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gumming their teeth on the candy stick several gummies stabbed by its sharp tip sugar in the cracks calcify this diabetic is gonna die
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Kill the rich Eat their meat To the poor It will taste sweet
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Jun 15, 2023 03:01
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a diabetic snacks on a delicious honey bun sweetness courses straight through their veins finger stick says its okay to have another one but the soda they had sent them to the grave
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Jun 15, 2023 03:27
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All cops are bastards Is a law, not just a rule But punching a police horse Is still not very cool
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Jun 15, 2023 10:46
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My plastic fuckstick wraps my dick real good But sometimes I want something human sized I drilled a hole in a shop mannequin Fibreglass splinters left me circumcised
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Jun 15, 2023 12:08
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I brushed my arm against the nettles Now my arm is prickly and red It is a minor irritation Compared with my wish to be dead
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Jun 15, 2023 15:29
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kill_all_horses.exe punch em in blue, means nothing to me i hate their brittle bones and massive eyes so i certainly dont care what happens to police guys
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Jun 15, 2023 18:01
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Horses are too stupid to understand a fascist state They can be kept inside a field by an easily jumped gate Please don't beat the horses when you seek riders' demise Unless you're going to eat them and you want to tenderise
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Jun 15, 2023 20:06
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I'm on my knees and neighs Reminding you to please persuade Your local congressman to enforce The ordinance against killing unicorns
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Jun 16, 2023 00:16
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I threw a punch at a horse, thought I’d give him a shock But he didn’t even flinch, like he was solid as rock, He said, “Try carrots or apples; they're good for rapport, But if you hit me again kid, imma settle the score.. ”
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Jun 16, 2023 00:27
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I dropped my weights with a grunt Man it feels great to be a lunk My body is sore can you imagine that Deadlifts are great for your lower back
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Jun 16, 2023 00:37
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tore my ligaments like taffy deadlifting improperly icepack affixed to my rear end how did it all happen so fast?
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Jun 16, 2023 05:33
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Huh? What? Ok... poo poo
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Jun 16, 2023 06:42
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Huh? What? Ok... poo poo Livin exquisite off the money pit Shiny and black barred, it's got digits While my bank accounts a deficit
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Jun 16, 2023 18:19
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Huh? What? Don't say I didn't warn you son. Gonna squeeze you up like an accordion Gonna slice you up like a surgeon My name is Weird Al and I'm armed with a gun
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Jun 16, 2023 18:24
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What? Who's that? Do I know you? Are you selling fake watches and counterfeit purses? I don't need none of that, I'm an old man now You ain't my son, you're just one of the nurses
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Jun 16, 2023 18:27
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When kittens are sleepy, their purrs slow to a hum, Their eyes become heavy, their motions grow numb. In blankets they burrow, or on laps they’ll succumb, dreams about catnip, bitches, and drugs
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Jun 16, 2023 18:49
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If I am a coward and you are a hero And you are infinity while I am zero If it's your face waving up top a flagpole I'll point and shout: "look at that rear end in a top hat!"
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Jun 16, 2023 18:53
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In Canterbury there once was a saint Who had a lion pride's appetite for taint So after preaching and reading scriptures He'd wear man-meat like dentures
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Jun 16, 2023 19:01
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Polyester, polyester, polyester clothes You buy them at the supermarket, everybody knows Fake leather, fake leather, fake leather shoes Your socioeconomic status is abuse
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Jun 16, 2023 19:29
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witches brewz got nothin to do with how crazy ducks penis are screwed so take a sip relax just a drip of the concoction thatll make your dick flip
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Jun 17, 2023 13:53
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Getting contradictory advice Is difficult, it's never nice But why would you even think to face Grandpa with questions about race?
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Jun 17, 2023 13:58
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donuts icing cake pastries baking up a sweet rear end bomb for pasty white boys lookin for white chocolate and cokes but they dont know about the spice: added smoke
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Jun 18, 2023 20:18
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trying to get results out of chatgpt is hard even when I have jailbroken thee "dear furries we are so sorry" "is lowtax okay? I'm worried"
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Jun 20, 2023 03:23
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my my my balls flew so high like gently caress all nothing is quite as exciting as being struck by a second indictment
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Jun 20, 2023 03:42
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Im gay I'm gay Tryna cop and shant An Xbox and speculate Crapple to apple, dust
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Jun 20, 2023 04:00
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I gulp down a cock It's big and it's long My throat consumes Your gigantic schlong
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Jun 20, 2023 04:29
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Big penis or peen Touching my toes Slide in between Cum on let's go
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Jun 20, 2023 05:08
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Cocks here, cocks there cocks everywhere Cocks with hair, cocks with flair, cocks in a pair Big cocks, little cocks, cocks amuck in big flocks As long as you keep paying your ISP Cox
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Jun 20, 2023 05:17
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For sale: baby's shoes, never worn
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Jun 20, 2023 05:18
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For sale: Baby trombone It's a trombone For babies
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Jun 20, 2023 10:00
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For sale: Baby shoes, trombone I inquired over the phone: "Our feetless boy prefers the alto"
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Jun 20, 2023 16:18
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For sale: Baby tuba -- grand! With valves small enough For Donald Trump's hand
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Jun 20, 2023 16:49
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This is just to say I have sold the tuba that was in the window And which you were probably saving for Donald Trump Forgive me, the baby was talented, so cute and so cool
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Jun 20, 2023 16:54
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sittin by the pool, a friend hits the juul and everybody thinks it smells like a mule but they can't help stinkin how they do blame it on the donkey, blame it on the fool
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Jun 20, 2023 22:21
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My lips smell like fish Cleaner, I can wish Nobody wants to sniff Die with just a whiff
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Jun 20, 2023 22:24
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pizza day at the crazies place it is great how pepperoni tastes contemplating in a lazy way how easy it is to placate
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Jun 20, 2023 22:43
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reheated in the air fryer crispy crunchy modifier got that 'za out that 'ja now i'm eatin, duh
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Jun 21, 2023 03:23
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Near the Titanic In the North Atlantic A crew went too far down and quickly drowned Paying for their antics
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Jun 21, 2023 03:54
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Sniffing and snorting Wheezing and poo poo For just basic breathing Your pug is unfit
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