Lt. Cock posted:

My uncle works for the aliens and he is also an alien and I got to ride in the alien space boat

Bug Squash posted:

Mick is still 100% right about the ufo videos he took apart

jmnmu posted:

he embarrassed himself trying to debunk the tic tac video

A Fancy Hat posted:

Have the aliens come to Earth just to get forklift certified?

GABA ghoul posted:

There has been another huge intelligence leak. Has this been discussed here already?

https://twitter.com/frankmcdonald/status/1668584838201212933?t=jCM-k8ImjQesgQiJB5oqWw&s=19

What does the Pope know?

RatHat posted:

I was disappointed to realize the clowns there are politicians and it wasn’t an article about war between actual clowns

Bug Squash posted:

, but keep on believing

Something's been bothering me about the whistleblower. He sincerely believes that the US is killing people to keep UFOs secret. So does he seriously believe that whistleblower protection is going to keep him safe from a delta force black bag team? Like, all those guys had legal protection from being murdered, my dude.

Zzulu posted:

UFOS are not real, this is an affront to god

they are angels

Zzulu posted:

UFOS are not real, this is an affront to god

they are angels

A Fancy Hat posted:

I saw footage of the supposed Las Vegas alien sighting. It's grainy as poo poo and basically impossible to discern anything, but apparently there's an alien sitting inside a forklift?

Have the aliens come to Earth just to get forklift certified?

naem posted:

the clown pope should not have cheated with my McDonalds alien workmate imo

bees everywhere posted:

https://imgur.com/a/NXjWQaN

It reads like it was written by a 17-year old but my uncle who works at the alien factory said it's legit.

Bug Squash posted:

, but keep on believing

Something's been bothering me about the whistleblower. He sincerely believes that the US is killing people to keep UFOs secret. So does he seriously believe that whistleblower protection is going to keep him safe from a delta force black bag team? Like, all those guys had legal protection from being murdered, my dude.

Horrorosaurus posted:

that CSPAM thread 3 years ago went to such length, all the authors and witnesses that were posted. guys with goofy hair or silly shirts. A name "louie" is one they grasped unto for far enough for it to become embarrassing.

Then on it went and the last time I looked they were trying to send each other signals of some sort which sounds cool if you're 13 and lived in the 90's but it was a good time to nope the gently caress out.

Of course if, after the initial disappointment in the quality of sources, you said something was ridiculous they were "just chilling and joking bro lol", and yeah there was and obvious pattern of "of course X is a hoax BUT something that's been bothering me for some time is how Y" sorta thing. I get it, have your fun. But honestly you've got aliens in the midst of all this? I'd say you're too too well off or not doing anything at all except for way too much weed lol

Sorry only alien thing I can come up with is president 45 of the USA. and if the UFO cult over at CSPAM is still ongoing I'd dare not look up on how far off they've gone.

Horrorosaurus posted:

that CSPAM thread 3 years ago went to such length, all the authors and witnesses that were posted. guys with goofy hair or silly shirts. A name "louie" is one they grasped unto for far enough for it to become embarrassing.

Then on it went and the last time I looked they were trying to send each other signals of some sort which sounds cool if you're 13 and lived in the 90's but it was a good time to nope the gently caress out.

Of course if, after the initial disappointment in the quality of sources, you said something was ridiculous they were "just chilling and joking bro lol", and yeah there was and obvious pattern of "of course X is a hoax BUT something that's been bothering me for some time is how Y" sorta thing. I get it, have your fun. But honestly you've got aliens in the midst of all this? I'd say you're too too well off or not doing anything at all except for way too much weed lol

Sorry only alien thing I can come up with is president 45 of the USA. and if the UFO cult over at CSPAM is still ongoing I'd dare not look up on how far off they've gone.

Horrorosaurus posted:

that CSPAM thread 3 years ago went to such length, all the authors and witnesses that were posted. guys with goofy hair or silly shirts. A name "louie" is one they grasped unto for far enough for it to become embarrassing.

Then on it went and the last time I looked they were trying to send each other signals of some sort which sounds cool if you're 13 and lived in the 90's but it was a good time to nope the gently caress out.

Of course if, after the initial disappointment in the quality of sources, you said something was ridiculous they were "just chilling and joking bro lol", and yeah there was and obvious pattern of "of course X is a hoax BUT something that's been bothering me for some time is how Y" sorta thing. I get it, have your fun. But honestly you've got aliens in the midst of all this? I'd say you're too too well off or not doing anything at all except for way too much weed lol

Sorry only alien thing I can come up with is president 45 of the USA. and if the UFO cult over at CSPAM is still ongoing I'd dare not look up on how far off they've gone.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Lt. Cock posted:

A man on tiktok told me that there was some such explosive disclosure conference yesterday

Edit: found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=live?zDY7t6HihCw

Someone watch and tl;dr this and I promise to believe all of it

I have no idea how to link this correctly

Bula Vinaka posted:

I read Communion when I was in college. I'm an English major, and I happened to be taking a class where we were spending a lot of time reading various works by Edgar Allen Poe. Because I was reading Communion at the same time, I noticed more than a few similarities as to how things were structured and being described. A lot of antagonistic characters in Poe's works are described similar to the way Strieber's large eyed "visitors" are. For another example, in The Pit and the Pendulum, the way the character describes waking up on a table, with the metal device over him which he doesn't know what it is at first, the way he is thirsty, etc., just the structure of it, the descriptions of everything, and other things were VERY similar to me to what Strieber describes when waking up in the "experiment" room (also with an unfamiliar device over him). So either:

1) Poe also had "visitor" experiences and he either didn't realize it, or didn't want to talk about it, so he put it into his works, or

2) Strieber has a literary background, being a writer and all, and draws on Gothic tradition (like Poe did), as well as other literary works that he himself studied (being a horror writer, he surely is familiar with Poe) to compose a compelling work of fiction disguised as reality... a "found footage" novel, if you will.

Which is more likely?

Bula Vinaka posted:

thats a fish

Bula Vinaka posted:

I read Communion when I was in college. I'm an English major, and I happened to be taking a class where we were spending a lot of time reading various works by Edgar Allen Poe. Because I was reading Communion at the same time, I noticed more than a few similarities as to how things were structured and being described. A lot of antagonistic characters in Poe's works are described similar to the way Strieber's large eyed "visitors" are. For another example, in The Pit and the Pendulum, the way the character describes waking up on a table, with the metal device over him which he doesn't know what it is at first, the way he is thirsty, etc., just the structure of it, the descriptions of everything, and other things were VERY similar to me to what Strieber describes when waking up in the "experiment" room (also with an unfamiliar device over him). So either:

1) Poe also had "visitor" experiences and he either didn't realize it, or didn't want to talk about it, so he put it into his works, or

2) Strieber has a literary background, being a writer and all, and draws on Gothic tradition (like Poe did), as well as other literary works that he himself studied (being a horror writer, he surely is familiar with Poe) to compose a compelling work of fiction disguised as reality... a "found footage" novel, if you will.

Which is more likely?

Bula Vinaka posted:

thats a fish

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

ever see the biblical description of an angel?