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You ever read a post in this thread and get mad hit didn't think of it first
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Shut up about pooping.
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Shutting up about pooping? In MY Something Awful?!
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Waffleman_ posted:The studio that did Gollum already has another LotR game in development, which leaks suggest is a Tom Bombadil game Gripweed posted:Considering their take on Gollum, I'm guessing their Tom Bombadil game will have insanely gruesome take down execution animations. Hwurmp posted:By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow *loads assault rifle*
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:They tried to properly model the scrote wrinkles and give it the soft body physics needed for the swinging and jiggle, but the performance loss was too great. This was the compromise they settled on.
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I choose to believe this is still about the Tom Bombadil game
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Phy posted:I choose to believe this is still about the Tom Bombadil game God, if only we could be so lucky.
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In the lockpicking thread in DIY/Hobbies:Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Locking this thread to test y'all's skills
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 Hey guys I just ran something over while speeding with bad headlights and I didn't check what it was until I got home and there was meat all over my car and gently caress YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT I loving HATE ALL OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FORUM I NEVER COME IN HERE EXCEPT TO POST STUPID poo poo LIKE THIS SO gently caress ALL OF YOU WHINERS YOU loving SUCK BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THAT I'M A loving MORON THREAD CLOSED MAN, JUST THREAD CLOSED I'M LEAVING SO gently caress YOU Deathmeister posted:Yes. Up until the point where I shone a flashlight on the car through the pitch blackness, I was convinced whatever I hit was a flattened hazard barrel, those ones with the blinking lights on top. I hit one years ago and it sounded exactly the same, with nearly the same effects.
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*bloodstained hood with chunks of mean in the grill* it's a minor violation stop getting worked up
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Now I'm reminded of the images of someone who had hit a deer that basically exploded.
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there's a safety video they play at ups for drivers that includes footage from a brownie(ups truck) dashcam where they hit a deer at speed right as it leapt into the road and it just instantly flew apart into about 6 large chunks. It's gnarly
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Captain Invictus posted:there's a safety video they play at ups for drivers that includes footage from a brownie(ups truck) dashcam where they hit a deer at speed right as it leapt into the road and it just instantly flew apart into about 6 large chunks. It's gnarly do they have coolers in that truck could you just take a leg or something with you for after your shift venison is tasty as gently caress
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buddy they don't even have AC in the trucks, literally something that just recently got approved during the upcoming contract negotiations, let alone coolers
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Actually considering the temperatures the trucks reach in the summer you might be able to just cook it on your dashboard as you drive
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Captain Invictus posted:Actually considering the temperatures the trucks reach in the summer you might be able to just cook it on your dashboard as you drive mmm snack time
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if they lived we're gonna have to change that username
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Kangaroos occupy that niche in Australia and rural vehicles often have those giant Mad Max bumpers called 'roo bars' for that reason. You even see them on otherwise unassuming Subarus. (Subaru is or was popular in rural Australia, something about the styling works when you're on dirt roads some days and going into town others)
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Kangaroos occupy that niche in Australia and rural vehicles often have those giant Mad Max bumpers called 'roo bars' for that reason. You even see them on otherwise unassuming Subarus. (Subaru is or was popular in rural Australia, something about the styling works when you're on dirt roads some days and going into town others) its less about styling and more about Subaru's entire brand identity being all of their cars are AWD
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Kangaroos occupy that niche in Australia and rural vehicles often have those giant Mad Max bumpers called 'roo bars' for that reason. You even see them on otherwise unassuming Subarus. (Subaru is or was popular in rural Australia, something about the styling works when you're on dirt roads some days and going into town others) Kangaroos live in anticipation of hurling themselves bodily into the nearest vehicle moving at high speed. They are dumb fuckers and being mostly dense muscle can utterly gently caress up the vehicle they choose to merge with the front of.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Kangaroos live in anticipation of hurling themselves bodily into the nearest vehicle moving at high speed. They are dumb fuckers and being mostly dense muscle can utterly gently caress up the vehicle they choose to merge with the front of. or the driver, if they go through the windscreen!
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thatbastardken posted:or the driver, if they go through the windscreen! Since their primary means of locomotion is jumping they can be higher up than you expect.
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See also, moose, who are an immense slab of meat supported by tall spindly legs, placing their body right at windshield height for most collisions.
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Dareon posted:See also, moose, who are an immense slab of meat supported by tall spindly legs, placing their body right at windshield height for most collisions. My mom covered an insurance claim for a gentleman who hit a moose at about 40mph between Eagle River and Chugiak. The bastard's legs went out from under it, it proceeded to smash the hood, smash the windshield, roll upward, smash the roof, the rear windshield, and the trunk lid. Fucker got up and wandered into the woods like it wasn't no thang, and the only reason the driver was able to get the police to believe him was the tracks leading away and tufts of hair in the gaps of the body panels.
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My mom hit the Money Deer. She was coming home from work after a 4pm-midnite. A deer decides to commit suiced by automobile and leaps in front of her. It makes it far enough across the road that she hits it just behind the shoulder, square on the front bumper. Its head whips around and smashes in the side of the bumper. The deer goes out like flipping off a light switch, as humane as you can get. Her insurance looks at it, totals the car, and writes her a check for Blue Book value. That's enough to pay off the note on the car, fix the front bumper, and have a few hundred left over. Mom goes from wondering if she can keep up payments, to owning the car free and clear in one instant on the way home one night. We still respect that deer's sacrifice.
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mllaneza posted:My mom hit the Money Deer. Cameradeerie 
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Biplane posted:Camaradeerie
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mllaneza posted:My mom hit the Money Deer. Glad to hear she ran into some doe.
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mllaneza posted:My mom hit the Money Deer. God works in mys-deer-ious ways.
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Alaois posted:its less about styling and more about Subaru's entire brand identity being all of their cars are AWD That makes sense. I don't know much about cars, just theirs always had a bit of a semi 4WD look. An old school friend of mine hit a roo and got knocked out, he woke up in time to realise his car caught fire. I'm not sure what happened to the roo, it's entirely possible it hopped away. Apparently kangaroos try to zigzag when they see an approaching threat, which probably works better against dingos than cars.
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Captain Monkey posted:Glad to hear she ran into some doe. Indeed, if it wasn't a doe she would've only gotten a buck.
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i'm glad the situation worked out for the best, cervine
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Captain Monkey posted:Glad to hear she ran into some doe. No, sounds like it was a whole pile of bucks. E: gently caress
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Whatever it was, it's nice of the poster to fawn all over her good fortune.
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No use hoofing around it, I'd deerly like to muzzle up or rein in this particular pun track or at least herd it away from someone getting pronged over it
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It's deerly good she bucked into some hoofy after her antlercent and the venison agency chose to cervus her CERVINE ADENOVIRUS (ODOCOILEUS ADENOVIRUS 1).
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