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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
There's an adorable photo out there of Warwick in full makeup learning how to use a bong.

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Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Now I want a whole series of Lifetime movies except with Leprechauns

Stalked by a Leprechaun
The Leprechaun Nanny
Surrogate Leprechaun Nightmare
18 and Pregnant by a Leprechaun
The Leprechaun She Met Online

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The End of the Rainbow

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Mother May I Sleep With The Leprechaun

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Wasn't there a Leprechaun in da' Hood too, or did I just imagine that? I kind of hope I imagined that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6DoEYfr4UU

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Wasn't there a Leprechaun in da' Hood too, or did I just imagine that? I kind of hope I imagined that.

Not only did that exist, there was even a Leprechaun: Back to Tha Hood

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CelticPredator posted:

I feel like the AA12 got big from COD MW2, but maybe I'm wrong. After that it was Predators, and then Expendables.

yeah but Predators didn't make anything big

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

yeah but Predators didn't make anything big

And also only came out a month before the first expendables.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Tars Tarkas posted:

Now I want a whole series of Lifetime movies except with Leprechauns

Stalked by a Leprechaun
The Leprechaun Nanny
Surrogate Leprechaun Nightmare
18 and Pregnant by a Leprechaun
The Leprechaun She Met Online


The Christmas Leprechaun

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
leprechaun takes a trip to ireland and gets depressed because no one cares you're one fifth irish

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Professor Shark posted:

I’d watch one where the leprechaun found a group of teens and taught them the importance of friendship and community service

Then they get killed in the next one by the teal leprechaun

Interesting typo. Could always have the leprechaun be friends with a bunch of teens who don't steal his gold, in between brutally murdering the ones who did.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

yeah but Predators didn't make anything big

Lawrence Fishburne was pretty big in it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Some goon was bartending when Predators came out and served Adrien Brody. He asked him how he got so fit for the role and Brody just said “Steroids.” Lol

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Professor Shark posted:

Some goon was bartending when Predators came out and served Adrien Brody. He asked him how he got so fit for the role and Brody just said “Steroids.” Lol

He didn't even look that fit so the studio did a press release about how he trained crossfit look more like an actual special forces soldier and not like some roided up body builder.

He also didn't look like someone in special forces but that's beside the point

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Basebf555 posted:

The thing with The Expendables movies is they look like poo poo. They are drab, boring looking films, which for me is a deal-breaker in the age of John Wick.

Adkins fights Statham in 2? Next to a helicopter and it's completely incomprehensible due to bad lighting, let alone bad editing

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Predators is not a good movie at all, but it totally beat Expendables at its own concept.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
they got treat williams https://twitter.com/people/status/1668432595288203265?s=20

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Apparently, his last tweet. He just mowed his lawn earlier today.
https://twitter.com/Rtreatwilliams/status/1668328124181012480?s=20

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



Well gently caress

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


That sucks, he was one of those dudes who showed up in all sorts of things

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


I guess Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is a real movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4uyD8FFUIw

quote:

Sweet, awkward 16-year-old Ruby Gillman (Lana Condor, To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before franchise) is desperate to fit in at Oceanside High, but she mostly just feels invisible.

She’s math-tutoring her skater-boy crush (Jaboukie Young-White, Ralph Breaks the Internet), who only seems to admire her for her fractals, and she’s prevented from hanging out with the cool kids at the beach because her over-protective supermom (Oscar® nominee Toni Collette, Knives Out), has forbade Ruby from ever getting in the water.

But when she breaks her mom’s #1 rule, Ruby will discover that she is a direct descendant of the warrior Kraken queens and is destined to inherit the throne from her commanding grandmother (Academy Award® winner Jane Fonda), the Warrior Queen of the Seven Seas.

The Kraken are sworn to protect the oceans of the world against the vain, power-hungry mermaids who have been battling with the Kraken for eons. There’s one major, and immediate, problem with that: The school’s beautiful, popular new girl, Chelsea (Emmy winner Annie Murphy, Schitt’s Creek) just happens to be a mermaid. Ruby will ultimately need to embrace who she is and go big to protect those she loves most.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Tars Tarkas posted:

I guess Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is a real movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4uyD8FFUIw

Opening against the little mermaid featuring an antagonist who's basically an off brand ariel rules but I don't know about the rest of the film

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Alan Smithee posted:

they got treat williams

Dude is fine, he’s technically been dead since ‘88:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lANTWY4iaE

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Tars Tarkas posted:

I guess Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is a real movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4uyD8FFUIw

You could maybe argue that it’s not.

https://twitter.com/hollywoodhandle/status/1668386886333726723

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Rudy Giuliani: teenage kraken does not look like a good movie.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pixar AND Dreamworks both having independent flops about now is probably saying something.

Though Puss in Boots was a banger. I imagine that was likely a different team.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Tars Tarkas posted:

I guess Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken is a real movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4uyD8FFUIw

going from paras 2 to 3 in that blurb is quite a mode shift

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Remulak posted:

Dude is fine, he’s technically been dead since ‘88:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lANTWY4iaE

I’ve been avoiding this movie for a long time because I want to set Joe Piscopo on fire but that was pretty funny.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Should have been Ruby Gillwoman

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Yeah, "Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken" sounds like the title of a fake movie you'd see on some cartoon.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

AceOfFlames posted:

Yeah, "Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken" sounds like the title of a fake movie you'd see on some cartoon.

I seriously assumed the title was just inherited from some YA thing it’s adapting but nope, just looked it up and it’s a completely original screenplay.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

The movie looks like it was done in the corporate art style (AKA Corporate Memphis).

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The movie looks like it was done in the corporate art style (AKA Corporate Memphis).

Also seems like they run out of budget halfway through. I know some dreamworks films can look cheap, but this looks real cheap. Half the scenes it looks like they didn't even have enough money to make a background for the shot.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/PoorOldRoloTony/status/1667907360583475200?s=20

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Hey, remember when he did Death of Superman and had a bunch of famous friends play the parts? I wonder why he didn't do that again.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The confusing thing about the trailer is that apparently the titular Ruby Gillman is pretending to be human even though she's, you know, blue.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
People are allowed to be sad.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

muscles like this! posted:

The confusing thing about the trailer is that apparently the titular Ruby Gillman is pretending to be human even though she's, you know, blue.

I'm sure they make some really bad joke about it at the start and basically ignore it after that.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



muscles like this! posted:

The confusing thing about the trailer is that apparently the titular Ruby Gillman is pretending to be human even though she's, you know, blue.

Maybe everyone just thinks her parents are big into alternative medicine and she's just doped up on colloidal silver

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

dr_rat posted:

I'm sure they make some really bad joke about it at the start and basically ignore it after that.

the most tasteless unfunny thing I can think of is a joke about skin color/race where the punchline is the protagonist saying "check your privilege, jeez" so it's probably that

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