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It took my workmate fifteen seconds to grab the tongs from the dishroom after filling the chafing dishes full of hot wings. Meanwhile a dude in a power scooter comes up, looks annoyed for a few seconds, grabs a double handful of fresh-from-the-fryer wings, dumps them in a container, and scrapes the sauce off his hands on the edge of the tray runner. The coworker came up with the tongs just in time to witness that. The utter crestfallen look of everyone as well all had to dump the wings out and start again.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:One time I had to attend a buffet for work purposes and I saw a guy dump a whole dish of sweet and sour pork onto his own plate. Then he licked the empty dish and put it back. I left the place hungry That guy doesn’t do that. His only regrets are measured in quarts. Recently my partner’s uncle died, and it’s likely that you are as close as I was. He was in the Marines (liquid soldiers) so they did a rifle salute at the service. Oldest people I think I’ve ever seen. The priest literally hung himself. Huge twist and absolutely ruined the service. So we’re at this hall connected to a fire department catered by my parter’s uncle’s sister’s son’s cousin’s (my partner) caterer and it’s all milk. Every hot plate or hotel pan, five or six separate stations at the reception, it’s all milk. You take a plate and go up the line and someone asks “milk?” and they dump it on a shallow plate. Next one, same thing. So I have this plastic plate lapping at the rim with milk and the four people in line ahead of me start puking, not doubled over just standing there. That set everyone off. I joked that the uncle “at least didn’t die drowning in puke like the Titanic” and it turned out he did. Makes me not want to RSVP to the next one. Guess I’ll never know if the chicken parmesan was good and I’ll die with that hole. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 04:36 on Jun 19, 2023 |
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Jun 19, 2023 04:33
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Are you OK because I can't make heads or tails of this.
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Jun 19, 2023 04:46
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Are you chatGPT, if you are a robot you have to tell me.
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And then he sat up in the coffin and said "The Aristocrats!"
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Jun 19, 2023 06:43
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I hope I haven’t woken up yet because that’s a very good rendering of a dream
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Jun 19, 2023 11:11
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It’s like the time I took too much promethazine to sleep and instead had a waking fever dream. Please, continue.
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Jun 19, 2023 11:26
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SLOSifl posted:Lesson learned. Have you ever wanted something you can only have once? And didn’t do it? Same.
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Jun 19, 2023 11:41
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who wants some candy
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Jun 19, 2023 13:16
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The only way this is possible is the overworked candy dispenser man just snapping and smashes every single one.
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Jun 19, 2023 13:28
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Whooping Crabs posted:who wants some candy I've seen very very expired chocolate do something similar.
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Jun 19, 2023 13:34
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Yeah that's some urbex poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2023 13:42
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That sounds a lot less fun than a candy dispenser man with a vendetta 
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Jun 19, 2023 13:44
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SLOSifl posted:Lesson learned. Have you ever wanted something you can only have once? And didn’t do it? ambien walrus is that you
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Jun 19, 2023 13:47
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That's just new M&M Crushers
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Nettle Soup posted:Yeah that's some urbex poo poo. I always wonder how old the candy is in the mall, like when is the last time someone refilled the burnt peanuts. It has to have been years, maybe decades. Like if you want to relive your childhood you can literally eat food that was made then.
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Jun 19, 2023 14:12
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SLOSifl posted:Lesson learned. Have you ever wanted something you can only have once? And didn’t do it? You! You were the one who licked the plate!
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Jun 19, 2023 14:17
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More like licked the toad from the sounds of it
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Whooping Crabs posted:I always wonder how old the candy is in the mall, like when is the last time someone refilled the burnt peanuts. It has to have been years, maybe decades. Banana Runtz "elephant's foot" putting off hard rads, everything beyond the old Orange Julius is no-go
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Whooping Crabs posted:who wants some candy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63rmtX6llk Up until a few months back, this guy's main shtick was opening and sometimes sampling decades old foodstuff.
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Jun 19, 2023 14:33
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63rmtX6llk I bet that smells like barf bigtime.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63rmtX6llk The “up until a few months back” has an ominous tone.
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Jun 19, 2023 14:48
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LifeSunDeath posted:I bet that smells like barf bigtime. I'm Barf Bigtime
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The “up until a few months back” has an ominous tone. lol No, NEWM has always been pretty careful about handling and sampling old food. I think he just pivoted back to exploration/gardening stuff.
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Pookah posted:I've seen very very expired chocolate do something similar. Have one of those at my work that I haven't seen anyone go near in the 2 years I've been there
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Jun 19, 2023 16:10
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PYF > Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: His only regrets are measured in quarts.
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https://v.redd.it/w8shofrw5s6b1/DASH_360.mp4
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that's just straight food porn! mayhaps someone should make that a pyf thread 
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Jun 19, 2023 18:48
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It's a mess but I'll eat some
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Jun 19, 2023 18:53
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So close to cheese and so far from god.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63rmtX6llk Oh hey I've seen this channel, I didn't know he was actually trying to eat any of the gross stuff he opens.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:that's just straight food porn! mayhaps someone should make that a pyf thread Trying to conceptualize what that thread would look like and I don't think it would work. You need to desire the food and be ashamed of yourself for it to be interesting. This thread seems to make the most sense for those emotionally egregious foods. LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Jun 19, 2023 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Trying to conceptualize what that thread would look like and I don't think it would work. You need to desire the food and be ashamed of yourself for it to be interesting. This thread seems to make the most sense for those emotionally egregious foods. Yeah, honestly I think 90% of the time there would be little difference between this thread and that one.
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This is the food version of the DeviantArt thread. "Ha ha! Look how turned on by this I'm not," as sweat beads on your forehead.
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I have lactose intolerance and when I see videos like this I know my stomach has made the right choice by swearing off that stuff.
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I'm confused by the positive reaction to the brie macaroni pie. The filling all slopped out at the end, it had no structure or body, I thought that was the grossness punchline
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Data Graham posted:I'm confused by the positive reaction to the brie macaroni pie. The filling all slopped out at the end, it had no structure or body, I thought that was the grossness punchline Agreed, I'd eat it without hesitation but it needs more roux or corn starch to thicken it up. It's a good idea, but they're not quite at the finish line of recipe development.
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