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Hate nuts, worthless and deceptive food. Of course the pecan and walnut have tons of great uses in pastries and other things.
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Deez nuts, imo
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Deez nuts, imo 
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Married 16 years today. Getting ready to board a plane for AZ for 6 days. Top Golf is on the agenda (we've never done it).
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If I don't take this last chance at wrecking the planet, someone else will and I can't live with that.
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https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1667228016911564800?s=46 sounds bad
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LeeMajors posted:I’m a cashew man m’self Here’s a guy who gets it
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Even when he’s speaking he’s an elite poster
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Not Trump but also lol https://twitter.com/MilkRoadDaily/status/1667213136900833292?s=20
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Debating if I want to just sleep on my Atlanta trip East or spend  for Wi-Fi so that I can shitpost with you dorks.
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seiferguy posted:Not Trump but also lol I have to imagine they'll be losing the naming rights to the former Staples Center pretty soon just due to inability to make payments.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Debating if I want to just sleep on my Atlanta trip East or spend Search your heart, you know the answer.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Debating if I want to just sleep on my Atlanta trip East or spend 
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Android Apocalypse posted:Debating if I want to just sleep on my Atlanta trip East or spend What are you coming to Atlanta for?
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My wife's 40th birthday tomorrow. Tonight we drop off the kid at grandma's and go out for a nice dinner. Tomorrow is a birthday party at our house, so a little bit of cleaning and hopefully relaxing before the party. Then Monday night we leave on a road trip to Raleigh for my niece's high school graduation. 13 hours in the car, so hopefully I don't drive it off a mountain somewhere in WV.
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I've posted at length about the almond and pistachio water use thing in California. One of the reasons they use so much water is the trees have to grow a few years before they make fruit, so all the water to saplings has to be factored in; and then farmers remove the trees at a certain age when their productivity begins to decline, which increases the water per nut ratio because their concern is maximum production, not maximum water efficiency. It's not a direct comparison to municipal (treated) water usage, and the golf courses that use treated water instead of greywater are the worst, but golf courses in general are wasteful in part because they must keep a lot of grass extremely green and also extremely short cropped, and that's again like the worst case scenario for water efficiency. California's water rights are a massive mess, and even though the entire agricultural sector is only about 3% of California's economy, it's hugely important politically and so despite a decade of solid democratic supermajorities, the political will to make serious, sweeping changes to water usage by ag in the state just isn't there. There have been some small victories but far too slow. This year we finally got enough rain to officially not be in drought, so that means nothing whatsoever will be done for at least two more years.
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I get that the status quo is costly, but what even is California without the fruits and nuts?   
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wandler20 posted:Married 16 years today. Getting ready to board a plane for AZ for 6 days. Top Golf is on the agenda (we've never done it). Happy anniversary!
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General Dog posted:I get that the status quo is costly, but what even is California without the fruits and nuts? Florida (a bunch of raisins)
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General Dog posted:I get that the status quo is costly, but what even is California without the fruits and nuts? boooo
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Personally I get my best classified nuclear secrets reading done on the shitter too
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Robert Hanssen's cell at ADX opened up last week Just sayin
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dirty shrimp money posted:Robert Hanssen's cell at ADX opened up last week Our news talk FM station, which is of course conservative but usually a less-stupid flavor of conservative so at least sporadically listenable, had their morning people going off about MURDERED? when they heard about Hanssen, so like a chump I called and got to tell them on-air that he was 79 years old, spent 23 hours a day in a 7x12 foot cell for the last two decades, had any information of value interrogated out of him long ago, and initial news reports even quoted Bureau of Prison sources calling it natural causes, so maybe he could at least pretend to be a normally intelligent adult while on air. The response was some flavor of "I'm just sayin", so I asked him if he was this suspicious about official deaths in custody of people didn't pass the paper bag test, and got hung up on lol
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In case someone from this forum isn’t in the cspam trump thread right now
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Explain this to me because I do not get it. The backstory is that SB and I need a new toilet seat. He sent me the link the Amazon listing of the one he wants.  Extended stays? Bitch how long do you plan to be there? How long has that guy been there? Is this a hotel? Do you plan to move in?  EXCUSE ME? An HOUR? You’re a father and you get to spend an entire 60 loving minutes on the toilet alone? Are you joking? Why do you need a full hour? Sir, let me talk to your wife and see what she thinks about all this. I bet she wishes that seat were far less comfy. Anyway, I know y’all are in there playing on your phones and I get that but if your legs are falling asleep it’s time to pinch it off and get up. I can’t imagine sitting there that long. Get in, get the job done, and get out. drat.
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Think of it like commuting to work. You want a car that offers comfort and good mileage, much like a proper toilet seat.
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She posted that from the toilet.
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Silly Burrito posted:She posted that from the toilet. I DID NOT.
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I started taking Metamucil a few months ago and it changed my life.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Think of it like commuting to work. You want a car that offers comfort and good mileage, much like a proper toilet seat. I understand commuting because one must get from point A to point B, but I don’t think this is the same. And if you do need to sit there that long then a) it wasn’t ready, come back later, or b) something in your diet is off and you should fix that because this is a Symptom.
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Sometimes you gotta wait for the last straggler in the platoon to make his way back to the company
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You realize men aren't literally making GBS threads for an hour, right?
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I never understood sitting on the toilet for a long time. I like to get in and out and get on with my life.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Sometimes you gotta wait for the last straggler in the platoon to make his way back to the company There’s a “leave no man behind” joke for this somewhere but I’m too dumb to find it
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Ehud posted:I never understood sitting on the toilet for a long time. just like sex
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Braksgirl posted:I understand commuting because one must get from point A to point B, but I don’t think this is the same. And if you do need to sit there that long then a) it wasn’t ready, come back later, or b) something in your diet is off and you should fix that because this is a Symptom. You are fortunate I guess not to have to deal with Symptoms but for some folks, those Symptoms are addressed with medication, dietary restrictions, and, occasionally, an hour on the throne. Like the ad mentions the dude has GI problems - that could for example be chron's disease, celiac disease, IBS, or even a person who had part of their intestinal tract removed due to cancer, a wound or accident, etc. Personally I don't think outside of food poisoning or severe flu I've been stuck for more than 30m, but my wife has, she's missing a third of her colon after an illeal intussusception caused by a mucosal tumor and there's basically nothing she can do to prevent occasional nasty episodes.
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Intruder posted:just like sex that’s right
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