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Hvad alena, hvad alena Hvad alena ve-nis'mecha.
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"I'm hungry" "Hi Hungry, I'm DAD TO THE BONE"
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Just weigh yourself before and after
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Milo and POTUS posted:Just weigh yourself before and after No but this can tell you to the second if you've shat to hard and accidentally shat out your soul. Always got to watch for that extra 21 gram dip.
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Jun 13, 2023 04:40
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I weigh myself before and after taking a poo poo, almost every morning lol. The special scale seat is pointless though.
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Jun 13, 2023 05:00
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LifeSunDeath posted:I weigh myself before and after taking a poo poo, almost every morning lol. The special scale seat is pointless though. Well don't leave us hanging, here
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Jun 13, 2023 05:04
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LifeSunDeath posted:I weigh myself before and after taking a poo poo, almost every morning lol. The special scale seat is pointless though. Same. You can just balance the scale on the front part of the toilet seat, leave enough of a gap between the scale and the back of the seat to poo poo through, and crouch on the scale. I don't know why anyone would try to reinvent this particular wheel.
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put a bowl on the scale, zero the scale, poo poo into the bowl are you all new
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As if I could read that display while in process. Feh.
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ante posted:Well don't leave us hanging, here Yeah, pinch us off and wipe. ...wait, what are we talking about?
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy posted:The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.
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Jun 13, 2023 05:58
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Weighing yourself before and after shows the total of piss and poo poo. This allows the calculation of individual expulsions.
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Jun 13, 2023 06:13
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They should integrate achievements into that thing.
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Jun 13, 2023 06:23
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Inceltown posted:Weighing yourself before and after shows the total of piss and poo poo. This allows the calculation of individual expulsions. Piss first
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Milo and POTUS posted:Piss first wise man once said, you aren't done making GBS threads until you've pissed twice
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Code Jockey posted:put a bowl on the scale, zero the scale, poo poo into the bowl You put da lime in the coconut and do a big poo poo
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Raluek posted:wise man once said, you aren't done making GBS threads until you've pissed twice 
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Milo and POTUS posted:Piss first then tare
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Jun 13, 2023 10:23
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How does it work if you're eating while you're making GBS threads?
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Goons sure get derailed easily by piss and poo poo
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Yes, but can it plot weight lost over time spent sitting? Create weight per turd averages?
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This illuminates the toilet making GBS threads nature of pyf, as opposed to the pants making GBS threads nature of gbs.
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Stoatbringer posted:How does it work if you're eating while you're making GBS threads? average the shits?
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Just weigh your food before you eat it, tare out the container and do some math. EZ
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That's one slippery slope 
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credburn posted:That's one slippery slope Depends how much lube you use in my experience
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Yes, but can it plot weight lost over time spent sitting? Can it auto offset your smartphone weight?
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There will be some buoyancy loss through farting.
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Interesting; farts are pressurized before release. Will there be a net increase or decrease in apparent weight, caused by farting?
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There is also some reaction mass and escape velocity. Apparent weight will probably go down slightly during the initial thrust phase, and go back up again after touchdown/reentry.
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Not every pee pee time is poo poo time, but every poo poo time is pee pee time.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not every pee pee time is poo poo time, but every poo poo time is pee pee time. 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not every pee pee time is poo poo time, but every poo poo time is pee pee time. No man ever shits. Every poo poo is actually a shart.
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Speak for yourself 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:No man ever shits. Every poo poo is actually a shart. Ohhh that's from Braveheart, isn't it?
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What you take a poo poo and gain weight?
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