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Leal posted:Goons are seriously unwell Sounds like that poster was a normal one.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:50 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 09:18 |
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dont ask me to try to differentiate goon food horror
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:50 |
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Violen posted:the goon who subsisted entirely on cheese Was this the goon who was lactose intolerant and their rear end blasts were so toxic that coworkers refused to work near them, and they considered suing their employer for discrimination when told to stop gassing their fellow coworkers?
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:52 |
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probably but that sounds fake as hell which is disappointing so ill make up something funnier in my head
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:53 |
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Frank Frank posted:I thought it was bacon and his doctor told him he was going to die I think the one Violen's referring to was eating fistfuls of cheese every day and as a result was regularly dropping gas bombs at work so bad that they'd have to clear the factory floor while it aired out, eventually got diagnosed as lactose intolerant, and instead of doing the normal thing and not eating dairy anymore decided that this meant they had a disability and couldn't be fired for their lethal flatulence and thus they were was gonna keep eating fistfuls of cheese every day e:f,b
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:53 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Wk4c9N5.mp4
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:54 |
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qnqnx posted:
and it should be no surprise to anyone, when he was an active poster, what threads he used to post in
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:55 |
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yes lmao
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:56 |
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Fajita Queen posted:American cheese is designed specifically to be melted on burgers etc. so that's a perfect use for it. yeah it's too bad it tastes like GARBAGE
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:57 |
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cheese fart goon https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3512850&userid=191918&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 quote:My problem with flatulence is chronic but I have sometimes have really bad episodes and it is really bad when I am at work. I have to constantly keep myself from passing gas because it is embarrassing and very unpleasant for other people working around me. later quote:***UPDATE***
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 04:58 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:00 |
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pentyne posted:cheese fart goon Gonna admit it right here that I absolutely understand this dedication to cheese, and thank gently caress that I am not lactose intolerant myself. Cheese is good, and good cheese is even better.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:00 |
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pentyne posted:cheese fart goon a true ride-or-die cheese-head. respect
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:01 |
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Was there a guy an all-bacon diet or am I crazy? Some super keto thing?
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:04 |
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Frank Frank posted:Was there a guy an all-bacon diet or am I crazy? Some super keto thing? one goon dreamed of bread because his body was starving and was begging him to eat a carb
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:05 |
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Frank Frank posted:Was there a guy an all-bacon diet or am I crazy? Some super keto thing? Yeah the atkins diet thread where the dude ate bacon eggs and cheese made in bacon grease then was put on statins at 21 years old
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:13 |
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The low carb threads were always a wild ride This was a goon making struggle meals of bacon and peanut butter https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406&userid=146138#post396550078 quote:I just wanted to get some feedback from you guys on my breakfast. For the past week or two my breakfast has consisted of three slices of bacon, and then eggs and cheese scrambled in the same pan that the bacon was in with all the grease. Should I be emptying the grease out before I make it, or is it alright to leave in there? It makes my eggs taste so much better. quote:My breakfast for the past month has been four-six scrambled eggs (normally made the Ramsey way) and four-six pieces of bacon. This morning though, I was in a bit of a hurry so I decided to just scramble my eggs in the left over bacon grease like I used to love to do. Holy poo poo, it just doesn't compare anymore. quote:Thanks for all the advice! Today was my first day eating more, and since I worked out in the morning I ate 5 eggs mixed with 1 tbsp of butter and 2 tbsp of cream cheese, 4 pieces of bacon, and 2 oz of peanuts for breakfast. Then for lunch I ate a pound of steak along with a huge bowl of spinich, and I think I'll have some bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner. I freaking love low carb dieting. It's so delicious. quote:I've been running a bit low on money recently, but want to keep up my low carb ways. How terrible would it be for me to eat nothing but peanut butter, eggs, bacon, and hot dogs for the next two or three weeks? quote:Holy poo poo. I just got my results back from the doctor. Keep in mind I'm a 21 year old male that's 6'0 and 165 lbs. this person was losing their mind over the idea low carb could possibly be unhealthy https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=289#post396554724 quote:Really? Are you loving serious?
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:14 |
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my nuclear farts are making me consider lowtaxing myself
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:15 |
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I will never not laugh at "I just got back from the doctor, how hosed am I goons? "
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:16 |
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thinking about phil pouring hot grease down the toilet after talking about how you should never pour it down your sink now
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:17 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:thinking about phil pouring hot grease down the toilet after talking about how you should never pour it down your sink now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEODuhmgdU
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTktL2P0OMA
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:22 |
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Tenkaris posted:I will never not laugh at "I just got back from the doctor, how hosed am I goons? " Asking goons to confirm or deny your medical diagnosis you got from an actual doctor is always a good idea
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:25 |
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Autisanal Cheese posted:and it should be no surprise to anyone, when he was an active poster, what threads he used to post in lmao every time
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:33 |
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lmao I forgot how often he would invoke how he was a gamer and would say things like how cooking requires the dexterity a gamer would have to use a controller.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:39 |
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Phil FTW
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:40 |
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Leal posted:Phil FTW
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:50 |
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Leal posted:lmao I forgot how often he would invoke how he was a gamer and would say things like how cooking requires the dexterity a gamer would have to use a controller. He’s right.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 05:58 |
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Leal posted:lmao I forgot how often he would invoke how he was a gamer and would say things like how cooking requires the dexterity a gamer would have to use a controller.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 06:14 |
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qnqnx posted:
weird to only get 18 hours for being a confirmed kiwifarms guy lol
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 06:31 |
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pentyne posted:cheese fart goon cheese is a sometimes food.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 06:33 |
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Ibram Gaunt posted:weird to only get 18 hours for being a confirmed kiwifarms guy lol It's utterly bullshit and I do not recall if that got fought when it happened but doesn't matter, they are gone and that's good . Fajita Queen posted:cheese is a sometimes food. Those are fighting words.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 06:36 |
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Boba Pearl posted:I really just love dogs, and cats I've been bitten by both before, and I still am like "Oh my god, cute puppy is a wittle mad." The dog stuff is upsetting, so teasing about it helps a bit. I do be loving dogs so much though. dogs are pretty great. cats are great too, but often for totally different reasons. it's two great friend flavors, people should just pick the one they like more. anyhow, love your dumb fur friends like they love you.
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 07:58 |
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qnqnx posted:It's utterly bullshit and I do not recall if that got fought when it happened but doesn't matter, they are gone and that's good .
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 09:07 |
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lol ol yeller choosing violence
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 09:32 |
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correctly so, but lol at the idea of anything coming from this
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 09:44 |
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Maybe this time will be different
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 11:17 |
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o forums rememberers, have there been any other notable sagas from someone modding while under the influence? (other than Lowtax, obviously)
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 11:22 |
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Was Cyrano the Well-Sourced Stormfront guy as well as the baby blowjob guy
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 11:31 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 09:18 |
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Yes And the sources were like: Wikipedia.com/jew Wikipedia.com/1488 Wikipedia.com/n-word(racial_slur)
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