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Gluttony is now replaced with not covering your mouth with your elbow when you cough
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 09:00 |
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Subscribing to more than two streaming services has been upgraded from venial to mortal.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 09:01 |
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ONLY women can be priests now
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 09:02 |
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Being "cringe"
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 09:04 |
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Murder is okay if everyone agrees the dead person was just the worst
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 09:24 |
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You can stone thy neighbor if they obsessively post on Nextdoor about "suspicious" people.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 11:38 |
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Thou shalt not use the eggplant emoji.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 11:39 |
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N. Senada posted:Subscribing to more than two streaming services has been upgraded from venial to mortal. ok but Amazon Prime doesn't count
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 11:39 |
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“Willful Ignorance” is at the top of my list. Also, FYGM should be in it’s own category. It’s like Avarice, Wrath, and Pride rolled up in one. “Hey God, know those mortal sins? We’re doing combos now.”.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 12:42 |
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warez
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 13:07 |
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Richard Cabeza posted:“Willful Ignorance” is at the top of my list. we can just condense all of these down to "Being Unashamedly American"
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 13:36 |
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Being a freak or weirdo
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 13:56 |
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Smugworth posted:Being a freak or weirdo https://youtu.be/UviB-jEZU9E
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 14:00 |
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Pride is a good thing now
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 14:03 |
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thou shall not watch anime, nor read genre fiction
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 14:59 |
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Homosexuality is now a virtue.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:02 |
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Thou shalt not fornicate with thy stepsister while she is doing laundry.
The Bramble fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jun 11, 2023 |
# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:03 |
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Its easier to parallel park inside the eye of a needle than for a car haver to get into heaven
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:04 |
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Atonement for your sins may be achieved by not using social media or appearing as a cameo in a sitcom for a period of time proscribed by an anointed priest.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:05 |
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laserghost posted:thou shall not watch anime
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:11 |
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Update the snake into a cat. A loathsome, two faced beast.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:17 |
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lust is now known as being "horny on main"
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:26 |
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Not shutting the gently caress up is now a mortal sin. Everyone be the hell quiet
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:29 |
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I'm replacing gluttony with silliness.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:40 |
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Can we fit being a lunk in there somewhere?
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 15:49 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can we fit being a lunk in there somewhere? Thou shalt not grunt in church, unless thou art ejaculating.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 16:26 |
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Usury replaced with Usenet
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 16:34 |
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Inceldom should be in there
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 16:36 |
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Maintain the holy silence in public restrooms. It is an abomination to speak aloud at the urinals.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 16:52 |
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Icochet posted:warez Do you pronounce warez like "wares" or like it's a Hispanic name?
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Not returning your shopping cart means you will never reach heaven.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 17:03 |
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update the 10 commandments too there's some redundant ones marked for deletion
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 17:12 |
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Hating olives (the real thing, not Three Olives, which is normal and accepted)
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 17:27 |
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Thou shalt not spit gum out or hock loogies in a public area. Because that poo poo is loving nasty.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 17:41 |
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1. Cringe 2. Cop 3. Hentai 4. Hetero 5. Emoji 6. Streaming 7. ChatGPT
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 18:03 |
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Making a superhero movie
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 18:07 |
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tugging, top of the list i'm afraid to say
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Thou shalt not drill
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 18:10 |
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Uploading funny videos without sound. Straight to hell.
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 20:12 |
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Spinz posted:Inceldom should be in there Is volceldom still ok?
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# ? Jun 11, 2023 20:50 |