Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
It's so hilariously petty

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

As was said previously, dude makes his living doing Geoguessr poo poo, and really hates when people gatekeep food.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1666437021911625729?s=20

What does any of that mean?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Naked Man Punch posted:

A "Baby Gronk" by any other name is just Todd Marinovich.

I would not be shocked if he flames out just as spectacularly, as well.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/975675-todd-marinovich-will-serve-as-cautionary-tale-to-young-athletes-in-espn-feature

Marinara Bambino? No, too long

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

As was said previously, dude makes his living doing Geoguessr poo poo, and really hates when people gatekeep food.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1666437021911625729?s=20

He's also one of the guys that locates where people's old family photos were taken.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1631337784182206464

...and sometimes taking even weirder challenges.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1637955098914742273

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
that guy rules

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010



what the gently caress has happened to this planet

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




:discourse:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Autisanal Cheese posted:



what the gently caress has happened to this planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8-eiBqri0U

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
I'm hoping once this cold passes all the brain cells devoted to retaining knowledge of Baby Gronk and all other associated words will have been killed off

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

So Baby Gronk is 10 years old. Livvy is 20. She decided it's good for her career to look like a pedophile? Like I know it's all kayfabe, but still

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lmao at someone concerned about wasting a realtors time

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Cleretic posted:

He's also one of the guys that locates where people's old family photos were taken.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1631337784182206464

...and sometimes taking even weirder challenges.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1637955098914742273
absolute legend

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

grittyreboot posted:

So Baby Gronk is 10 years old. Livvy is 20. She decided it's good for her career to look like a pedophile? Like I know it's all kayfabe, but still

The baby gronk video that everyone is talking about is a parody thing made about a real visit that baby gronk made to the college to talk about football poo poo. It's still very dumb but not in the exact way the video portrayed.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Oh there's a fun one under that: "I called your tailor"
Background: Derek Guy is obsessed with men's fashion and recently he's been ripping into chuds
Both of these are threads.

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1651337945704697857

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1608211197425496064?lang=en

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/JimothyBurg1ary/status/1666670180741570560?t=vSaO9-WiZoKCP8_nktfPIQ&s=19

Claeaus
Mar 29, 2010

Inceltown posted:

The baby gronk video that everyone is talking about is a parody thing made about a real visit that baby gronk made to the college to talk about football poo poo. It's still very dumb but not in the exact way the video portrayed.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Post Tweets: It's still very dumb but not in the exact way the video portrayed.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I would much rather be known for getting rich by annihilating my bussy on camera than for being piers morgan, tbh.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1666978397027803142

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
https://twitter.com/GrahamGallaghe9/status/1666823259608760320

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Reminds me of this gem from Scottish Twitter...

https://twitter.com/scottreidICW/status/1200191359656824833

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://twitter.com/FrogOnIG/status/1666610891792560128

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://archive.org/details/lp_voices-of-the-night-the-calls-of-34-frog_peter-paul-kellogg-arthur-a-allen

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Just go visit the cave yourself, make it an adventure. Bring a torch and maybe an escape rope.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

As was said previously, dude makes his living doing Geoguessr poo poo, and really hates when people gatekeep food.

Flipside of "don't gatekeep food" was an article I read from a food writer who had named a mom 'n' pop shop as his top burger spot in America. The restaurant closed a few months later after struggling with the crushloads of patrons they had to serve. The owners specifically cited that guy's article as the reason they went under.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/An_Incident_Report

There is a short story from that guy's perspective, in which he is completely unrepentant and still thinks Vader is a huge man-child.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That scene is so much funnier now that we know that Jedi were the generals in the war 21 years ago in that scene and did force things in the war.

Its like "oh, that ancient mythical event, 9/11" lmao

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

projecthalaxy posted:

That scene is so much funnier now that we know that Jedi were the generals in the war 21 years ago in that scene and did force things in the war.

Its like "oh, that ancient mythical event, 9/11" lmao

Maybe it's not so much discounting that 9/11 happened but if Bush was standing in front of you you'd be like yeah right, there's no way this guy can shear steel beams just by thinki--- urrghkkgghkkkk

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean han solo also describes lightsabers as "ancient weapons" when like, dude you're 40 something you watched the jedi loving annihilate the geonosians with them and kick off galactic world war 2.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Lobok posted:

Flipside of "don't gatekeep food" was an article I read from a food writer who had named a mom 'n' pop shop as his top burger spot in America. The restaurant closed a few months later after struggling with the crushloads of patrons they had to serve. The owners specifically cited that guy's article as the reason they went under.

Business goes under from having too many customers, tale as old as time.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Lobok posted:

Flipside of "don't gatekeep food" was an article I read from a food writer who had named a mom 'n' pop shop as his top burger spot in America. The restaurant closed a few months later after struggling with the crushloads of patrons they had to serve. The owners specifically cited that guy's article as the reason they went under.
definitely sounds like a story with layers, like an onion

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

Flipside of "don't gatekeep food" was an article I read from a food writer who had named a mom 'n' pop shop as his top burger spot in America. The restaurant closed a few months later after struggling with the crushloads of patrons they had to serve. The owners specifically cited that guy's article as the reason they went under.

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/portland/stanichs-closed-will-it-reopen-burger-quest

I remembered reading this story, so I looked it up again and um....

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Frank Frank posted:

Bookings are open for Sunday still. I asked for a virtual tour but now I’m having second thoughts. I don’t want to make some poor realtor miserable

realtors are pieces of poo poo don't feel bad lmao

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

SimonChris posted:

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/portland/stanichs-closed-will-it-reopen-burger-quest

I remembered reading this story, so I looked it up again and um....



Oh geez. There was also an earlier profile done on his restaurant years before where he didn't believe in advertising.

quote:

So I told them, the best advertising is word of mouth.

Be careful what you wish for I guess.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

SimonChris posted:

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/portland/stanichs-closed-will-it-reopen-burger-quest

I remembered reading this story, so I looked it up again and um....


Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lobok posted:

Maybe it's not so much discounting that 9/11 happened but if Bush was standing in front of you you'd be like yeah right, there's no way this guy can shear steel beams just by thinki--- urrghkkgghkkkk

:lol:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/marcrebillet/status/1667180408029454342

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

Bookings are open for Sunday still. I asked for a virtual tour but now I’m having second thoughts. I don’t want to make some poor realtor miserable
This is somehow going to end with you getting a call from Nathen Mazri telling you he's sorry but you can't see the cave.

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired
https://twitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1666828711927111681

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/grady_booch/status/1666942530209075200?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Puff_Iya/status/1666921183638433794?s=20

Gross, but I chuckled.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply