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Haifisch posted:
*Spidey crosses the street without using a designated crossing*
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What's even the hurry? It's not like he's under some big time restraint, and we find out over the next couple of strips that he doesn't even have any ideas about what he should be doing.
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Jun 3, 2023 10:19
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Vigilantism is a crime, Peter.
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Jun 3, 2023 10:36
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 It's the Crimson Cloak right there!  
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Jun 3, 2023 18:49
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Are we actually going lower on power levels than Blue "suction cups" Fly
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Jun 3, 2023 20:56
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MorningMoon posted:Are we actually going lower on power levels than Blue "suction cups" Fly Crimson cloak does have super strength, so I would say they have one up on a guy who's only powers are gloves that work via child logic.
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Jun 3, 2023 22:54
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Gayle.... didn't invite you to the party.... it was a work gig, you were sent by your employer....  Unless I'm misremembering, which is possible, I might be as stupid as Peter!
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Ikasuhito posted:Crimson cloak does have super strength, so I would say they have one up on a guy who's only powers are gloves that work via child logic. You're right; I forgot they bent steel bars
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Jerusalem posted:Gayle.... didn't invite you to the party.... it was a work gig, you were sent by your employer.... Peter himself remembered it just yesterday but forgot already. 
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Jun 4, 2023 01:31
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Good Lord, Peter 
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Jerusalem posted:Gayle.... didn't invite you to the party.... it was a work gig, you were sent by your employer.... No, Gayle was invited: Peter had to be ordered to go along as her +1.
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Jun 4, 2023 03:43
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MorningMoon posted:Are we actually going lower on power levels than Blue "suction cups" Fly do not besmirch the power of Dollar General Doom!
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Peter you could put on a different suit for this one Never mind, I see you have the sinister shadows in your face, clearly you're not listening.
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Jun 4, 2023 19:32
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Murdstone posted:
Strawberry shortcake? I’m not sure this metaphor is as flattering as you think it is. davidspackage posted:Peter you could put on a different suit for this one Maybe a completely black suit with a white spider?
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Jun 4, 2023 20:08
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davidspackage posted:Peter you could put on a different suit for this one  
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Murdstone posted:Well the Blue Fly ran around doing crimes and people thought it was Spider-Man, so maybe if Spider-Man goes around doing crimes they'll think "That can't be Spider-Man it must be someone else."  brilliant. Jonah will fall for it hook, line and sinker.Work on your oneliners, Cloak. It would've made more sense if you'd said "The Crimson Cloak is nobody!"
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Jun 4, 2023 21:03
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I like that in these comics, the rich people are always the ones defending their fortunes directly instead of the hired help.
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Jun 4, 2023 22:25
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well he could call his butler, but that's who he is fighting.
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"Huh, that's weird." *Goes back to bed*
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MJ: See honey, if you'd been there, it would have been you getting your rear end mercilessly kicked and suffering horrific head injuries! Peter: ..... God I miss it so much ......
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Jun 6, 2023 02:07
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Crimson Cloak posted:げー、 キングクリムゾン！
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  I never thought about it but Spider-Man would be a really annoying roommate. 
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I'm usually very pro Peter just walking on the walls for no reason, but this one's loving nuts. There's no way whatever the gently caress he's doing in panel 2 is easier than just getting on your tiptoes for that cereal, and how the gently caress does he go for pouring cereal while planking instead of like turning back??
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MorningMoon posted:I'm usually very pro Peter just walking on the walls for no reason, but this one's loving nuts. There's no way whatever the gently caress he's doing in panel 2 is easier than just getting on your tiptoes for that cereal, and how the gently caress does he go for pouring cereal while planking instead of like turning back?? The undrawn last panel to that comic is Peter trying to come down and just faceplanting super hard into his cereal.
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Jun 7, 2023 05:51
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The face in that last panel is very much a,"drat dude, that's pretty loving racist" face.
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MorningMoon posted:I'm usually very pro Peter just walking on the walls for no reason, but this one's loving nuts. There's no way whatever the gently caress he's doing in panel 2 is easier than just getting on your tiptoes for that cereal, and how the gently caress does he go for pouring cereal while planking instead of like turning back?? 
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I’m not sure how happy I’d be having his feet all over the counter and kitchen walls. Doesn’t feel very hygienic.
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It's super loving gross, and wouldn't be much better with shoes on. I'd put a stopper to that real fast.
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"How can I avoid anybody getting hurt? I've got it! By robbing a place packed with lots of innocent bystanders!" There's gotta be at least like.... 7 Uncles in that crowd too!
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That's called networking Peter, she's clearly actually competent at her job, how can you not see tha.... oh.... oh right. 
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even if he stole the giant unique diamond ornament, how does he expect to fence it? he doesn't know anything about that, or know anything in general.
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I remember reading an old Human Torch story about that. A standard-issue Disgruntled Scientist decides to turn to crime, and immediately starts fantasizing about all the cool crime inventions he's going to come up with and the fortune he's going to make off it. He then tries his hand at some light burglary and fumbles immediately because he doesn't know how to deal with a burglar alarm. He realizes he needs the help of experienced criminals to teach him the basics, but after the approach of walking into a seedy bar and going 'How do you do fellow criminals, would you like to do crime together' fails, he decides on an even better plan: dress up in an asbestos suit with an asbestos lasso and challenge the Human Torch to a fight, on the basis that once he wins he'll have successfully established his criminal credentials well enough that goons will be lining up in droves to work under him. Not a high bar to clear, but I expect NSM to trip over it anyway.
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