- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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a camel that's the same forward or backward
A camel with an infinite number of humps and it constitutes the entire world of it's mounted denizens who are born, live and die between each hump and when they want to vist someone they shuffle up and down.
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- Trying
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getting an old person wet and they expand to a monstrous size
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Jun 15, 2023 12:25
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- 2Fast2Nutricious
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making a sandwich but i keep adding more layers to make it "perfect"
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Jun 15, 2023 13:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I was thinking what else can we do with Rolf the Dog? So I thought it could be a rail shooter. But it's Rolf on a pino. I'm not sure what he's shooting?
Does anyone else see what I'm talking about. It's a visual thing.
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I think the way to make this work is that you're Rowlf's bodyguard and the obstacles are trying to obstruct him or it's like crazy fangirls or something.
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Jun 15, 2023 17:37
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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here is how you can have 1 and 2 of something. you need 1 thing to know you have a second. it doesn't realky count: you need it to know you have 2. once you have 3 of something, then you have 3. if there is only 1 of something, you don't know it.
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Jun 15, 2023 19:47
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- Karate Bastard
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Ghost Busters 2, starring Mike Tyson.
E: BAM! WHAP!
like in 60s batman.
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Jun 15, 2023 21:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Mike Tyson vs M. Bison.
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Jun 16, 2023 09:06
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- Karate Bastard
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An honest as God's truth reincarnation of Groucho Marx trying to lead a normal life in todays society, where neither police nor airport security will accept that that's just his face, and refuse to accept that only the glasses can come off
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jun 16, 2023
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Jun 16, 2023 11:32
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Lmao I just remembered Jason Bored
A specially trained secret agent, the product of a covert government black project, has aquired such ability to take the initiative in any situation that they lose any interest whatsoever in being a secret agent and don't even bother going rogue.
The Bored Identity (not to be confused with James Bored).
Are you wearing the exact same disguise now for the fifth time?! Come on nobody is going to fall for that, you got to be more creative
Bored, in Groucho glasses: no.
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Jun 16, 2023 13:11
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- Karate Bastard
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Genders for bible thumpers. What are your proverbs?
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Jun 16, 2023 17:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hitting rock bottom. Literally!
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Jun 16, 2023 18:44
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- The Voice of Labor
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arnold lin
don't do it again
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Jun 16, 2023 23:17
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Hitting rock bottom. Literally!
Ironically as your fortunes have elsewise improved to the best they've ever been.
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Jun 17, 2023 00:30
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- Finger Prince
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Ending an out loud spoken sentence with lmao and pronouncing it "Le Mao"
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Jun 17, 2023 06:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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drat, everything was going so well until I hit this rock bottom. Now my car is wrecked.
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Jun 17, 2023 10:08
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- Karate Bastard
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Do you mean hit rock bottom, or "hit" rock bottom? Because I don't know which of those he'd be into?
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Jun 17, 2023 10:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Germans arguing about the definition of beer. It escalates into a civil war.
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Jun 17, 2023 11:45
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A Screenshot Let's Play of Street Fighter 2 that's just hundreds of screengrabs interspersed with award winning narration like
BIFF! WHAM!
WABBA WABBA WABBA!
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GRAB!
WONK
meanwhile... SMACK
GRYFFINDOR!
(this goes on forever
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Jun 17, 2023 23:04
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- Karate Bastard
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The gaydar was just a quaint taste of what was to come out of the LBTQCIA intelligence community.
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Jun 18, 2023 23:02
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- google THIS
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It ends with both of them teaming up to deck the know-it-all who points out how the bosses' names got swapped when the game was translated to English
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Jun 19, 2023 00:18
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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It ends with both of them teaming up to deck the know-it-all who points out how the bosses' names got swapped when the game was translated to English
he was named Bike Tyson in one of the releases?!
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Jun 19, 2023 00:40
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Mike Tyaon and Raul Julia are detectives in a PI firm.
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Jun 19, 2023 08:27
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An east european guy and the joke is he's unreasonably strong. And he doesn't understand how the world works because he never needed to develop complex problem solving skills.
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He worked in the lumber industry but they were paid by the hour and no one could convince him to slow down so they just found a bear for him to wrestle to keep him occupied.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Jun 19, 2023
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Jun 19, 2023 12:34
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- Karate Bastard
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And thus, Hyper-Bear was born.
(Hyper-Bear is a super hero, known for fighting organized crime in the logging industry. He was taught the value of friendship by a ridiculously buff Eastern European dude)
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Jun 19, 2023 16:59
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- The Voice of Labor
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putting a slim jim in a hotdog bun with mustard, relish and sport peppers
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Jun 19, 2023 19:54
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And thus, Hyper-Bear was born.
(Hyper-Bear is a super hero, known for fighting organized crime in the logging industry. He was taught the value of friendship by a ridiculously buff Eastern European dude)
I read Hyper-Beam at first and now in my head canon Hyper-Bear wears a bear-shaped Chozo Power Suit
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Jun 19, 2023 20:19
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The bear comes to the lumber yard and they're making GBS threads bricks but then the guy starts wrestling with the bear and everyone just lets it happen because they get paid more but the bear is actually trying to communicate with them and warn them about the alien armada.
It's like that one scene in They Live. Except there are guys just working in the background.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jun 19, 2023
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Jun 19, 2023 22:07
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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In Britain, football is considered almost a secular religion. The inevitable next step, a football team made up entirely of vicars.
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Jun 20, 2023 10:14
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Kill Brent
One poster's quest for revenge on BYOB's infamous imaginary husband who sucks real bad. Told in two parts either most people really liking one and being ambivalent about the other.
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Jun 20, 2023 10:21
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- Squirrels2Nuts
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comedere nuces omni tempore
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knock knock
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jun 20, 2023 10:35
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- Karate Bastard
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Does BYOB have a collective imaginary husband? Man he must really suck because I wasn't even aware! Who is this scoundrel???
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Jun 20, 2023 14:34
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- Karate Bastard
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I mean who's there?
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Jun 20, 2023 14:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Is this the guy who used the last peach to make his smoothie. gently caress that guy!
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Jun 20, 2023 15:02
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- Karate Bastard
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Jeese, oh no, what a jerk
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Women refusing to date Ed Flags.
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Jun 20, 2023 15:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Yellow Santa Clause who comes once a year and delivers cheese to all the houses.
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Jun 21, 2023 07:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A millionaire explains that to become rich you need to get up so early every day that you get up at noon the previous day.
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Jun 21, 2023 10:55
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I buckled down, worked hard, and after four years of college I was able to secure a C-level position at Daddy's bootstrap factory.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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Jun 21, 2023 12:22
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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getting a pillowcase embroidered with ‘Hi cumming, I’m Dad’ so that I don’t need to say anything, just point
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May 23, 2024 06:13
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- Karate Bastard
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A necromantic summoning ritual gone wrong, and the portal is actually just the other end of goatse.
The error was that the sorcerers are dylsexic and a bit too eager to skip past the "nec" part.
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