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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
P sure all the normal oems check your eyes now for lane assist stuff because they don't want to get in trouble for drivers that purposely fall asleep on the freeway

Tesla just has an anti mattering field when it comes to this

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

dew worm posted:

Newer Subarus have some sort of driver alert system so I’d say we are heading there

My work truck (2019/20? Ford) has this and its annoying and inconsistent. Always seems to come on when nothings actually happening

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

moist turtleneck posted:

P sure all the normal oems check your eyes now for lane assist stuff because they don't want to get in trouble for drivers that purposely fall asleep on the freeway

Tesla just has an anti mattering field when it comes to this

On Honda vehicles its not an eye check. For lane assist you have to have your hands touch the steering wheel at an undisclosed interval. For driver alertness, it's based on steering wheel corrections and drifting in the lane paired with the road departure system to shake the wheel and beep

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Sir Tonk posted:

im more curious why someone needs two mattresses same day, normally those are purchases that can be predicted years out.

flash mob porno

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Only the most sophisticated items can bypass the Tesla autopilot

https://www.ebay.com/itm/295716962831

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Happy Noodle Boy posted:

when are we getting tesla glasses am i right

It's already released, you just need to slam into a firetruck

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Does Tesla still release control back to the driver in event of an imminent collision so the driver can correct they can claim the driver was in control when the car plows into a small child?

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Yes.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1666489810838773760?t=3q95x223BJSp7i0bMZt-6g&s=19

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

a.lo posted:

my brother bought a tesla and a blue check decal for it. what could it mean?

he's owned you

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

And we still have no idea of what his politics are

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
He told us years ago. Just forgot the national part

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
wow that guy looks amazing for his age and his regimen of TRT and other gender affirming hormones

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Musk gonna call the parody AOC account 'sugartits'

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

SorePotato posted:

Gotta be some Airbnb bullshit

ah, good guess.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

when are we getting tesla glasses am i right

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


really feels like musk is stupid enough to not hide his antisemitism like the other right wing tech billionaires

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

really feels like musk is stupid enough to not hide his antisemitism like the other right wing tech billionaires

Shapiro calls Bernie a Bad Jew even when he lost family in the Holocaust and cites Great Replacement poo poo (which in its core is about Jews destroying white civilization). They purposefully whip up Nazi weirdos, do not give a poo poo and will back him up by pointing to some left-leaning guy saying Israel commits war crimes.

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/c_s_skeptic/status/1666477687546994688?s=46&t=c-J7OWymHbNvQekTSNjY-w

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
He can charge his car 10% in a week

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


tesla owner is moron

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I do know you gotta add like 5x that many cells to your house if you want an electric car and that's using net metering to deal with charging all night.

Still the trailer isn't as slapdash and poorly put together as the car

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

im sure towing around an extra thousand pounds will work out for him

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


looks like a fun day on twitter

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Love my Tesla, but it's kind of weird. I found it parked outside my house shining headlights through my kids window.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

moist turtleneck posted:

How much would you pay to look like an idiot and alienate the people around you. $11,000? $9,000?

$100,000

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Looks win

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


DesertIslandHermit posted:

Shapiro calls Bernie a Bad Jew even when he lost family in the Holocaust and cites Great Replacement poo poo (which in its core is about Jews destroying white civilization). They purposefully whip up Nazi weirdos, do not give a poo poo and will back him up by pointing to some left-leaning guy saying Israel commits war crimes.

in America that counts as hiding it. Just like how right wingers believe the only way a white person can ever be racist is by saying the N word, they believe the only way a person can ever be an anti semite is by directly blaming “the Jews” (phrased that way) for some social ill.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr1N9CcvKXM

This got linked in the YOSPOS thread and after watching it I am super stoked to see the carnage after the next SpaceX launch.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Sir Tonk posted:



looks like a fun day on twitter

Mine are FF16, fortnite, and rip Sheik. What are you looking at?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Can't stop thinking about how baby gronk is the new rizz king

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the iron sheik is dead rip to a real tweeter

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the iron sheik is dead rip to a real tweeter

No.. no!

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

eXXon posted:

Owning a Tezzie (short for Tesla if u dk) means ur epic and ftw (full throttle WINNING). Like if I had that dark gray matte painted Tezzie with tinted windows I saw yesterday I'd be all hey I'm Batman... ICE to see you... NOT!! haha owned

Tezzie has more letters. It's more like an endearment, which why I call mine Tesla-chan

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the iron sheik is dead rip to a real tweeter

The Yin to Trump's Yang

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
gently caress THE ELON MUSK

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

gently caress THE ELON MUSK

mad?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

sad

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

sorry to hear that, I hope your day gets better !

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1666560446424571905?t=uj6WsFccBvfmQMP6_bRTyA&s=19

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