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Bloody Hedgehog posted:No man ever shits. Every poo poo is actually a shart. And every fart too, or frat boys and Marines wouldn't get pinkeye near as often. Think of it as a bimodal distribution.
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Cartoon Man posted:What you take a poo poo and gain weight? It's just an expression You're actually supposed to leave the poo poo Very few people know this
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Beve Stuscemi posted:Speak for yourself Are you even "living" if you don't fart when you poo poo?! "Hey everybody, look at my fartless shits!" *sounds of sand passing through a paper bag*
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Tempting but still not worth it to drink a Bud Light
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nature abhors a vacuum. so when you poo poo out the weight, an equal amount of air enters your body, and since air isn't food, you get hungry.
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That's why you sometimes shiver after taking a big piss. All that warm fluid leaving your body lowers your body temperature.
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maybealabia posted:It's just an expression Take a poo poo leave a poo poo
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:That's why you sometimes shiver after taking a big piss. All that warm fluid leaving your body lowers your body temperature. This goon has pissed out in the snow.
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Cartoon Man posted:What you take a poo poo and gain weight? If you take enough, yeah
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Hyperlynx posted:Ohhh that's from Braveheart, isn't it? Braveshart
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God drat this thread has been knee deep in poop and farts and cum for longer than expected
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credburn posted:God drat this thread has been knee deep in poop and farts and cum for longer than expected My favorite Doom level
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BiggerBoat posted:Tempting but still not worth it to drink a Bud Light you don't have to drink the beer to wear the shirt or be a bottom
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credburn posted:God drat this thread has been knee deep in poop and farts and cum for longer than expected And here I sit, broken hearted.
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Jun 14, 2023 03:04
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This is perfect for wrestlers trying to cut weight, prove me wrong
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galaxy brain meme: “like a baby’s arm” making GBS threads on a scale having a more expensive toilet seat than your moms new boyfriend, and you can tell her that
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Fill a bar bathroom with those scales, and the equivalent of grip testers above every cistern in the bathroom. Hook both up to a coin mechanism and you’ll make a ton of money from people trying to reach the top of the heavy chart. 
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Jun 14, 2023 05:30
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Is that some sort of kegel machine?
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Karate Bastard posted:Is that some sort of kegel machine? Any machine is a kegel machine, if you believe.
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Raluek posted:wise man once said, you aren't done making GBS threads until you've pissed twice This is true.
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Imagine, if you will, someone taking a big poo poo, wiping, and then standing up, turning around, and only then taking a piss. I can conceive of no action that would convince me more strongly that aliens walk among us in disguise.
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Breetai posted:Imagine, if you will, someone taking a big poo poo, wiping, and then standing up, turning around, and only then taking a piss. hosed up to even think that up imho
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Breetai posted:Imagine, if you will, someone taking a big poo poo, wiping, and then standing up, turning around, and only then taking a piss. 
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Jun 14, 2023 09:29
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*sits down on toilet* you have my poo poo.
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Jun 14, 2023 09:30
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That still only counts as number one!
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How long before we see this with wifi enabled on some twitch stream? 
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Gromit posted:That still only counts as number one! lol
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If you’re going to be a furry that is a wolf or whatever please be cautious of food safety and your health
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Shut up about pooping.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:This is perfect for wrestlers trying to cut weight, prove me wrong I agree, I'd also like to see a wrestler bash their opponent over the head with this thing.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Shut up about pooping. Shitposting about pooping is some Inception stuff. 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Shut up about pooping. No true scotsman, but not a fallacy
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freeedr posted:If you’re going to be a furry that is a wolf or whatever please be cautious of food safety and your health Chronic wasting disease is no joke
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https://cdn.masto.host/oourorg/cache/media_attachments/files/110/542/233/082/744/983/original/ec66be3bccda0ed4.mp4
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Shut up about pooping. The thread title is literally about pooping
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Woah i got a thread title cool Or should i say stool
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gbut posted:https://cdn.masto.host/oourorg/cache/media_attachments/files/110/542/233/082/744/983/original/ec66be3bccda0ed4.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Shut up about pooping. Nice try lmao
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who the gently caress is scraeming "SHUT UP ABOUT POOPIN" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never flush
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