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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
being 5' 8" owns the US is literally built for me

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Channeling my inner Frank Lloyd Wright by leaving the rental car with the seat pulled all the way forward

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
being shorter would be more practical however short people are not treated seriously at all so in my opinion it isn’t worth making a change.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

CongoJack posted:

being shorter would be more practical however short people are not treated seriously at all so in my opinion it isn’t worth making a change.

yeah it sucks so much and some get evil complexes about it. like Bezos is short

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Eh dudes like that would have a chip on their shoulder no matter what, like that one VC who whines on twitter about people who act like his high school bullies

Bezos is evil because he was born rich and went bald, obv

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The average height for men in the US is 5'9"

How many inches below average are you?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


nvrgrls posted:

How many inches below average are you?

I'm 4'20"

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

CongoJack posted:

being shorter would be more practical however short people are not treated seriously at all so in my opinion it isn’t worth making a change.

This is a good point. Being 6' and obese means I can't be the hero of so many of my favorite space operas or escape from prison through a tiny sewer pipe.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

and 69 kg

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/104-W-Edgewater-Ter-New-Braunfels-TX-78130/26562977_zpid/

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

E: wrong place.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

watch the ceiling, beanpole

the station I used to work in was in the basement and I would always get my head stuck on the ceiling light cover so they had to get low profile LEDs and put them in instead 😎

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I was like $295k for that ? not bad, prices are getting back to mrinal

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

euphronius posted:

I was like $295k for that ? not bad, prices are getting back to mrinal

it brings me no pleasure to report this but the chandelier is actually cool



dunno how it fits in with the rest of that pier 1 imports-rear end house

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



i say swears online posted:

it brings me no pleasure to report this but the chandelier is actually cool



dunno how it fits in with the rest of that pier 1 imports-rear end house

I feel like this would be held up by four tiny vikings to break down a doggy door

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lol where the gently caress is new braunfels

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008



wtf. i remember being disgusted seeing new braunfels houses going for 400k. there aint poo poo out there

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Lol where the gently caress is new braunfels

between austin and san antonio, closer to san antonio. it has a water park called Schlitterbahn. and some german stuff

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I thought the entire point of Texas was that it sucked but there was a lot of it, what’s the point if houses there are a million bucks too

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I thought the entire point of Texas was that it sucked but there was a lot of it, what’s the point if houses there are a million bucks too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8atdc-Vk1E

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

it's the hottest, coolest time in texas

that circular wave pool was incredible when i was a kid

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Schlitterbahn kicks rear end, drat shame that the company imploded after the CEO / Park owner designed his own waterslide by himself that was unsafe and decapitated a state senator's son.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Twerk from Home posted:

Schlitterbahn kicks rear end, drat shame that the company imploded after the CEO / Park owner designed his own waterslide by himself that was unsafe and decapitated a state senator's son.

wait what haha

sounds vaguely familiar tho

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


actionjackson posted:

wait what haha

sounds vaguely familiar tho
proread
https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/jeff-henry-verruckt-schlitterbahns-tragic-slide/

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

they're totally dismantling the kansas city park. i don't think it even shows up on google maps anymore

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


lol this guy went on it only a month before, bet he feels a bit lucky to be alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZsK7zSCJ2w

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that's all it was? what a lovely ride lol

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


looks janky as gently caress

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

nvrgrls posted:

How many inches below average are you?

industry average 4”

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

well that's a fucken grim start to an article

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

i say swears online posted:

it brings me no pleasure to report this but the chandelier is actually cool



dunno how it fits in with the rest of that pier 1 imports-rear end house

The cabinets in the alcoves are pretty sweet

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

You are paying the Schlitterbahn premium to get that house

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

The new braunfels schlitterbahn has a lazy river that takes you through the actual literal river next to the park

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


More like Shitterbahn

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Acelerion posted:

The new braunfels schlitterbahn has a lazy river that takes you through the actual literal river next to the park

i always thought that was gross when i was a kid. also it's spring water so it's cold af

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

i say swears online posted:

i always thought that was gross when i was a kid. also it's spring water so it's cold af

tubing that river in 115F heat is amazing, it doesn't move very fast, it's only like 3 feet deep, and you just drag your beer in a net bag

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

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Why.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

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I guess I haven't seen anybody psychotic enough to install a barn door as their front door, but I'm sure it's coming.

e: Never mind. I had too much faith in humanity.

Kreeblah has issued a correction as of 19:57 on Jun 17, 2023

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

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Taco Defender
Seriously, :wtf:. HGTV is loving brain poison.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Kreeblah posted:

I guess I haven't seen anybody psychotic enough to install a barn door as their front door, but I'm sure it's coming.

e: Never mind. I had too much faith in humanity.



My downstairs bathroom has a pocket door but if I ever had to replace it I think I’d just do a barn door to save the work of ripping everything out but the plan is generally not to need to replace it. Anyway, pocket doors are cooler than barn doors anyway. They hide in the wall!

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS



that one looks like it's photoshopped on. I'm not sure if that's even sadder than that existing

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