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nathen putting every instance of "clean" in a circle, like every instance of "house" being blue in house of leaves
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have you guys watched the nathaneats video with sound all the way through? at the like 12-13 second mark there's a weird sound
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Jun 8, 2023 22:19
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Frank Frank posted:
quote:FOUNDER OF THE 1ST GARFIELDEATS LASAGNA FAST-FOOD CHAIN You know, as compared to all those other GarfieldEATS lasagna fast-food chains that would follow.
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Jun 9, 2023 00:05
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New website just dropped
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hemale in pain posted:have you guys watched the nathaneats video with sound all the way through? at the like 12-13 second mark there's a weird sound Nathen better not be making an ARG. The world will not be able to deal with a Nathan ARG.
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Jun 9, 2023 05:15
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hemale in pain posted:have you guys watched the nathaneats video with sound all the way through? at the like 12-13 second mark there's a weird sound Lol gently caress no
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Jun 9, 2023 05:16
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dr_rat posted:Nathen better not be making an ARG. The world will not be able to deal with a Nathan ARG. We are living in it.
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Jun 9, 2023 05:31
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pseudanonymous posted:We are living in it. I mean that would explain why the world is so weird and garbage.
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Jun 9, 2023 05:36
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have you guys seen his 'artwork' actual raging
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Jun 9, 2023 23:03
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Peanut Butter posted:have you guys seen his 'artwork' lemme just pop over to his website and oh contemptuous sigh
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Jun 9, 2023 23:09
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Huh, gluing cereal to a box and putting Pop in blackface, very bold vision of unpronounceable ingredients
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Jun 9, 2023 23:10
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They’re not even full size boxes. He just bought a variety pack of the single-serve sizes.
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Jun 9, 2023 23:19
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Is Nathan loving a huge Garfield plushie still the highlight of this thread?
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Jun 9, 2023 23:36
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Jelly posted:Is Nathan loving a huge Garfield plushie still the highlight of this thread? I suppose that depends on how you define the word “highlight”
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Jun 9, 2023 23:57
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Oh wow he updated Ed the NathenEats page.
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Jun 9, 2023 23:58
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That's certainly a thing that happened, I guess
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Jun 10, 2023 00:03
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Dr. Quarex posted:Huh, gluing cereal to a box and putting Pop in blackface, very bold vision of unpronounceable ingredients that is SNAP you loving FOOL more seriously though, I appreciate how clicking Learn More just takes you back to the top of the same NathenEats page instead of anywhere else. It just feels right for Nathen's brand
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Jun 10, 2023 00:10
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im saint germain posted:that is SNAP you loving FOOL
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Jun 10, 2023 00:28
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i dont want to click on that guys website but I also get the gist it might not be something anyone would want to directly screenshot and post itt either. Maybe I'll just die not knowing. That sounds safer.
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Jun 10, 2023 01:49
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Plant MONSTER. posted:i dont want to click on that guys website but I also get the gist it might not be something anyone would want to directly screenshot and post itt either. Maybe I'll just die not knowing. That sounds safer. Lemme walk you through it: Picture a small cereal box, the kind you get at a hotel. Now picture someone using it as a paint by numbers to paint that exact cereal box on the front of that cereal box. Now picture that they've glued some of the cereal to the box like a gradeschooler. Can you see it, right there, in your mind's eye? You have completely experienced NathenEats.
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Jun 10, 2023 01:53
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quote:Jim Davis, a hero, the animator behind the beloved Garfield comic strip, played a pivotal role in Nathan's artistic journey taking the responsibility of a mega brand by giving him the encouragement and assurance he needed to pursue this creative passion in life as a crazy young rebel as Jim describes Nathen in his meeting in Muncie. In which Nathen confirms he's been diagnosed with bi-polar and credits Jim Davis for saving him from it, via a slideshow video that includes a broken image link that stays on screen for around 3 seconds, and ends abruptly mid-sentence.
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Jun 10, 2023 01:57
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Garfield Teats
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Jun 10, 2023 02:04
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DoombatINC posted:Lemme walk you through it: Picture a small cereal box, the kind you get at a hotel. Now picture someone using it as a paint by numbers to paint that exact cereal box on the front of that cereal box. Now picture that they've glued some of the cereal to the box like a gradeschooler. Can you see it, right there, in your mind's eye? You have completely experienced NathenEats. i can and it can't be right so i caved and looked and by jove it was right.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:59
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biosterous posted:nathen putting every instance of "clean" in a circle, like every instance of "house" being blue in house of leaves #1: I get this reference #2: Comparing one of the worst examples of humanity of all time to the best horror novel of all time triggers me. I love you.
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Jun 10, 2023 04:35
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I gave that book to my wife for her birthday and she was convinced for a while that I was mentally I’ll
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Jun 10, 2023 04:37
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I don't understand the cereal at all Like the site is your usual self promoting "entrepreneur" grift (albeit a more totally bizarre version than normal because Nathen) and then he's just gluing cereal to the outside of cereal boxes in the middle of these big screeds of text I somehow find this even stranger than the podcasts
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Jun 10, 2023 05:10
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A CRAB IRL posted:I don't understand the cereal at all Lol he’s a cereal entrepreneur 
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Jun 10, 2023 13:26
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Those grandiose, carefully composed shots of stately gallery spaces... With Nathen's macaroni art photoshopped in the middle are extremely funny
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Jun 10, 2023 13:43
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That site... I just cant. There is at least one wrong use of punctuation or grammar in almost every quote that shows that it's just posted verbatim as Nathen wrote it.
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Jun 10, 2023 15:09
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init posted:Lol he’s a cereal entrepreneur Boo
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Jun 10, 2023 15:41
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steinrokkan posted:Those grandiose, carefully composed shots of stately gallery spaces... With Nathen's macaroni art photoshopped in the middle are extremely funny And shopped in with zero sense of scale so they look like 12x18 works, not tiny single serving boxes. That's what slayed me.
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Jun 10, 2023 16:35
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It's funny AF that he keeps shoehorning poor Jim Davis into every loving thing he does. Also:  Graphic design is my passion. 
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Jun 10, 2023 17:13
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Why is he making that face
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Jun 10, 2023 17:15
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A+ photoshoppery, my dude:
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Jun 10, 2023 17:16
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MrQwerty posted:Why is he making that face Some questions are best left unanswered.
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Jun 10, 2023 17:16
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MrQwerty posted:Why is he making that face ominous symbol.
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Jun 10, 2023 17:16
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Whimsy
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Jun 10, 2023 17:21
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New thread title? GarfieldEats: Nostalgia and happiness, juxtaposed with ominous symbols and dark undertones.
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Jun 10, 2023 17:22
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Frank Frank posted:A+ photoshoppery, my dude: If he actually made corn flakes half the size of somebody’s head that would be kinda cool though
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Jun 10, 2023 17:24
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That site also looks like he used every possible template at the same time.
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A CRAB IRL posted:I don't understand the cereal at all He's going to turn out to be a serial killer or some other kind of totally insane criminal
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