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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

just show the charts to elon and carefully explain what they mean, he’ll send a few thousand tesla-branded aliexpress ice makers to antarctica

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Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Very slow, then very fast.

Still trying to decide which is scarier: that things are moving fast now or that this is still the slow part.

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

have we tried simply taking the earth and pushing it somewhere else

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

have we tried simply taking the earth and pushing it somewhere else

it worked for pierson's puppeteers

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

have we tried simply taking the earth and pushing it somewhere else
Just spitballing here, but could we fire one of the big musk rockets upside down, to push the earth away from the sun more?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




I'm doing my part to help by running my freezer with the door open.

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



frantically making ice cubes and cracking the tray into my local stream to save the oceans

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Ham Cheeks posted:

I am not going to fire town :colbert:

if you dont go to fire town, fire town will come to you

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

number went down again

it was just another anomaly. we're safe :) :)



very helpful that they labelled the individual years

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Paradoxish posted:

Very slow, then very fast.

My vibrator setting is none of your business

Loddfafnir
Mar 27, 2021

Paradoxish posted:

Still trying to decide which is scarier: that things are moving fast now or that this is still the slow part.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

things will never move fast enough to give the feeling of relief you seek, it will always be a slow grinding descent

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




chuckling to myself as i recall my childhood, constantly hearing that we might get 1°C of warming by 2070 if we don't act soon

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Paradoxish posted:

Still trying to decide which is scarier: that things are moving fast now or that this is still the slow part.

things aren't that bad yet

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
No but they are this bad *quotes every tweet in the thread*

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Insurance companies are going bust. Schoolchildren keep a gun under the desk. Cops are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit scrolling our social media while some blue checkmark tells us that today we had fifteen new wildfires and sixty-three mass shootings, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Wheeee posted:

things will never move fast enough to give the feeling of relief you seek, it will always be a slow grinding descent

I seek no relief, only ever escalating quantities of content.

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

Paradoxish posted:

I seek no relief, only ever escalating quantities of content.

We're all content one day

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYpUSjSgFg&t=63s

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
SCORCH THE SKY

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"
https://twitter.com/CriminalUnionFW/status/1668723893396176896
https://twitter.com/CriminalUnionFW/status/1668754988481548288

:yarr:

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

suggested video after playing this: Would a Futurama Sized Ice Cube Stop Global Warming?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




they'll check on the whales next week and half of them will be dead from propeller strike, 45% will be dead from wind farm construction, 1% will be the orcas, and 4% will be inside the orcas bellies

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Real hurthling! posted:

they'll check on the whales next week and half of them will be dead from propeller strike, 45% will be dead from wind farm construction, 1% will be the orcas, and 4% will be inside the orcas bellies

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Hubbert posted:

things aren't that bad yet

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1669047071330951173?s=20

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


We're gonna have a real stonks! moment when the ice finishes melting and all that energy goes straight into temperature increase.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


I feel like him holding onto that the whole time is unrealistic given the altitude

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

finally getting some of that bad fire air and yeah I dont like it

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

bawfuls posted:

suggested video after playing this: Would a Futurama Sized Ice Cube Stop Global Warming?
well? you going to leave us hanging?

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

https://twitter.com/NateB_Panic/status/1668312724307050497?s=20

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Bread basket failures are easily solved through market price signals and substitution for other foodstuffs.

Checkmate again, doomers.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
yes these kinds of things are quite literally priced in months in advance

celadon
Jan 2, 2023

Hubbert posted:

Bread basket failures are easily solved through market price signals and substitution for other foodstuffs.

Checkmate again, doomers.

Most sales of bread and wheat products in the US take place indoors so we don’t expect those markets to be affected by climate change

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.


canadomor

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008


How much of these credits came from the canadian forests on fire lol

celadon
Jan 2, 2023

space chandeliers posted:

How much of these credits came from the canadian forests on fire lol

Here’s the thing I have a million acres of forest I can only sell a million acres of forest credits right? Wrong

you wait for wildfires to eat your forest and once it cools off, plant and sell a new forest worth of credits

do this every few years for easy profit until the final doom comes

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

AQIs around 175 here in the Twin Cities ugh

my lungs hurt just going outside

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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Major crop failures in the west combined with another lost growing season in Ukraine seems bad

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