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Z'dorg! Let's hear your report on this "stepmom prolapse" that the humans so crave (Z'dorg is in trouble because he's been up all night studying human defense infrastructure)
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XYZAB posted:Which guy? I'm having a hard time keeping tabs on which story is which right now. the las-vegas story that is just breaking the kid describes 10ft tall greys with big eyes and big mouths it’s unsettling
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Jun 8, 2023 23:25
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that was just me, i'm 10ft tall and jacked af so in low light i could be mistaken for inhuman
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Jun 8, 2023 23:26
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the video from the cop car has weird lights and neighbours all saw it this is bad quality but who knows 🤷♂️ this story seems pretty tight and spooky https://imgur.io/a/7mRldRM/ breaking points sums it up nicely but I can’t link YouTube lol Crystal Thenis fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 23:28
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Las Vegas guy that saw the alien and called the cops on it made a poorly edited video talking about his experience. https://youtu.be/BdsYfGvIznM
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Jun 9, 2023 00:08
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It sucks we'll all die before the super advanced aliens start watching I Love Lucy and glom onto the idea of visiting Earth. I want to be a Culture agent dammit Edit: that kid is either sure of what he saw, or lying through his rear end I can't decide down1nit fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jun 9, 2023 |
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Jun 9, 2023 01:11
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Cousin Greg at it again smdh
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Jun 9, 2023 01:45
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The Grey posted:Las Vegas guy that saw the alien and called the cops on it made a poorly edited video talking about his experience. Saw this trending on twitter and half the replies are bigots complaining about the airforce promoting the gay agenda, goddamn aliens are losing to woke propaganda!
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Jun 9, 2023 01:53
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Aliens only show themselves to inebriated humans, everyone knows that.
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Jun 9, 2023 02:19
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Be neat if we suddenly had actual evidence of super science not of this earth enigmatic material or whatever! Instead it will be boring poo poo like it gets revealed everyone's been paying a bunch of defense contractors actual billions to back engineer things that were disinformation in the first place and everyone knew it and were just grifting.
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Jun 9, 2023 02:30
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The Grey posted:Las Vegas guy that saw the alien and called the cops on it made a poorly edited video talking about his experience. the only thing about this that doesn't scream hoax is that he called the police and then after they arrived they caught what looks like a falling meteorite on their car's dash cam. Okay I suspend my disbelief for a second, let's see the deets Someone apparently had a camera out and pointed at the alien while they could actually see the alien and yet this is the only frame that actually shows it on video? They didn't move around or keep filming?  Also he says this is behind a forklift. It took me a while to see this as anything except side mirrors on a vehicle, like on a forklift. He apparently stared the alien in the eyes for a long time but his only description is that it's "8 foot" or "10 foot" (changes throughout the story), grey/green, and had a big face. The photo of the 'landing site' is a circle drawn in the dirt, like with a stick. The police bodycam footage is from a news show and at one point it starts to say "But the police didn't find anything" except he cuts away and says that they actually did find something: the circle drawn in the dirt with a stick. He claims his family then went inside and was so scared that they started praying, and then they heard a weird human scream. If they're that scared and think something's around why not keep filming? whatever. In the 911 call he calls and immediately calmly explains that there's an alien walking around his property. That's his very first conclusion, and he doesn't sound emotional about it at all. Then he starts a channel called "Aliensociety51" with the description "This channel is based on true events" Also if there was a thing falling in the sky that made a super loud bang how come no one discovered the spaceship or saw it take off or anything If anything it sounds like he's trying to set up an ARG but it's probably just gunnin' for clout. If not for the cops catching the meteor on video it would be a total non-story. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jun 9, 2023 |
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Jun 9, 2023 02:40
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Sedgr posted:Be neat if we suddenly had actual evidence of super science not of this earth enigmatic material or whatever! Instead it will be boring poo poo like it gets revealed everyone's been paying a bunch of defense contractors actual billions to back engineer things that were disinformation in the first place and everyone knew it and were just grifting.
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Jun 9, 2023 02:46
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He also says at one point they heard footsteps on the roof. Kind of feels like he just watched Signs.
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Jun 9, 2023 04:53
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I see absolutely nothing in that photo. Is it just me?
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Jun 9, 2023 05:00
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 Yeah this is the proof of aliens guys
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Jun 9, 2023 05:04
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Ah the ole hang a halloween mask from a tree trick.
