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The Grey posted:... and now this. This content is not available in your country/region. drat you, aliens, why are you oppressing me
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steinrokkan posted:This content is not available in your country/region. https://archive.ph/CTuY1
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Jun 8, 2023 13:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oli6Q6y14W8 lol
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Jun 8, 2023 13:47
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The Grey posted:... and now this. Caller: holy poo poo there's aliens here loving come on hurry they're coming!!! Dispatcher: ok
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Jun 8, 2023 13:49
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Well..... I mean, I'm p sure aliens are real and ufos have visited... But. . I don't think they landed in that family's back yard, got out, changed a flat, and peaced out
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Jun 8, 2023 14:21
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aliens have an uncanny ability to only visit the most pathetic and unreliable witnesses possible.
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Jun 8, 2023 14:23
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Of course the 3 meters tall aliens land in the backyard of the only people in the US who don't know how to use the 10+ megapixel cameras with night mode in their pockets. Ah, well, nevertheless. Next time we'll finally get some pictures!
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Jun 8, 2023 14:29
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The Grey posted:... and now this.  The truth is region locked. 
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Jun 8, 2023 14:34
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10 foot aliens in your backyard with a craft and no attempt to take photos or videos, and no security cam footage in the neighborhood of the supposed bright landing. Seems legit, send the cops!!
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Jun 8, 2023 14:56
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Oh god I hope they bring back Elvis!
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Jun 8, 2023 15:01
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If American cops had actually seen aliens in that backyard they would have unloaded everything they got into them and someone would have heard the shots. Myth: BUSTED
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Jun 8, 2023 15:05
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GABA ghoul posted:If American cops had actually seen aliens in that backyard they would have unloaded everything they got into them and someone would have heard the shots. Myth: BUSTED uh, pretty sure the Aliens were white though
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Jun 8, 2023 15:21
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Grey ≠ white
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Jun 8, 2023 15:27
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i hope they're like the guys in mars attacks. ACK ACK ACK
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Jun 8, 2023 15:31
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NoiseAnnoys posted:aliens have an uncanny ability to only visit the most pathetic and unreliable witnesses possible. Only people with 2 megapixel cameras or less.
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Jun 8, 2023 15:59
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i hope they're like the guys in mars attacks. ACK ACK ACK JACK BLACK??? 
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Jun 8, 2023 16:24
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spooky point is the large mouth the guy noted doesnt normally come up with grey sightings
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Jun 8, 2023 16:47
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They're not aliens. It's an experimental anti-gravity craft that requires genetically engineered humans to operate it. The "aliens" are the genetically engineered humans. The one from the backyard hosed up and crash landed, now the genetically engineered humans have a protocol to follow to get back to base undetected, but since they landed in a back yard, they got spotted. Luckily, no one in the house got a camera or phone out to take pictures or videos. That was a close one!
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Jun 8, 2023 16:52
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Bula Vinaka posted:They're not aliens. It's this but instead of being genetically engineered to operate anti-grave tech, their function is to gargle balls.
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Jun 8, 2023 17:59
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Bula Vinaka posted:They're not aliens. No, it was sleep paralysis. It's always sleep paralysis
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Jun 8, 2023 18:16
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GABA ghoul posted:No, it was sleep paralysis. It's always sleep paralysis now do fatima
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Jun 8, 2023 18:20
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Crystal Thenis posted:spooky point is the large mouth the guy noted Which guy? I'm having a hard time keeping tabs on which story is which right now.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:02
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syntaxfunction posted:"Alien spacecraft" and UFOs and poo poo are red herrings. You can dress up a lot of poo poo in the sky for that. I don't give a gently caress about someone's weird rear end drone. If you want me to believe in aliens show me an alien, not a dressed up kite. The fixation on the not-actual-aliens is a misdirection people! Dr. Carol Rosin claims that Wernher Von Braun basically in his dying breath told her that the government was planning to do terrorism and then UFO false flags at some point in the future, but for some reason those videos don't seem easily available on youtube. Probably for the best, though. She struck me as a bit of a loon. However, it's at the back of my mind as this information gets unveiled, that this is all just a major psy-op somewhere along the lines of what she has been warning about for years.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:10
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My best friend is an alien and they say UFOs are real af
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Jun 8, 2023 19:12
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My uncle works at the UFO factory.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:13
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Aliens are real and they are rich as gently caress and keep buying up all the real-estate. The government keeps them a secret so not to lose out on all the sweet tax money.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:14
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:It's this but instead of being genetically engineered to operate anti-grave tech, their function is to gargle balls. I swing my balls at the sky every night and all I get is an indecent exposure charge, there's no justice in the universe 
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Jun 8, 2023 19:30
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The heart of the UFO topic is that reality, consciousness, time, and space are way different than the ways we have generally conceived them. Guys like Terrence Mckenna, John Keel, and Jacque Vallee understood this. There may or may not be some kind of "other" entity involved, but as Keel pointed out, the phenomenon is deeply self reflective. Stay tuned because things are going to get interesting, but it's not because a bunch of little green men in tin cans have flown here to study us via anal probes.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:30
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jmnmu posted:not because a bunch of little green men in tin cans have flown here to study us via anal probes. why the gently caress not??? what's wrong with my rear end in a top hat?
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Jun 8, 2023 19:32
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jmnmu posted:Stay tuned because things are going to get interesting, but it's not because a bunch of little green men in tin cans have flown here to study us via anal probes. Yeah, the anal probes were them just blowing off steam after a long observation posting.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:33
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McSpanky posted:I swing my balls at the sky every night and all I get is an indecent exposure charge, there's no justice in the universe gently caress repression 
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Jun 8, 2023 19:40
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jmnmu posted:The heart of the UFO topic is that reality, consciousness, time, and space are way different than the ways we have generally conceived them. Guys like Terrence Mckenna, John Keel, and Jacque Vallee understood this. There may or may not be some kind of "other" entity involved, but as Keel pointed out, the phenomenon is deeply self reflective. Stay tuned because things are going to get interesting, but it's not because a bunch of little green men in tin cans have flown here to study us via anal probes. M O V I E
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Jun 8, 2023 19:44
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Is it just me or have the aliens started using three fingers instead of two
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Jun 8, 2023 19:52
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Fellas, we're all getting older, make sure to get abducted and anally probed before you hit fifty, I know it's uncomfortable but hey, prostate health is important.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:54
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i bet the aliens can cure my bad dick disease
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Jun 8, 2023 19:56
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The aliens probably watch the same porn as we do ("for science") so the probings become increasingly hosed up
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Jun 8, 2023 19:57
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Bet the strip fleece's em of their space cash before the nights over.
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Icochet posted:The aliens probably watch the same porn as we do ("for science") so the probings become increasingly hosed up maybe they're from the future where alien anal probe porn is like, Sunday morning cartoons level ubiquitous, and in a weirdly paradoxical scenario came back in time to kindle relations with the people of Earth only to instead be the genesis of their very folly...
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Icochet posted:The aliens probably watch the same porn as we do ("for science") so the probings become increasingly hosed up They’re gonna be so confused when they approach and we don’t show a sign of respect by gargling their balls.
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when I was engaged by aliens they stuck a tube into my ball sack via an incision in my groin but no butt stuff 
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