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Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1669537174390456320

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

classic

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

dave will be fighting with randos with less than a dozen followers until the end of time

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
This leads me to believe that Dave has legitimately written exactly two million words in the last year

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

https://twitter.com/ramkaichow/status/1669343459411644416

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/GarciaWrestling/status/1669300776802328577

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


It always astounds me that my dad is a year older than Vince McMahon, yet looks at least a decade younger.

edit: Also my dad has neither raped anyone or chased them around the boardroom with a pair of poo poo stained underpants. Yet further proof that my dad is better than Vince McMahon.

C'mon everyone. Post ways your dad is better than Vince!

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 16, 2023

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


king.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Vince's creepy pedo stache is still the most disgusting thing on this page but this German comes close. Good lord.

https://twitter.com/WhirlingAndy/status/1669355404558753792

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Hash has never had concern for Mio's continued ability to walk

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

BrigadierSensible posted:

C'mon everyone. Post ways your dad is better than Vince!

Mine loved his children.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Vince's creepy pedo stache is still the most disgusting thing on this page but this German comes close. Good lord.

https://twitter.com/WhirlingAndy/status/1669355404558753792

This starts off really scary and then I'm super impressed with how they have the body control and strength to actually slow down so the landing isn't as gnarly as I thought it would be. The one taking the move looks like she got in perfect position to take it on her shoulders.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Well, not exactly two million

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Dave knows that he wrote/said those things 2,000,001 words ago.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Shard posted:

This starts off really scary and then I'm super impressed with how they have the body control and strength to actually slow down so the landing isn't as gnarly as I thought it would be. The one taking the move looks like she got in perfect position to take it on her shoulders.

Yeah, hands down first and while she does come down on her head it's not gnarly looking. It's dangerous as gently caress but looks like they pulled it off.

HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022

Shard posted:

This starts off really scary and then I'm super impressed with how they have the body control and strength to actually slow down so the landing isn't as gnarly as I thought it would be. The one taking the move looks like she got in perfect position to take it on her shoulders.

Yeah Big Hash is really loving strong and German suplexes are kind of her thing, so she knows how to do them without completely annihilating the person on the receiving end.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Dave Meltzer has never once said a number that he didn’t firmly and specifically intend to.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

That suplex is awesome

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

thats a cool way to break your neck, sick suplex

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

STONE COLD 64 posted:

thats a cool way to break your neck

This is the essence of wrestling.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Kota Ibushi posted:

thats a cool way to break your neck, sick suplex

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lmao Bix has gone full Dark Puresu/Drainbamager on twitter except for CM Punk AI audio

a new low

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

fez_machine posted:

lmao Bix has gone full Dark Puresu/Drainbamager on twitter except for CM Punk AI audio

a new low

I don't know what any of this means and I'm probably going to hate it when you explain it

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bix has enough stress in his life dealing with Kris Zellner every week, give him a break please

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


This rules

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Gumball Gumption posted:

I don't know what any of this means and I'm probably going to hate it when you explain it

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1669771289341427731

and

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1669385677178392577

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I’m over AI pictures and audio unless it’s making Dave say CM Punk is fat now

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Gumball Gumption posted:

Five Nights At Feddy's

The Purple Titty Man

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

the grimace

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Good dude Dax

https://twitter.com/daxftr/status/1669858764344770560?s=46&t=mdjKueBT6iEcK07TSI1w7g

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Ftr never paid a local Vancouver artist for their shirt design

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


HamburgerTownUSA posted:

Yeah Big Hash is really loving strong and German suplexes are kind of her thing, so she knows how to do them without completely annihilating the person on the receiving end.

Honestly that was one of the safer looking Albrights Hashimoto has hit on Mio

E: can't find gifs of the match from '21 but this will do

https://twitter.com/Raion74_/status/1638632372886175752?t=exqqrdL-3I7GsjoU9XzgCg&s=19

The Taxman fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jun 17, 2023

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


BrigadierSensible posted:

C'mon everyone. Post ways your dad is better than Vince!

His current state is what I’d love for Vince to experience soon!!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/DougWilliamsUK/status/1670111293309698050?t=DYsoYDF8k8LZtCl2bVFSRQ&s=19

One of the most important British wrestlers of the 2000s has seemingly called it a day

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1670184727972569091?t=GBF5G5GdJggRR3mpJR9eNA&s=19

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


That's a peanut, Mei.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Hey, me too!

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/__AKUMA/status/1670228712812322817?s=20

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Miu, nooo! That's bad for your health!
https://twitter.com/uug_p_miu/status/1670439872535080965

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

BrigadierSensible posted:

It always astounds me that my dad is a year older than Vince McMahon, yet looks at least a decade younger.

edit: Also my dad has neither raped anyone or chased them around the boardroom with a pair of poo poo stained underpants. Yet further proof that my dad is better than Vince McMahon.

C'mon everyone. Post ways your dad is better than Vince!

When my dad left he had the courtesy to loving stay gone.

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