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Tesseraction posted:comically enough I looked up who has died on this day and His funeral was the only thing on TV when my daughter was born. It was terrible
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idk, hell of a way to welcome her to the world: "good news sweetie satan's dead"
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Jun 5, 2023 13:26
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Jesus III posted:His funeral was the only thing on TV when my daughter was born. It was terrible
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Jun 6, 2023 01:46
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another step in the cycle of samsara
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Jun 6, 2023 02:17
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Hundred Ganandorfs to every link. No wonder he sleeps in. Must be exhausted.
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Jun 6, 2023 02:53
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i clean toilets now (it's a living). today i was contemplating a very deliberate mess and it was like doing a forensic analysis of blood spatter dynamics, except in this case it was piss spatter dynamics and my brilliant conclusion was that someone had stood upright on the toilet bowl and sprayed forth from that elevated height with great fury. i am sherlock holmes
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Jun 7, 2023 12:07
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BRJurgis posted:Hundred Ganandorfs to every link. I remember this hentai
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Jun 7, 2023 12:28
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a strange fowl posted:i am sherlock holmes
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Jun 7, 2023 14:56
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Paracaidas posted:Groindexter A regular Hercule Poorot.
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Jun 7, 2023 15:27
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a strange fowl posted:i clean toilets now (it's a living). today i was contemplating a very deliberate mess and it was like doing a forensic analysis of blood spatter dynamics, except in this case it was piss spatter dynamics and my brilliant conclusion was that someone had stood upright on the toilet bowl and sprayed forth from that elevated height with great fury. i am sherlock holmes People are really awful in public bathrooms.
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Jun 7, 2023 15:28
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a strange fowl posted:i clean toilets now (it's a living). today i was contemplating a very deliberate mess and it was like doing a forensic analysis of blood spatter dynamics, except in this case it was piss spatter dynamics and my brilliant conclusion was that someone had stood upright on the toilet bowl and sprayed forth from that elevated height with great fury. i am sherlock holmes The last thing I ever want to have to do in this life is clean the ladies' room after last call I've seen some things
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Jun 7, 2023 15:39
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a strange fowl posted:i clean toilets now (it's a living). today i was contemplating a very deliberate mess and it was like doing a forensic analysis of blood spatter dynamics, except in this case it was piss spatter dynamics and my brilliant conclusion was that someone had stood upright on the toilet bowl and sprayed forth from that elevated height with great fury. i am sherlock holmes i used to clean bar bathrooms and it was doing poo poo like this that got me through it
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Jun 7, 2023 18:49
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a strange fowl posted:i clean toilets now (it's a living). today i was contemplating a very deliberate mess and it was like doing a forensic analysis of blood spatter dynamics, except in this case it was piss spatter dynamics and my brilliant conclusion was that someone had stood upright on the toilet bowl and sprayed forth from that elevated height with great fury. i am sherlock holmes I think that everyone that works in offices or whatever should contribute to janitorial work. There wouldn't be nearly as many people pissing all over toilet seats if the toilet seat pissers occasionally had to clean it up themselves. It's not like they do that at home (or I hope not), but it's only when they think they can make it the problem of someone they don't respect.   I'm glad you're honing your poo poo detective skills. Another fun game is to try to make eye contact with people who think you're beneath them. They get really weird about it. cat botherer fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 05:05
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One time at the local after work we discovered that someone wasn't able to get into the sit-down toilet for a poo poo because some prick had locked it then climbed over to make it permanently "in use," so this guy had had to use one of the urinals. Always remember the gagging noises the bartender made as he tried to deal with the aftermath.
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Jun 8, 2023 13:51
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Put pants and a pair of boots in the small and do that. Never have to clean the toilet again. Also having fun idea about putting cardboard cutouts of people inside porta potties.
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Jun 8, 2023 14:06
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NANCY POO I can’t believe it took me this long to say Nancy Poo In case this is too American I should explain there’s a long-running kids book series about a teen girl detective named Nancy Drew
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Jun 8, 2023 14:42
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Pirate Radar posted:NANCY POO 
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Jun 8, 2023 14:58
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I was working at a Petco a few years back and some kid (like a teenager, not a toddler) poo poo on the floor as a hilarious joke. And when his dad who was in another part of the store found out, he laughed and they left without cleaning it up. I also got screamed at in the park once because some guy got pissed off that I told his idiot kid that he shouldn't chase and scare the birds at the park. People suck.
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Jun 8, 2023 15:19
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Professor Beetus posted:I was working at a Petco a few years back and some kid (like a teenager, not a toddler) poo poo on the floor as a hilarious joke. And when his dad who was in another part of the store found out, he laughed and they left without cleaning it up. christ that's horrible
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Jun 8, 2023 18:33
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:christ that's horrible I finally escaped retail a month ago and got a job with the state, and I am looking in that rearview with a smile on my face. I'll loving go homeless before spending another god drat day working in retail. e: working retail or food service should be a compulsory service for a couple years after graduation from either high school OR college, like Israel does with the IDF except without killing children, ideally.
