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tek79
Jun 16, 2008

nine-gear crow posted:



Mike Pence's presidential campaign header looks like it's the logo for a local family restaurant chain lol

From the late 1970s. Like where you'd get a pickle loaf sandwich with a side of potato salad for $1.25.

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

nine-gear crow posted:

And his rear end in a top hat brother Doug has been the premier of Ontario for 5 years now and has basically destroyed the province, proving definitively that the wrong Ford brother died first.

Rob was a tragic figure but Doug is definitely just an rear end in a top hat. I wouldn't want either running anything larger than a sticker shop though.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Just remembered something

Like 15 years ago I went to my ex's house for Thanksgiving and her upper-middle class grandmother was the host and she was like, in a very 'i know better than you' convservative tone, "well I am thankful for the Bush family, they seem so wholesome and very loving and are guiding our country so well"

I should have throw a pie in her face

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

nine-gear crow posted:



Mike Pence's presidential campaign header looks like it's the logo for a local family restaurant chain lol

Oh yeah, look at those wedge serifs. This is just what the Pence campaign needs, that slick, modern, 1950s feel.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Shanghaied posted:

Oh yeah, look at those wedge serifs. This is just what the Pence campaign needs, that slick, modern, 1950s feel.

People keep saying "wow does the GOP really think Trump is the only viable candidate they have" and it's like :lol: look at the rest of these loving goobers: they are either stuck in the 1950s or utterly alien to human interaction

He's the only that remotely understands marketing or branding

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



they're catering to their target audience

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Civil posted:

It's almost worse than the one where he's getting text-ally penetrated by Trump

edit: textually



Lmao it’s so obviously intentional

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Lmao the House is currently paralyzed and nothing can get done


quote:

“A conservative rebellion has the Republican-led House of Representatives completely paralyzed for a second day in a row as the leadership remains unable to bring anything to the floor,” Punchbowl News reports.

“This is the most serious challenge to Speaker Kevin McCarthy since January’s grueling floor drama to win the gavel. And how the standoff is decided will have a big impact on McCarthy’s relationship with his right flank – and his leadership of the House.”

“Let’s be clear about this: If the leadership can’t even bring up bills on the House floor – like right now – it’s a crisis for McCarthy, House Majority Leader Steve Scalise and House Majority Whip Tom Emmer.”

“McCarthy and his leadership team are engaged in a furious round of finger pointing.”

The bill for the Speaker's chair has come due :kheldragar:

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
You know who's got a strong logo? My man Doug Burgum!

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

TulliusCicero posted:

People keep saying "wow does the GOP really think Trump is the only viable candidate they have" and it's like :lol: look at the rest of these loving goobers: they are either stuck in the 1950s or utterly alien to human interaction

He's the only that remotely understands marketing or branding

he doesn’t understand anything, op

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Toxic Mental posted:

Man, Abby Shapiro's husband is the most beard-looking person to ever exist. Jesus H.

abby shapiro's husband looks like he was at the stoning in life of brian

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao the House is currently paralyzed and nothing can get done

The bill for the Speaker's chair has come due :kheldragar:

It's time for George Santos to call for a new Speaker and nominate Kitara Revache

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





DaveWoo posted:

You know who's got a strong logo? My man Doug Burgum!



lmao stealing from progressive campaigns but somehow making it real boring.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
btw, if anyone's curious about the other candidates' logos:

https://twitter.com/DavidWright_7/status/1666450763969703938

https://twitter.com/DavidWright_7/status/1666453287271268352

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Serious_Cyclone posted:

It's time for George Santos to call for a new Speaker and nominate Kitara Revache

George gonna end all this with two seats somehow

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

nine-gear crow posted:



Mike Pence's presidential campaign header looks like it's the logo for a local family restaurant chain lol




Come for the meatloaf, stay for the bread pudding!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



git apologist posted:

he doesn’t understand anything, op

He does understand successful grift, in his wierd lizard brain

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Stryder posted:




Come for the meatloaf, stay for the bread pudding!

This is beautiful

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao the House is currently paralyzed and nothing can get done

The bill for the Speaker's chair has come due :kheldragar:

So it's back to popcorn then as the House GOP implodes? Sounds fun :munch:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



nine-gear crow posted:



Mike Pence's presidential campaign header looks like it's the logo for a local family restaurant chain lol

"We do horses right"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Greatest Hits

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

FASCISTS ALL!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Vivek and Burgum both honestly look kind of slick

The rest suck rear end though lmao

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao the House is currently paralyzed and nothing can get done

The bill for the Speaker's chair has come due :kheldragar:

Why don’t they initiate a new vote for Speaker? I thought any individual representative could do that.

Or, y’know, McCarthy could cobble together a coalition with some Dems. :lol:

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

teen witch posted:

This is beautiful

I think it speaks more about the campaign's designer that this literally took me 5 minutes in Pixelmator and most of that was just trying to match the second font.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Why don’t they initiate a new vote for Speaker? I thought any individual representative could do that.

Or, y’know, McCarthy could cobble together a coalition with some Dems. :lol:

Don't know why you repeated yourself

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



P RRY/HNSON

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Stryder posted:




Come for the meatloaf, stay for the bread pudding!

If I saw a sign like this, I know I’m getting some country fried steak with some white gravy and mashed taters.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
:yooge: nothing but the finest election interference, election interference like nobody has ever seen before, it's terrific

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1666494213121269775

Mike Pence: About half of a BLT, I guess?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

DaveWoo posted:

You know who's got a strong logo? My man Doug Burgum!


no one's electing dog cum

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Real glad that America looks to Iowa for cuisine trends

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




God, it's always red, white and blue with these uncreative assholes, isn't it? I get it, it's the flag colors, but they all sorta just blur together after a while so they all might as well just say "Insert Candidate Name Here."

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Mike Pence: The Maybe A Little Bit of Tabasco Sauce of the 2024 Presidential Election

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Stryder posted:




Come for the meatloaf, stay for the bread pudding!

:vince:

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Silly Burrito posted:

If I saw a sign like this, I know I’m getting some country fried steak with some white gravy and mashed taters.

And one of those green jello molds with tangerines bouncing around inside of it for dessert.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

InsertPotPun posted:

no one's electing dog cum

It's not dog cum it's Bug Burger get it right

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
That Burgum logo reminds me of something you’d see on a corroded billboard in one of the Fallout games

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's not dog cum it's Bug Burger get it right
dog burger

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Let's see here, shall we.



As we've already established: 1970s Buffet logo.



Expensive yet low-class seeming burger restaurant.



Whitening toothpaste that doesn't work.



That specialty magazine your meemaw never reads but can't figure out how to cancel the subscription to.



Really scummy defense contractor. Like Raytheon scummy.



Sportsware brand.



Parody of a fascist political party logo in a sci-fi movie mocked for being too goofy.



The Ripper Fart with Perry Johnson, weekends at 3:00 on OANN.



I think this guy's gonna get his rear end handed to him by JFK, I dunno guys.



TROMP

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