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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:We don't have pizza rules here. Next person to espouse a pizza rule gets some kind of comedy pizza sixer (when I get around to it). there is only one pizza rule: 
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Jun 8, 2023 08:15
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I'll fight you and I'll win because of the superior amount of carbs in a detroit style pizza.
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Jun 8, 2023 08:21
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LifeSunDeath posted:I like that it becomes a queen slim jim, full of baby slim jims and cheese (birthing sauce, the bread is the placenta). Surely the cake is the placenta.
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Jun 8, 2023 08:28
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UwUnabomber posted:I'll fight you and I'll win because of the superior amount of carbs in a detroit style pizza. Ironic since almost all pizzas coming out of the domestic factories these days are fuel-injected.
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Jun 8, 2023 11:14
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DontMockMySmock posted:there is only one pizza rule: I was going to agree after getting my hands all messy eating the inside pieces of a square-cut pizza earlier this week, but I'm also a big supporter of Detroit style, so... 
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Jun 8, 2023 15:22
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i don't think i have ever had chicago style pizza
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Jun 8, 2023 15:56
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I thought I had a few times at like, UNO's or whatever the gently caress in the 90s, but then I went to Chicago for some wedding and my family insisted on getting a deep dish pizza and it was easily twice as thick as I'd ever encountered, it was truly intimidating It was definitely delicious but it never cooled down fully and it was violently greasy
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Jun 8, 2023 16:18
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What's weird is it varies wildly in each place's definition There's a "Chicago food" place near me in FL that caters to Chicago expats and serves deep-dish pizzas and Chicago dogs and Italian beeves and so on, but the pizza I got from them looked like this:  Just big chewy high-walled crusts, and the main pizza itself was pretty basic pizza. Thinnish bottom crust, not particularly heavy cheese or sauce, and I could barely find any of the giardiniera I asked for. The crust wasn't even buttery/flaky. Plus they only allowed one non-cheese topping, no exceptions. It just made me kind of weary It's supposed to be more like this (Uno's/Giordano's style):  Or Pequod's (even better), where it's more like this, because they cook it in a deep skillet so the crust gets all charred and crispy. And they don't skimp on the toppings like some people  And that's not a pizza rule, it's a pizza opinion broadly shared Data Graham has a new favorite as of 16:50 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 16:28
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Brawnfire posted:It was definitely delicious but it never cooled down fully and it was violently greasy Sounds like my last intimate experience.
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Jun 8, 2023 16:28
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Data Graham posted:What's weird is it varies wildly in each place's definition there is no good pizza in florida not a rule, not an opinion, but a statement of fact.
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Jun 8, 2023 16:29
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As a euro Chicago pizza seems so obviously not pizza and instead a pie and therefore exempt from pizza rules
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Jun 8, 2023 16:43
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Data Graham posted:What's weird is it varies wildly in each place's definition my first exposure to chicago pizza was in austin (it was an awesome local place that got bought out by corpos who ruined it, now it's out of business).      the only downside is it takes forever to bake, so you'd be waiting a while to get pizza, very worth it tho. LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 16:49 on Jun 8, 2023 |
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Jun 8, 2023 16:47
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Deep dish is something natives eat once every few years when we feed it to tourists or make bad decisions while drunk. True Chicago style is thin crust tavern style. https://www.bonappetit.com/story/real-chicago-pizza-tavern-style
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Jun 8, 2023 17:11
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Yeah my favorite story of Chicago style is a Texan who somehow decided to start a pizza place, but in typical Texan fashion, decided to beef up and embiggen the flat dish. And then since that managed to persist, Chicago is just stuck with it and has to defend it despite that not being the most popular style of pizza in the city, just the most different and controversial.
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Jun 8, 2023 17:26
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Butterfly Valley posted:As a euro Chicago pizza seems so obviously not pizza and instead a pie and therefore exempt from pizza rules Some sort of pizza pie you say? 
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Jun 8, 2023 19:03
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All pizzas are pies, but some are more pies than others.
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Jun 8, 2023 20:47
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Everybody likes to unite the pizza types by calling them pies, but nobody takes that in the other direction and tries just smearing a little bit of pumpkin sauce onto flatbread and calling that a pie. There's a clear difference in structural principles at work between proper pizza and a pie. I feel like with pie it's also usually more tied to the round shape. Like if somebody put a crust in a rectangular pan and filled it up, that wouldn't get called a pie. But school cafeteria pizza is still pizza.
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Jun 8, 2023 21:38
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But "Pi are squared".
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Jun 8, 2023 21:58
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We're mostly talking about good pizzas here, though. Which is worse, Altoona or St. Louis style?
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Jun 8, 2023 22:16
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FFT posted:All pizzas are pies, but some are more pies than others. Wow...Orwell much?
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Jun 8, 2023 22:18
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FFT posted:All pizzas are pies, but some are more pies than others. F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Wow...Orwell much? 4 toppings good! 2 toppings bad! EDIT: Maybe that's the key. Pizza has toppings, pie has filling.
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Jun 8, 2023 22:33
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Hoyota posted:But "Pi are squared". Pi are not squared. Pie are round. Cake are squared.
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Jun 8, 2023 22:38
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Shooting Blanks posted:We're mostly talking about good pizzas here, though. Which is worse, Altoona or St. Louis style? i recoil from sullying the word pizza by associating it with this 
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Jun 8, 2023 22:43
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Shooting Blanks posted:We're mostly talking about good pizzas here, though. Which is worse, Altoona or St. Louis style? Altoona style does not rise to the level of being a real pizza, leaving St Louis the winner and reigning champion
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Jun 8, 2023 23:02
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 7-Eleven loves donut crimes.
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Jun 8, 2023 23:04
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I know what pizza crimes are but I never thought there are standards to doughnuts.
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Jun 8, 2023 23:21
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Captain Hygiene posted:I was going to agree after getting my hands all messy eating the inside pieces of a square-cut pizza earlier this week, but I'm also a big supporter of Detroit style, so... knife and fork exists!
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Jun 8, 2023 23:24
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Well nerds and generic "fruit" frosting are donut crimes.
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Jun 9, 2023 00:20
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UwUnabomber posted:
A Nerd is NOT A SPRINKLE Perhaps in Shangri-La they are but not here
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Jun 9, 2023 00:40
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They are to me dammit
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Jun 9, 2023 01:47
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Mr.Radar posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707304392893923358/1116520730721517649/Download.mp4 I don't do this often, but I'm gonna have to call in the FBI forensics folks to follow up on this one
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Jun 9, 2023 02:04
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A very apt biohazard tattoo.
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Jun 9, 2023 02:14
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He better tip the cleaning staff with hundreds, that's borderline criminal.
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Jun 9, 2023 02:51
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Mr.Radar posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707304392893923358/1116520730721517649/Download.mp4 they did NOT cover this in my most recent pathogens class
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Jun 9, 2023 02:51
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I follow that guy’s instagram and he makes some pretty amazing toilet cuisine.
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Jun 9, 2023 02:53
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mds2 posted:I follow that guy’s instagram and he makes some pretty amazing toilet cuisine.
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Jun 9, 2023 03:14
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Brawnfire posted:A Nerd is NOT A SPRINKLE
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Jun 9, 2023 03:17
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mds2 posted:I follow that guy’s instagram and he makes some pretty amazing toilet cuisine. mods Zero_Grade posted:Are they a pizza topping? 💕 yes
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