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deep dish peat moss posted:
Im sorry but you guys constantly over-think this stuff, there is not a chance in hell this is an ARG The fact this kid has corroborating videos of the flash and bang puts it way above most sightings as far as evidence goes
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Jun 9, 2023 10:11
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it’s not an arg but i don’t think it’s more than a meteor and some scared people
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I think the only possibility, beside it being real, is that the kid saw the meteor and said "wouldn't it be cool to make up an alien story and call 911? and lie about everything constantly" to his family and they all agreed to do it. Conspiracy gets complicated quickly. Sometimes people coming up with long-winded explanations for these stories sounds crazier than believing it's aliens. If you ask me, the Occam's Razer of alien discourse is that they are literally here on earth. All the ones we hear about. They fly around, they crash, they do some mind poo poo to people, they disappear. They are super-advanced race on one hand, but they are rednecks flying spaceships on the other. The grand conspiracy of it all is that we are ants to them; and they gently caress around with us, then tell their stoned-rear end alien friends when they get back to loving Zeta Reticuli or whatever poo poo. The universe is amazing, inconprehensable, and banal, simultaneously.
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Jun 9, 2023 11:16
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Lmao they killed the alien with the power of prayer
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Lmao they killed the alien with the power of prayer It's the simplest possible explanation, gotta be true
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OK, so: 1) When did the green ball meteor flash video occur, and 2) When did the 911 call happen? Still though, lol.
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Bula Vinaka posted:OK, so: it seems to me that while they’re conflated the body can footage (and other captures) pick up the meteor, then the 911 call occurs after in a shared delusion of pareidolia brought on by whistleblower news and potentially the meteor. that’s assuming it’s not all some joke
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Jun 9, 2023 12:55
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Even if the kid made it up, I respect the hustle somehow. The news story says, reportedly, one of the 'aliens' got into the tractor and started playing with it as if trying to drive it, and I will have that image in my head forever now.
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Jun 9, 2023 13:46
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the boom is on ring cam the supporting evidence is really weirdly tight, something 💯 happened there
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Crystal Thenis posted:the boom is on ring cam yeah a meteor coming in that low can explode. assuming a boom wasn’t added in post anyway.
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An alien drunkenly climbing on a tractor and holding its imaginary cowboy hat on while it pretends to drive does sound pretty fun
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Tetramin posted:An alien drunkenly climbing on a tractor and holding its imaginary cowboy hat on while it pretends to drive does sound pretty fun
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mediaphage posted:yeah a meteor coming in that low can explode. assuming a boom wasn’t added in post anyway. yeah the green thing falling on the police dudes cam was clearly a meteor or meteorite or whatever you call them. i've seen one before irl and there's like a million videos of them online. that guys blurry rear end pic shows absolutely nothing. he's posted no proof of anything and somehow ufo guys are going nuts over his story lol.
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by the way i would love it if aliens (that must exist somewhere in the universe) somehow made it to earth and were like "yo what up?". but in a world where almost every has a 1080p if not 4k camera on them at all times im gonna need to see way more than that blurry shite.
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I've been practicing for the anal prob thing, i sincerely hope they have lube cause going in dry is not ideal.
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Goddamn Hippy posted:I've been practicing for the anal prob thing, i sincerely hope they have lube cause going in dry is not ideal. their lube is out of this world
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Crystal Thenis posted:the boom is on ring cam Maybe it's because I've just been shitposting and not paying attention, but has the Ring Cam been posted and what is the tight supporting evidence you're referring to?
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Crystal Thenis posted:the boom is on ring cam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
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Pontificating rear end posted:I think the only possibility, beside it being real, is that the kid saw the meteor and said "wouldn't it be cool to make up an alien story and call 911? and lie about everything constantly" to his family and they all agreed to do it. Conspiracy gets complicated quickly. Sometimes people coming up with long-winded explanations for these stories sounds crazier than believing it's aliens. Kid wants clout to parlay into tiktok fame. Next video he’ll be dropping his new single. Or his brain is just cooked from too much instagram and he thinks it’s just normal and expected to make vlogs where you say stupid poo poo with total sincerity.
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Super advanced race of beings travels for lightyears in physics defying ships which are incredibly shoddy and crash all the time.
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FogHelmut posted:Super advanced race of beings travels for lightyears in physics defying ships which are incredibly shoddy and crash all the time. To be fair, historically speaking technological development does not prevent shoddy designs, manufacturing defects, or idiot crews.
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Lawd Jeezus deliver us from the evil space men in the backyard trying to hot wire cousin Jedediah's tractor
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Vernii posted:To be fair, historically speaking technological development does not prevent shoddy designs, manufacturing defects, or idiot crews. The aliens are their society's equivalent of hooch-guzzlin', sheep-fuckin' rednecks on drunken joyrides through the galactic back country in Uncle Zeeglarb's lifted space pickup.
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