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Like the poet said, "you're not big enough and there's not enough of you to get me back in that thing"
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ded posted:you are dumb and bad oh for fucks sakes i was just trying to do a bit, dude, calm your cavitations
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I was wrong, you'll have to forgive me for not giving a techbro's floating sarcophagus the slightest shred of credit well, not any more
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Kesper North posted:oh for fucks sakes i was just trying to do a bit, dude, calm your cavitations gj triggering that bubblehead Mr north
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Jun 19, 2023 22:57
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by the authority vested in me as an Official United States Taxpayer i say the xbox controller is mission critical, even if it's just used by the crew for recreational purposes
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Jun 19, 2023 23:02
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oh jesus god I just saw the video where he says the controller is bluetooth, more specifically it's this with fancy sticks died snagged in the titanic's railing because of a bluetooth hiccup, man steve fosset is going to laugh at me when I get to billionaire heaven
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Jun 19, 2023 23:02
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Discussion Quorum posted:oh jesus god I just saw the video where he says the controller is bluetooth, more specifically it's this with fancy sticks Looks like one of those weird off brand controllers from the 90's. Maybe the turbo buttons malfunctioned?
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Jun 19, 2023 23:10
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imagine if they were using nintendo joycons; then they'd be drifting at sea 
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Wrong Theory posted:Looks like one of those weird off brand controllers from the 90's. Maybe the turbo buttons malfunctioned? Maybe the turbo buttons didn't malfunction!
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Yeah, this- I have a sinking feeling that we’re all heading for deep sixers if we don’t have a Titanic improvement in the level of discourse here. Let me float an idea- I know we’re all trying to decompress but would it really be so crushing not to sink to these depths? Jokes about dead billionaires are just the tip of the iceberg. Your posting has taken a crash dive recently
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Jun 19, 2023 23:33
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Discussion Quorum posted:oh jesus god I just saw the video where he says the controller is bluetooth, more specifically it's this with fancy sticks Ahahahauahahahahahaga this is worse than the Slavic Crime and that's saying something
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Do you think that piece of poo poo happened to have a black box and/or any sort of recording inside it, or are we just going to get a picture or two back of some twisted shrapnel and "it broke  "I really wonder what the gently caress happened because there's so many ways it could've gone wrong.
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Discussion Quorum posted:oh jesus god I just saw the video where he says the controller is bluetooth, more specifically it's this with fancy sticks lmao i had one of those and returned it to the store because it kept turning off/disconnecting in the middle of a game. these people are turbofucked
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Jun 19, 2023 23:38
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250K to get in a tiny metal tube of questionable design that is controlled by this I mean could be worse, coulda been a Mad Catz controller. Zamujasa posted:imagine if they were using nintendo joycons; then they'd be drifting at sea 
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Jun 19, 2023 23:40
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Handsome Ralph posted:I mean could be worse, coulda been a Mad Catz controller. Came here to post exactly this. Supposedly they suck less these days but I don't intend to find out.
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Zamujasa posted:imagine if they were using nintendo joycons; then they'd be drifting at sea Lmao
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Jun 19, 2023 23:48
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McNally posted:It's about 2,100 fathoms, actually. 
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"Oh that part? Yeah you gotta plug your controller into the second port otherwise
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absolutely shocking but not even remotely surprising
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I feel like I need to pop in my Venture Brothers DVD and get some applicable screen caps from Ghosts of the Sargasso
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Arrath posted:I feel like I need to pop in my Venture Brothers DVD and get some applicable screen caps from Ghosts of the Sargasso Lol drat yeah that fits
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Arrath posted:I feel like I need to pop in my Venture Brothers DVD and get some applicable screen caps from Ghosts of the Sargasso You have to, that's just the rules. The GHOST PIRATE rules. That Works posted:Lol drat yeah that fits username/post combo
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So there's no physical connection to the tender, the sub itself doesn't have any inertial navigation or GPS (only good near/on surface), and the only form of communication is via VLF datagrams? It sure sounds like the tender vessel drops it in the water above the wreck, they sink, and then just drive around the sea bed looking for the debris trail (which they don't always find).
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Wombot posted:So there's no physical connection to the tender, the sub itself doesn't have any inertial navigation or GPS (only good near/on surface), and the only form of communication is via VLF datagrams? I thought I was interpreting it wrong, but yeah it sure sounds like that.
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All New Sonic posted:lmao i had one of those and returned it to the store because it kept turning off/disconnecting in the middle of a game. these people are turbofucked wait you mean NASA wasn't reading the Amazon reviews for me?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Regular subs don't use... game controllers for vital components. https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/19/16333376/us-navy-military-xbox-360-controller e: gently caress everything else in that article is totally clownshoes though , no hatch just have someone bolt and hopefully torque the hull back together every time?? shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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Clamping the pressure vessel together with seventeen bolts and a wrench has some downsides, but it’s probably the least bad option for a comedy operation like that. If they had a quick release, it would have catastrophically failed on the first dive.
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The company that made this treating people paying a quarter of a million like an older brother does when mom says to let your little brother play too when playing Mario kart
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At this point I am waiting to learn there is a $300 PLB from REI inside but it gets no reception inside the pressure vessel and nobody bothered to test that before hand
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https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1670913684305215488?t=SzVNb-7wXE5jZSJ5tKNABg&s=19 Maybe the erection that has just popped up as a result of Mr. Stupid saying stupid things on a hot mic in front of the camera owned by a major television network will raise the sub from the ocean floor. https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1670919463837769729?t=7XbGhbKLA9a47tA0QpDplw&s=19 Legal Goons, this is just going to be Exhibit A in the trial, isn't it? E- And is his snorting at each breath a leftover from COVID? CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:E- And is his snorting at each breath a leftover from COVID? I thought that was all the cocaine
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CBJSprague24 posted:Legal Goons, this is just going to be Exhibit A in the trial, isn't it? Non-legal goon, but all this stuff is fully admissible in court from everything I've read on the matter as it's all public. The whole interview is basically "Yep, I obstructed. Yep, I deliberately did it because gently caress them. Yep, my brain is made of aged cheddar cheese." To the extent that he has a defense strategy, it's to delay the trial as long as possible and win the presidency. It's his defense strategy because it's HIS defense strategy and he simply can't be lawyered or follow a lawyer's instructions. That's why he's basically confessing to crimes.txt - he thinks the word vomit will win him the presidency and moot everything else. Just another gamble, really. He'll probably admit to more and more as the weeks go on. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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