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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It's all real. All of it. Ah, a Deus Ex player 
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Jun 8, 2023 08:29
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Ms Adequate posted:Ah, a Deus Ex player It was a documentary goddammit
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Jun 8, 2023 08:34
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Man, I'm not getting any work done these past few days.
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Jun 8, 2023 08:39
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Rest assured that open membership in the galactic federation will NOT exempt you from work
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Jun 8, 2023 08:44
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Can I upgrade my membership to a premium one? Exempting me from work and providing me with some special perks?
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Jun 8, 2023 08:48
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It's all real. All of it. This is where I'm at... my conclusion today is to restart doing intense metta meditation, as if we are all connected as one divine consciousness, gently caress it let's go. Also I'm lazy and I can do it on my couch next my cat which is cozy, and perhaps the aliens will be kinder and gives us their secrets in exchange for crispy pancakes. I love you all, may you be happy and free from worry. Lokar has issued a correction as of 09:16 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 09:12
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Orbis Tertius posted:I would like the bird watchers tag, thank ye yes pls
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Jun 8, 2023 09:17
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I bet aliens have trash art though
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Jun 8, 2023 10:01
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what do you think the alien tom cruise is like?
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Jun 8, 2023 10:02
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Google Butt posted:what do you think the alien tom cruise is like? Tom Cruise is an alien. He's OT8
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Jun 8, 2023 10:09
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Google Butt posted:what do you think the alien tom cruise is like? Slightly taller
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Jun 8, 2023 10:28
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Yes please to a bird watchers tag so I can hang with my cool thread friends. Edit: too late.
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Jun 8, 2023 10:29
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Just came across the Cosmic death fungus theory & it's my new fave
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Jun 8, 2023 10:48
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I'd like to say that whatever information comes out in the next few days/weeks/months, it has been an honour posting in this thread with you all. I hope with all of my heart we can keep level heads and not succumb to fear, anger and violence. Love and light x
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Jun 8, 2023 10:49
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Jazerus posted:vyelkin says yes, post if you want a bird watchers tag and i'll try to figure out the change title screen tomorrow when i'm not sleepy so i don't destroy anyone's av Oh please yes! I've really missed mine ever since some d&d dumbfuck changed my av EDIT ah dang it, missed the cut-off. Curse my stupid timezone!!! Barry Foster has issued a correction as of 11:10 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 11:06
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calling the cops on some giant aliens doesn’t sound like a good idea in hindsight, that’s a good way to start an interstellar incident. we have to take that poo poo seriously now.
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Jun 8, 2023 11:53
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really though, the last few days have seriously made me re-evaluate my fear of aliens. if i saw one wandering around in my backyard i would still be frightened but i feel more willing now to put aside my fear of the unknown and at least try to let him know i don’t mean any harm. if they’ve studied our behavior they’re probably more afraid of us than we are of them. i had sleepless nights as a child worrying about a grey watching me through a window but it’s an irrational fear. it has been a lifelong struggle between intense interest of extraterrestrials and being scared of them. the intense interest is starting to override.
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Jun 8, 2023 12:01
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Seeing how they eat loosh you can probably beat them by taking mdma
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Jun 8, 2023 12:09
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not me! i'd beat his loving brains out!! while hooting!
