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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

just fallen men... just no longer innocent men...

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


We're just ordinary men.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Borscht posted:

Reminds me of the last time I doppled

Lucky you, I got an anteater last time ugh

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

RandolphCarter posted:

Lucky you, I got an anteater last time ugh

Woah! Huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah wtf, what did they do

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Does anyone have the webm of the guy at the gas station in The Birds but it's now about him pumping his own gas at a full service station?

Blunt Instrument
Apr 4, 2008

How can you shoot
(hot dogs at) women or children?

Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Hahaha! Ain't ball hell?!

verbal enema posted:

Does anyone have the webm of the guy at the gas station in The Birds but it's now about him pumping his own gas at a full service station?

https://i.imgur.com/AJtR1Vu.mp4

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Back around the late 90s/early 00s there was one like this with the whitehouse website. Real website was (and still is) whitehouse.gov, but .com or .org or something like that was a porn site.

My Government teacher in 1999 specifically told us to NOT go to whitehouse.com and to use whitehouse.gov. There was zero reason for us to check the White House's website for the class, zero reason for him to warn us. So pretty much everyone with a computer went home and checked out whitehouse.com

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's funny, those gas prices look pretty contemporary for such an old... Oh

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Desert Bus posted:

My Government teacher in 1999 specifically told us to NOT go to whitehouse.com and to use whitehouse.gov. There was zero reason for us to check the White House's website for the class, zero reason for him to warn us. So pretty much everyone with a computer went home and checked out whitehouse.com

I also had this extremely specific warning. I was a thirteen-year-old girl and very uninterested in internet pornography, and I don't think they said specifically "pornography" but whatever they said conveyed well enough what it was. But I eventually figured out there was porn on the internet and now I write smutty stories for funsies online, so it all worked out in the end.


Anyway Facebook translate auto translates stuff and it's funny



bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Borscht posted:

Reminds me of the last time I doppled

I hope you weren't an anteater.
e: :golfclap: fb. Probably my favorite episode.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Thank you my mom died laughing while watching this

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

As someone who the other day put in his two weeks notice at an Oregon gas station this elates me

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

:mediocre:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

credburn posted:

As someone who the other day put in his two weeks notice at an Oregon gas station this elates me

Nice; I hope it’s a change for the better

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://i.imgur.com/vNlAi7R.mp4

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah wtf, what did they do

One of them ate my father's sister!

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Post that in the Simpsons meme thread.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


"A bit on the nose, don't you think?" - a marketing exec

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/JoshShiaman/status/1666615968024391686

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




How it feels to chew 5 gum

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That's some horror movie poo poo right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Looks like a normal Jays game to me :confused:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


That's horrible! A kid drinking a beer!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



it was clearly a beersodaPROLAPSEDLUNGYELLOWFOAMSPLOSION

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

gbut posted:

"A bit on the nose, don't you think?" - a marketing exec



A bit of a divert, but Diablo IV is expected to suck balls, right? D3 was a total waste of time and IIRC D4 was just going to be a microtransaction nightmare like Immortal once they figured out how much bank they could pull down with it.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Serious_Cyclone posted:

A bit of a divert, but Diablo IV is expected to suck balls, right? D3 was a total waste of time and IIRC D4 was just going to be a microtransaction nightmare like Immortal once they figured out how much bank they could pull down with it.

D3 is actually good now.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Could be GOTY, but I wouldn't recommend giving money to the company with the Cosby Suite and the CEO who insists there has never been a lovely atmosphere at Actiblizz.

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

Serious_Cyclone posted:

A bit of a divert, but Diablo IV is expected to suck balls, right? D3 was a total waste of time and IIRC D4 was just going to be a microtransaction nightmare like Immortal once they figured out how much bank they could pull down with it.

Diablo 4’s been out for a few days to a week depending on how much you paid. It’s totally fine, definitely better than Diablo 3

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Serious_Cyclone posted:

A bit of a divert, but Diablo IV is expected to suck balls, right? D3 was a total waste of time and IIRC D4 was just going to be a microtransaction nightmare like Immortal once they figured out how much bank they could pull down with it.

Yeah, I liked d3 but blizzard is poo poo now. From what I've heard D4 is disappointing and crashes a lot. Used to be you could rely on blizzard putting out something that at least runs if they spent a decade making it.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Rexxed posted:

Yeah, I liked d3 but blizzard is poo poo now. From what I've heard D4 is disappointing and crashes a lot.

Lol what?

I mean buy it or don't buy it depending on your feelings about the company. On the one hand they suck, on the other hand no ethical consumption etc.

But the game itself is pretty loving good. The course corrected a lot from D3. Stability has been fine minus day 1 when the servers melted because of course that's how things work now. They even managed to have a pretty good story.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Can't wait to see what kind of cross-campaign we'll get for the new Starcraft game

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why does it take 10 years to make a Diablo

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


If the Matrix was real, real life would be a Cronenbergian nightmare.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I wrote a fanfic of Diablo for a 7th grade english assignment and the teacher confiscated it (there was a scene where a demon is stabbed and from its heart gushes so much blood that it fills up a church that the protagonists are in, allowing them to escape from a broken window high above a la a Tomb Raider puzzle or what have you)

e: obvious inspired by

I remember thinking, man he's got a lot of blood

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Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Cyrano4747 posted:

Lol what?

I mean buy it or don't buy it depending on your feelings about the company. On the one hand they suck, on the other hand no ethical consumption etc.

But the game itself is pretty loving good. The course corrected a lot from D3. Stability has been fine minus day 1 when the servers melted because of course that's how things work now. They even managed to have a pretty good story.

I guess I heard wrong but I'm not going to find out myself. Here's a funny picture.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

credburn posted:

I wrote a fanfic of Diablo for a 7th grade english assignment and the teacher confiscated it (there was a scene where a demon is stabbed and from its heart gushes so much blood that it fills up a church that the protagonists are in, allowing them to escape from a broken window high above a la a Tomb Raider puzzle or what have you)

That's loving metal, well done 7th grade you.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

credburn posted:

I wrote a fanfic of Diablo for a 7th grade english assignment and the teacher confiscated it (there was a scene where a demon is stabbed and from its heart gushes so much blood that it fills up a church that the protagonists are in, allowing them to escape from a broken window high above a la a Tomb Raider puzzle or what have you)

Diablo has not lived up to your vision. Diablo has let you down.

Grendels Dad has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Jun 8, 2023

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