_4_horses/status/1666413251641372672 https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1666248610088988673 https://twitter.com/MattZeitlin/status/1666169153718308865 https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1666203313216315403 https://twitter.com/tylergaca/status/1666275270670819328 zoux posted:Did you guys know that the sky is weird in NYC!!! I hear they fold their pizza?!?
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Sweet do I get nicotine too? It's just the cancer part without any enjoyment at all, isn't it
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1666462933604265990 You forgot to post his final tweet: https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1666246676409905152?s=20
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zoux posted:You seem unrizzed. Clearly I am not rizzed up. Poops Mcgoots posted:tbf kids are loving awkward and that expression just looks like a preteen trying to look tough. Maybe, but either way that is a middle schooler playing football and being hyped up as someone who needs to be already thinking about what college to choose, poo poo cannot be healthy steinrokkan posted:But he stole Flimkontina from the Wupurg Baron I think that was Colton Burpo
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Clearly I am not rizzed up. Still haven’t forgiven Colton for what he did to Colgy P
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One of my old coworkers was in a wedding party with like 16 other bridesmaids and the bride didn't let her bring a plus 1 because she hadn't been dating her partner for "long enough" as determined by the bride. The funny part is that she called into one of those radio morning show gossip things and it ended up getting back to the bride and turned into a huge thing.
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