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Jun 8, 2023 18:51
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yeah, really though. it's insane how blithely people make extra unnecessary work for others. parents letting their kids get handprints all over clean glass still gets to me when i was in food service we had people be mad assholes to the staff, but never quite that scatological
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Jun 8, 2023 19:02
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Something I chose not to mention in my previous post: it was diarrhoea.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:00
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Tesseraction posted:Something I chose not to mention in my previous post: it was diarrhoea. Thankfully the only time we had diarrhea on the floor was when a mastiff wandered down the center aisle leaving a liquid poo poo trail behind him. I would have been more upset but to this day it's one of the funniest images I can conjure in my mind.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:05
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Professor Beetus posted:Thankfully the only time we had diarrhea on the floor was when a mastiff wandered down the center aisle leaving a liquid poo poo trail behind him. I would have been more upset but to this day it's one of the funniest images I can conjure in my mind. big dogs with diarrhea are scary. i once was walking a roomates giant mutt, apparently it had a tummy ache and proceeded to literally shoot a stream of liquid poo poo like two feet behind itself. absolutely coated a neighbor's flowerbed. i've never seen anything like it
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Jun 8, 2023 20:10
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:big dogs with diarrhea are scary. i once was walking a roomates giant mutt, apparently it had a tummy ache and proceeded to literally shoot a stream of liquid poo poo like two feet behind itself. absolutely coated a neighbor's flowerbed. i've never seen anything like it owns
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Jun 8, 2023 20:19
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Professor Beetus posted:I finally escaped retail a month ago and got a job with the state, and I am looking in that rearview with a smile on my face. I'll loving go homeless before spending another god drat day working in retail.
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Jun 8, 2023 23:22
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a strange fowl posted:i'll clean a thousand toilets after dark before i ever get behind a checkout again. no customers, the conditions are so much better, and tbh it's more hygienic than doing groceries, forensic pissology and all (you get that in retail too, it's just more of a pain in the rear end to clean up) Yeah, you're just expected to be a janitor in addition to all the other poo poo you don't have time to do. I once had to clean up a bunch of blood smeared all over our bathroom floor because some guy came in and did wound care in the shitter.
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Jun 8, 2023 23:33
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guy who buys decks of cards to illustrate each one. not to sell or play any games, they just keep piling up
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Jun 9, 2023 11:25
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Cease to Hope posted:guy who buys decks of cards to illustrate each one. not to sell or play any games, they just keep piling up i could see doing this with different tarot card styles
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Jun 9, 2023 19:33
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i have really bad self preservation instincts, but i like to believe that if i came into work to find out the nuclear secrets boxes had fallen over and spilled the iranian invasion plans all over the floor, and my employer was standing there saying "haha, we're guilty of multiple federal felonies", i would quit
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Jun 9, 2023 19:38
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i have really bad self preservation instincts, but i like to believe that if i came into work to find out the nuclear secrets boxes had fallen over and spilled the iranian invasion plans all over the floor, and my employer was standing there saying "haha, we're guilty of multiple federal felonies", i would quite blackmail ur boss
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Jun 9, 2023 19:40
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guy who keeps getting igneous intrusive and igneous extrusive switched, even though it comes up in conversation all the time
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Jun 9, 2023 20:42
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guy who kept a bunch of records despite the fbi asking for them back repeatedly until he became the first former president in history to be charged with federal crimes
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Jun 9, 2023 21:43
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:big dogs with diarrhea are scary. i once was walking a roomates giant mutt, apparently it had a tummy ache and proceeded to literally shoot a stream of liquid poo poo like two feet behind itself. absolutely coated a neighbor's flowerbed. i've never seen anything like it did you clean it up??
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Jun 9, 2023 23:16
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mawarannahr posted:did you clean it up?? no, i hate my neighbors and relish any chance to slight them
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Jun 9, 2023 23:19
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my roommates dog once ate a rotting pile of deer guts someone dumped at the end of the road. i came home to the second worst smell ive smelt and a wall coated in poo poo threw away the towels i used instead of tainting the washing machine
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Jun 9, 2023 23:23
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World Famous W posted:i came home to the second worst smell ive smelt and a wall coated in poo poo
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Jun 9, 2023 23:36
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a neighbors labrador retriever got snake bit, crawled under our shed and died. we didn't find it for a week or so and when we did I had to crawl under there to tie a rope around it so we could drag it out. it left several parts of itself during the removal i can't smell decay to this day without that crawl space flowing back World Famous W fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jun 9, 2023 |
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