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Jun 8, 2023 12:11
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Space Jam posted:really though, the last few days have seriously made me re-evaluate my fear of aliens. if i saw one wandering around in my backyard i would still be frightened but i feel more willing now to put aside my fear of the unknown and at least try to let him know i don’t mean any harm. if they’ve studied our behavior they’re probably more afraid of us than we are of them. i had sleepless nights as a child worrying about a grey watching me through a window but it’s an irrational fear. it has been a lifelong struggle between intense interest of extraterrestrials and being scared of them. the intense interest is starting to override. Apparently you can make them go away by shouting "the power of Christ compels you!" They immediately roll their eyes and walk away sighing
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Jun 8, 2023 12:16
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Ive been training my whole life to punch a grey in its stupid fuckin face
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Jun 8, 2023 12:23
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Space Jam posted:really though, the last few days have seriously made me re-evaluate my fear of aliens. if i saw one wandering around in my backyard i would still be frightened but i feel more willing now to put aside my fear of the unknown and at least try to let him know i don’t mean any harm. if they’ve studied our behavior they’re probably more afraid of us than we are of them. i had sleepless nights as a child worrying about a grey watching me through a window but it’s an irrational fear. it has been a lifelong struggle between intense interest of extraterrestrials and being scared of them. the intense interest is starting to override. i would make them a simple cheese and cucumber sandwich and put on some sabbath and if im not vaporised gain a friend
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Jun 8, 2023 12:24
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Sleekly posted:i would make them a simple cheese and cucumber sandwich and put on some sabbath and if im not vaporised gain a friend You'd be riskin' a vaporisin' if I was a peanutty and you offered me a cucumber sandwich, c'mon son
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Jun 8, 2023 12:27
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So in the past few years some of the pop science/podcast/race science guys like Sam Harris and Eric Weinstein said they got approached for disclosure, told crazy stuff, and had evidence promised but pulled over and over until they were like naw gently caress this. I would bet that this new push is driven by the exact same people except they're going straight to journalists and media outlets this time. It's the pro-disclosure faction in the government making their move, probably in response to AARO being at best useless and at worst another part of the cover up.
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Jun 8, 2023 12:30
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Jazerus posted:vyelkin says yes, post if you want a bird watchers tag and i'll try to figure out the change title screen tomorrow when i'm not sleepy so i don't destroy anyone's av I'll take one
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Jun 8, 2023 12:33
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i was my browsing r/ufos and the thumbnail for this terence mckenna video is literally my bird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrgveoEVuq4 these cigars even have the huge rectangular lights tho the one i saw didn't have those thin lit segments depicted here asides from that, it's right on and the left one is about as close in perspective as my sighting but with the orientation of the right cylinder and emerging from the bottom of thick clouds over a refinery
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Jun 8, 2023 12:37
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Barry Foster posted:You'd be riskin' a vaporisin' if I was a peanutty and you offered me a cucumber sandwich, c'mon son u gotta start welcoming but bland, if thay goes well its onto the curries
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Jun 8, 2023 12:37
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also i assume a long spaceflight requires a serious hangover ergo cucumber sanger
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Jun 8, 2023 12:38
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in most of the country, crash landing in a back yard would get u filled full of lead. they really should be more careful..
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Jun 8, 2023 12:47
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They landed in Florida because woke is banned
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Jun 8, 2023 12:52
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Tekne posted:i was my browsing r/ufos and the thumbnail for this terence mckenna video is literally my bird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrgveoEVuq4 This is awesome! I struggle to imagine how mindblowing that must've been. Also gj universe synchronicitizing things up for ya Sleekly posted:also i assume a long spaceflight requires a serious hangover ergo cucumber sanger I would respectfully suggest a fried egg sandwich in this case, though they may admittedly take offence (cooked avian ovum?? These apes are savages!!!)
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Jun 8, 2023 12:59
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it was very shocking in a "this can't be happening sort of way" and i was more freaked out than awed at first seeing it again depicted accurately is truly a  moment
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Jun 8, 2023 13:04
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we always assume aliens are gonna be weirded out by eating meat but what if their planet is only meat and they think salads are a moral perversion
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Jun 8, 2023 13:08
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like their planet is made of meat?
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Jun 8, 2023 13:09
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spacemang_spliff posted:like their planet is made of meat? well i was thinking more along the lines of meat lovers central where only meat evolved but sure that too i guess
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Jun 8, 2023 13:19
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yeah but they are allergic to it like we cant drink all that ocean water
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Jun 8, 2023 13:19
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that planet would smell so funky
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Jun 8, 2023 13:20
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mediaphage posted:we always assume aliens are gonna be weirded out by eating meat but what if their planet is only meat and they think salads are a moral perversion their olive branch to us will be a gift of meat trees
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Jun 8, 2023 13:23
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my bony fealty posted:until Grusch has been on at least 5 UFO podcasts, I dont want to hear him compared to Lue
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Jun 8, 2023 13:24
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a giant heart core pumping oceans of oily blood through a circulatory system of caves
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