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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"Terrence! This was our only ping pong ball, how are we going to finish the Harvard Table Tennis Tournament!?"
-"you still have the key to the mortuary?"

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mega Chonk

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1668917473087717376

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Are they preparing to capsize the Bezos boat?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lobok posted:

Are they preparing to capsize the Bezos boat?

:pray:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I will arm the orcas.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1668673241068761088

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
e: Reconsidered. Not weird enough.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 06:49 on Jun 15, 2023

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Despite the implications of this indictment for national security, the 2024 presidential race and American democracy, it was the chandelier (and the smaller, adjacent crystal sconce) that generated significant reaction from the public in the following days. Its silent witness to the (alleged) crimes unfolding below offered a different sort of indictment — of wealth and the things to which we, the middle-class masses who grew up with one or two chandelier-free bathrooms, were taught to aspire. And it raised questions, both of design and hygiene. Chief among them: Are toilet chandeliers even a thing?
According to interior designer Lacy Keller, who owns a design firm in Portland, Ore., chandeliers in bathrooms aren’t that unusual. She’s had several installed for high-end clients. When choosing a style, Keller takes into account several factors, including whether the fixture can resist heat and moisture.
Would she ever install something like this?
“I wouldn’t put that chandelier in any bathroom,” Keller says. It’s far too big and elaborate, and it hangs too low — anyone trying to use the shower would immediately hit their head.
“It’s overwhelming,” she says. “It’s an example of what not to do.”

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





"And that's why you always leave a note"

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




A quick way to make money - they'd be charging people an arm and a leg!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

The helicopter had the chance to do the funniest thing possible and blew it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blue Moonlight posted:

The helicopter had the chance to do the funniest thing possible and blew it.

lol

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Ultra-hot exoplanet has an atmosphere of vaporized rock

quote:

Most strikingly was the discovery in 2020 that iron vaporized on the side of the tidal-locked planet that permanently faces its star blows to the relatively cooler "night side" that perpetually faces space and condenses, falling as iron rain.


:black101:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:metal: now I want a metal cover of Purple Rain

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

I knew chronicles of riddick was real!

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

coleman francis posted:

I knew chronicles of riddick was real!
That planet explicitly wasn't tidally locked

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

There is no way that is real. If it's so hot that lava falls as rain they couldn't have built a camera good enough to take photos like that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Inceltown posted:

There is no way that is real. If it's so hot that lava falls as rain they couldn't have built a camera good enough to take photos like that.

The Soviets used a lens cap.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Platystemon posted:

The Soviets used a lens cap.

Made of solid diamond IIRC.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
'There was survivor's guilt': Gavin Newsom's wife reveals she killed her older sister in a tragic golf cart accident 41 years ago in Hawaii - as she discusses 'traumas' that shaped her life in new interview

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



It says daily mail in the byline there, and it's a little wrong to cheat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 11:23 on Jun 16, 2023

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://wtop.com/maryland/2023/06/pokemon-cards-help-tie-suspect-to-series-of-explosions-in-md-neighborhood/

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


That boy needs therapy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

“I shouldn’t read the article because there is no way that it is funnier than the scenarios that I can make up in my head.”

reads the article anyway

“Holy poo poo.”

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
We got a IRL Batman villain here.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The savage bug-eating plants of New Jersey

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

“Input all your sins, for the Lord is like a faulty hard drive, and He will delete them from His memory”

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


were they all voltorbs I wonder?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Employee feedback surveys are never anonymous whether it's an online form or a fake priest.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?




Note the last name as well.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bring it back but have patrons pay $TEXAS to punch it.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

The wild horses of Cumberland Island are suing the government

Might be paywalled for some of you. In short: Cumberland Island is federally protected. Horses have been there for 400 years, but with the island becoming less inhabited - Americans have never had a huge presence there - and now essentially empty, the horses are all but feral. They're killing the ecosystem and the ecosystem is killing them. Many advocates are asking to remove them for the benefit for all living things.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Archived version if it is paywalled

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

This is my favorite part

"... agencies have done nothing to prevent the horses from trampling on the nests and crushing the eggs of two endangered species — loggerhead sea turtles and piping plovers. (The turtles and plovers have not yet filed suit.)"

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Lobok posted:



Note the last name as well.


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